Ep 186: John Kearns
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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The Cost of a Jug
For Christmas, a few years ago, before she passed, I bought her a jug and I went to a very posh place. And then I put a jar of jam in it. As in the whole jar or you scoops out there. She didn't pour the jam into it. It was like she's not going to eat that much jam. Anyway, I washed my sons hair with that jug now. Full disclosure, I used to. Then I think someone's broken it and isn't admitting it because I can't find this jug now. Oh, shit. That's gone. Someone's dropped it. Because it cost me 50 quid for a jug. Christ. Yeah
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