Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Ep 116: Bob Mortimer

Aug 25, 2021

01:36:16

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Kiss the Older Man - The Darkest Beer?

02:24

The Next Big Thing Is the Boost Bar

04:20

Are They Still Together at the Dream Restaurant?

02:00

Introduction

2min

Off Menu - Bob Mortimer's Life Story

2min

The Fisherman's Friend Is in Like the Nuclear Strong Mints

2min

Bob Mortimer, Welcome to the Dream Restaurant

2min

What if They Foul Again?

3min

The Lucky Table Club

3min

You're Keeping the Coffee on Its Toes, Yeah. And the Way, Yeah

3min

How to Cook a Tungsten?

4min

Boil in the Bag Birds Eye Beef With Instant Mashed Potato and Tin Peas

4min

10.

Are You Pre-Sparkling?

3min

11.

Can I Change My Restaurant Venue for Each Course?

3min

12.

Are They Still Together at the Dream Restaurant?

2min

13.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

3min

14.

Isn't That a Neon Sign?

2min

15.

Cinema Hot Dogs

3min

16.

The Oldian Hotdog

2min

17.

I Love My Team. I Love Them

2min

18.

You Swirl His Hot Dog With Your Finger

3min

19.

Roll Over Hot Dogs?

2min

20.

I'd Have Three Poppin' Ons, James.

4min

21.

Are You Kettering?

2min

22.

You're Pretty Boost, Yeah?

2min

23.

Caramel Chocolate in Dairy Milk

4min

24.

The Next Big Thing Is the Boost Bar

4min

25.

What's in a Turbate?

4min

26.

Fish Finger Sandwiches

2min

27.

The Most Expensive Side Dish on the Podcast

2min

28.

Bofrel of an Afternoon

2min

29.

The Do Shoes Are Cool Barbara 2012.

2min

30.

Dude Farty?

3min

31.

Is There One That I'm Addict To?

2min

32.

Kiss the Older Man - The Darkest Beer?

2min

33.

What Happens When You Put Boost in a Hot Dog?

2min

34.

Syrup Sponge Put in With Custard

3min

35.

The Lion and the Bee Story

5min

36.

Scotch Eggs - The Number One Car Meet

3min

37.

Yummy Delicious Delicious Delicious

2min

38.

The Odeon Hot Dog

2min

39.

The Off-Menu Podcast, Jack Gorman

2min

40.

The Sleep Number 360 Smartbed - The Best Way to Sleep

2min

We welcome comedy hero Bob Mortimer to the dream restaurant this week. Will a campachoochoo be on the menu?

Bob Mortimer’s autobiography ‘And Away’ is released on 16 September. Buy it here.

Follow Bob on Twitter and Instagram @realbobmortimer

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations).

Follow Off Menu on Twitter and Instagram: @offmenuofficial.

And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.

Watch Ed and James's YouTube series 'Just Puddings'. Watch here.

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