2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his stand-up and MTV appearances, and Stavros Halkias, famous for his podcast "Stavvy's World," as they dive into wild stories. Chris reveals shocking tales from his childhood, including a memorable bedtime experience with his mom. Stavros entertains with tales of grilled cheese binges and transforming into a hairy Greek heartthrob. The conversation meanders through late-night TV's demise, absurd podcasting anecdotes, and the hilarious financial mishaps of the hosts.

Joining the duo are Chris Distefano, a comedian and former physical therapist, and Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his engaging storytelling. They dive into wild tales of courtroom antics, awkward encounters with medical malpractice, and hilarious takes on physical therapy. The conversation turns to embarrassing massages, AI-generated thirst traps, and Benjamin Franklin’s surprising exploits. The guys also tackle the comedic complexities of intimacy and societal standards, all wrapped in their signature unhinged humor!

Chris Distefano, a Brooklyn comedian known for his vibrant storytelling, and Stavros Halkias, a Greek-American comic with a bold stage presence, take over with chaotic energy. They discuss everything from indulgent summer eats to bizarre circumcision conspiracies. With hilarious anecdotes about family dynamics, cholesterol-fueled delusions, and engagement stories, they craft a wild narrative. Expect laughter over health issues, gentrification tales, and a debate on Fourth of July festivities while navigating life's absurdities with an unapologetic embrace of their identities.

Tom and Bert dive into the wild world of sports, exploring Brett Favre's fall from grace and the iconic 2001 Baltimore Ravens. They discuss the electrifying dynamic of WNBA stars Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham, debating how a little drama has made women's basketball more exciting. Bert hilariously recounts a near-accident with a chainsaw while skating and shares stories of outrageous races and a chicken murder mystery. Plus, they navigate the chaos and humor of extreme sports events like Red Bull Flutag.

Join the laughter as two friends share wild summer tales of surfing with their kids and tackling the challenges of modern parenting. Hear about upcoming film projects that have them buzzing with excitement and the peculiar risks of hot air ballooning. They delve into the intricacies of journalism and offer humorous insights into political issues, all while reflecting on their favorite comedy moments. With guest hosts lined up for summer adventures, this is a hilarious blend of personal stories and societal observations you won't want to miss!

Bert shares wild tales post-intestine surgery while Tom dives into the chaos of celebrity crimes, raising questions about talent versus morality. They hilariously discuss Titanic cowardice and a peculiar fisherman who may have eaten his mate. The conversation goes rogue with a lighthearted look at racial slurs from different languages, while also touching on toxic celebrity behavior and bizarre personal stories. Expect uproarious anecdotes about throwing wives through windows and navigating the absurdities of public behavior.

This week, comedian Jim Norton joins the hosts for a wild ride! Known for his edgy humor, Jim dives into his new YouTube special and reveals why he’s turned away from being a cuck. Expect jaw-dropping tales from Brazil and hilarious takes on everything from war documentaries to the high stakes of stand-up. They dissect memorable moments from Orson Welles and William Shatner, brainstorm JFK conspiracies, and reflect on the charismatic chaos of figures like Jeffrey Epstein. Prepare for laughs, insights, and candid confessions!

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SPONSORS: - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS ! #trueclassicpod - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the hilariously unfiltered Mark Normand! The episode kicks off with farts and sharts as Mark shares the horrifying tale of sharting on a date right after letting one rip at the top of the show. The Bears talk about parenthood, including Mark's brand-new baby, Tom's kids telling gay jokes, the absolute chaos of tiny humans mimicking adult behavior, and the innocence of youth. They next dive into Tom Cruise’s intensity, his popcorn-eating habits, and whether the man who saved cinema is also just a little…off. Then they go deep on comedy life: struggling in New York, open mics, internet haters, and the brutal truth that even legends get roasted. Mark also shares more about life as a Brooklyn dad, falling asleep to podcasts, his time as a janitor, and a wild Copenhagen strip club story courtesy of Bert Kreischer. The conversation also hits on Tim Dillon's CNN moment, Sam Morril, Joe List, Vyvanse brain boosts, and weird dudes trying to get into business with Tom’s old corn star neighbor. Buckle up, queef it up, and enjoy! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 292 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:35 - Sharts & Babies 00:05:08 - Tom Cruise 00:13:42 - Dad Stuff 00:20:12 - COMEDY! 00:27:22 - Hate From The Internet 00:33:42 - New York Comedy Scene 00:38:46 - Gay For Bert 00:44:41 - Conquering New York 00:51:03 - Right Man For The Job 01:00:10 - Texas 01:03:34 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, download the free e-book “Navigating Global Trade: 3 Insights for Leaders” at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tim Segura and Bert Kershire are LIVE from the Barstool Chicago studio and share some stories of their latest shenanigans in the Windy City. The Bears also talk about bombing in Hawaii, jokes about slurs, fathers, women fading, whatever's going on in Bert's mouth, plus the internet hate for WNBA player Angel Reece and alleged royal Meghan Markle. The Bears are then joined by Big Cat who talks about stuff his kids are into lately and his favorite hobby aka gambling. Speaking of which, he also teaches the Bears about Dana White's infamous Tunnel of Chaos, before they pivot to the series "MobLand", and Tom shares a story about almost buying Dr. Dre's house. Bert also trash talks Tom's home base for some reason and compares us...I mean...it, to an abortion clinic or a dentist office, which, let me say is totally an exaggeration....I love working here. Enjoy the episode! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 291 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:36 - Chicago Shenanigans 00:16:06 - Mouth Stuff 00:19:39 - Bombing Hawaii 00:29:01 - Friends 00:36:51 - Internet 00:43:28 - Women 00:49:04 - Big Words 00:59:18 - Mandela Effects 01:03:51 - Kids Stuff With Big Cat 01:12:09 - Gambling 01:20:42 - MobLand 01:24:17 - Work From Home 01:30:37 - Big Cat's Other Interests Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices