Ep 186: John Kearns
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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The Good Room, Jugs of Jam
John Cairns has never been a thin child or, well, thin adult. He can't relate to any of your stories about the good room and jugs of jam. She's in the giraffe now. She doesn't need a drug of jam. We give a job for it. I had these back when they were, we were shit back then. No, but I bought, what, you think I'm just buying like a normal jar of jam? No, I got it. The jam cost you. Pop it up to our bread. Can I have some bread please? Thank you. Are you going to act out like you're ordering it as well? Yeah.
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