Are You Pre-Sparkling?

When he was young, if you had an upset stomach, your mum would give you Andrew's liver salts. I did like him because the fizzy and children are very much drawn to anything fizzy - aren't they? How many sugars do you have in your mouth? I love a trunch. I love water bullets. Pop-labs or bread, pop-mores. Any bread. White loaf, crusty loaf. Because I like the crust best. When you're in a restaurant and they give you the bits, I eat the crust. So that would do me nicely. Bottled water. The stillest of the bottle or the tap. A glass of red wine