Ep 186: John Kearns
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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How to Write a Biography
I've just spent the past, since I was confirmed, probably someone has dropped out so two days. I've been cracking through that biography on double speed of the speakers. Lucian Freud was told to, before he goes to a party, have a wank in the taxi because it makes your eyes shine. That's not why I'm here. The last page is when they die. No way. You've never opened a biography and the first page says when they're born. If it's not, you know what, they always start with like a weird moment. Yeah. Like a thing that like really sums them up.
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