Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his stand-up and MTV appearances, and Stavros Halkias, famous for his podcast "Stavvy's World," as they dive into wild stories. Chris reveals shocking tales from his childhood, including a memorable bedtime experience with his mom. Stavros entertains with tales of grilled cheese binges and transforming into a hairy Greek heartthrob. The conversation meanders through late-night TV's demise, absurd podcasting anecdotes, and the hilarious financial mishaps of the hosts.
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Chris' Early Ass-Eating Experience
Chris Distefano shares how at 18 his first serious girlfriend introduced him to ass-eating, which became a defining part of his life and comedy act.
This experience woke him up to his body's changes and his yo-yo weight challenge spanning over two decades.
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Childhood Escapes Shape Adulthood
Childhood escapes heavily influence adult passions, like comedy from watching SNL and cooking from making grilled cheese.
These small joyful acts become the foundation for later life choices and coping mechanisms.
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The Summer Bears are back and sweatier than ever as Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return to the Cave for a milestone 300th episode that somehow combines deep psychological trauma, ass-eating, and cholesterol awareness in one glorious mess. Chrissy D reveals his shocking bedtime history with his mom, his late-night transition out of her bed, and how a surprise with a tongue changed the trajectory of his life—and his act. Stav explains how a 3XL shirt, childhood grilled cheese binges, and SNL reruns turned him into the hairy Greek sex symbol we know today.
The bears also dive into the state of late night TV (RIP), Jurassic Park boners, and why Bert and Tom might end up bankrupt with nothing but podcast houses and Uncrustables to their name. Plus, an unhinged Monarch Money ad read, BlueChew boners, Turkish military anal policies, and a heartfelt video message from Tom Segura himself. Are the Summer Bears destined to do this foever? Stay tuned!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 300
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:58 - Big Boy Shirts
00:10:15 - Tongue Punch Your Fartbox
00:19:21 - How Did This All Happen?
00:23:48 - Sleeping In Mom's Bed
00:37:17 - Stavvy's Hangups & Chrissy Late Night
00:48:27 - Bowel Movements & Old Sitcoms
00:54:39 - Stav & Chrissy's Movie Corner
01:00:47 - New Jurassic Park
01:05:01 - A Message From Tom Segura
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 
