Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Ep 186: John Kearns

Apr 5, 2023
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1
Introduction
00:00 • 2min
2
The Secret Ingredient: Double Cheeseburger
01:41 • 2min
3
The Lion Tamer
03:45 • 2min
4
The Lion's Putting on a Show
05:32 • 2min
5
Jackass: A Story of Two Brothers
07:32 • 2min
6
The Pirate Film
09:33 • 2min
7
The Best Room in a House
11:18 • 2min
8
The Best Room Is the Best Room
13:05 • 2min
9
The Importance of Listening to Your Mother
14:40 • 2min
10
The Vanishing Days
16:45 • 3min
11
The Work in Ed Shop
19:28 • 2min
12
The Importance of Harsh Lighting in Restaurants
21:14 • 2min
13
How to Revise for Mastermind
22:45 • 2min
14
The Problem With 30 Rock
24:28 • 2min
15
How to Write a Biography
26:10 • 2min
16
Lucian Freud's Advice to Clive Murray
28:19 • 2min
17
How to Be the Best Contestant on Mastermind
30:07 • 3min
18
How to Use a Jug of Water
32:47 • 2min
19
The Cost of a Jug
34:36 • 2min
20
The Importance of Toys
36:11 • 2min
21
The Good Room, Jugs of Jam
37:57 • 2min
22
How My Parents Would Do It When They Were Young
40:11 • 2min
23
The Importance of Memories
42:24 • 2min
24
The Price of a Meal
44:04 • 3min
25
The Nightmare of a Restaurant
47:10 • 3min
26
The Dream Starter
50:00 • 2min
27
The Disgusting Popcorn Trick
51:39 • 2min
28
The Effects of Low Light on the Body
53:35 • 2min
29
The Pork Collage
55:21 • 2min
30
How to Be a Hero When You're 70
57:01 • 2min
31
How to Look Like a 70 Year Old
58:40 • 1min
32
How to Notice Your Death Bed
01:00:10 • 4min
33
How to Make a Butler Steak
01:03:43 • 2min
34
The Last Time We Went to a Chip Shop
01:05:39 • 2min
35
The Effects of Cream on the Body
01:07:14 • 2min
36
The Importance of Salt in Ham Sandwiches
01:09:11 • 2min
37
The Importance of Salt
01:11:08 • 2min
38
The Dream Restaurant
01:12:56 • 2min
39
Remy Martin Cognac
01:14:36 • 2min
40
The Consequences of Sains Piece
01:16:23 • 2min
41
Adapting to a Morrisons
01:18:24 • 1min
42
The Wax Wings
01:19:45 • 3min
43
How to Order a Baklava
01:22:16 • 2min
44
The Importance of Puffier Rolls
01:24:04 • 2min
45
The Importance of Treats
01:26:18 • 2min
46
John Cans: A Journey of Ruel Humor
01:27:54 • 2min
47
How to Find What You Love at Total Wine and More
01:29:42 • 2min