2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

This week, Funny Marco, a popular YouTuber known for his viral interviews, joins the discussion. He shares hilarious stories about interviewing celebs like Nicki Minaj and the surreal experience of sudden fame. The conversation dives into the psychology of fame, Ice Cube’s iconic angry roles, and even debates about the sexiest comedians. Marco reflects on maintaining authenticity in a world treating him as a brand and highlights the loss of anonymity that comes with fame. Expect laughs, sharp insights, and plenty of quotable moments!

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Join sharp-witted stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr, renowned for his one-liners, as he discusses the world of comedy with Tom Segura. They dive into the impact of technology on culture and the phenomenon of 'cheap dopamine' from social media and porn. Carr shares his outrageous take on marijuana legalization for those over 50. The duo also reflects on the joy of live performances, contrasting it with the emptiness of online entertainment, and explores how modern dating has evolved. Expect laughter and insightful commentary on today's society!

James Gunn, the visionary director behind the Guardians of the Galaxy films and co-head of DC Studios, dives into the nitty-gritty of filmmaking. He shares the immense pressure of directing Superman and the sense of relief that followed its success. Gunn discusses the evolution of Peacemaker’s grounded storytelling and the importance of strong comedic material in reviving theater attendance. He also touches on casting challenges, the strategic planning of a decade-long DC universe, and the thrill of keeping filmmaking enjoyable.

Join two comedic minds as they tackle everything from Bert's heartfelt tale about his late dog and his unexpected sister to the hilarious trials of cat ownership. They delve into the nostalgia of childhood prank calls, riff on trolling with real-world stories, and explore the wild side of VR addiction. With lively debates on OnlyFans submissions and a unique twist involving a call to Bert's deceased grandma, this podcast promises laughs and surprises galore. Plus, a deep dive into gambling and a quest for a shirtless golf buddy!

Tom and Bert dive into Drewski's controversial 'whiteface' sketch and the evolving landscape of comedy. They engage in a spirited debate about heroism in the digital age, comparing military service with the rise of social media influencers. College football fandom brings out their nostalgic stories, while Bert hilariously claims he's among the top 0.5% strongest. Their chaotic plan to help an OnlyFans creator adds to the mayhem, probing the line between humor and cultural appropriation.

Tom and Bert dive into a whirlwind of conversations, from Tom's health scare and a brutal water fast to Bert's hilarious midnight antics on set. They explore the shifting landscape of late-night TV and podcasting, while celebrating the thrill of the upcoming NFL season. Humorous insights into their eating habits and the chaos of filming keep things light, alongside Bert's bold $1,000 betting plan on the Buccaneers. With plenty of laughs about family visits and unexpected surprises, this dynamic duo keeps the energy high!

Stavros Halkias, a popular stand-up comedian known for his engaging humor, and Chris Distefano, a vibrant comic and podcast host, bring the fun as they fill in for Tom and Bert. They hilariously roast their absence while sharing wild tales about parenting anxiety and the hilarious challenge of dealing with chaotic family life. The duo even dives into the absurdity of bribing cops with pie! Their send-off is marked by unexpected guests arriving with eclairs, ensuring a chaotic and comedic farewell that wraps up their summer reign.

Comedians Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias serve up laughs as they dive into hilarious topics from their childhoods and beyond. They share tales of food guilt over indulgent desserts and reminisce about Chris's ChatGPT pep talk. The duo tackles serious issues like the acceptance of gay athletes in sports while maintaining their comedic flair. With humorous anecdotes about family dynamics and navigating social media, they blend nostalgia with sharp observations, making for an entertaining and insightful discussion.

Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his sharp stand-up and acting, and Stavros Halkias, a rising comedy star with a vibrant online presence, as they dive into wild topics. They share hilarious tales about the infamous '86 Mets and Lenny Dykstra's antics while addressing heavier themes like ALS. Their banter flirts with the absurd, discussing polyamory and the eccentricities of comedian lifespans. Expect laughs, unexpected confessions, and musings on becoming the ideal modern husband, all wrapped in their irreverent charm.