

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
Episodes
Mentioned books

21 snips
Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 7min
Gambling With Our Lives | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Tom and Bert dive into a whirlwind of conversations, from Tom's health scare and a brutal water fast to Bert's hilarious midnight antics on set. They explore the shifting landscape of late-night TV and podcasting, while celebrating the thrill of the upcoming NFL season. Humorous insights into their eating habits and the chaos of filming keep things light, alongside Bert's bold $1,000 betting plan on the Buccaneers. With plenty of laughs about family visits and unexpected surprises, this dynamic duo keeps the energy high!

20 snips
Aug 25, 2025 • 1h 8min
The Summer Bears Phone It In w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Stavros Halkias, a popular stand-up comedian known for his engaging humor, and Chris Distefano, a vibrant comic and podcast host, bring the fun as they fill in for Tom and Bert. They hilariously roast their absence while sharing wild tales about parenting anxiety and the hilarious challenge of dealing with chaotic family life. The duo even dives into the absurdity of bribing cops with pie! Their send-off is marked by unexpected guests arriving with eclairs, ensuring a chaotic and comedic farewell that wraps up their summer reign.

22 snips
Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 16min
The Audience Is Gonna Hate Us w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Comedians Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias serve up laughs as they dive into hilarious topics from their childhoods and beyond. They share tales of food guilt over indulgent desserts and reminisce about Chris's ChatGPT pep talk. The duo tackles serious issues like the acceptance of gay athletes in sports while maintaining their comedic flair. With humorous anecdotes about family dynamics and navigating social media, they blend nostalgia with sharp observations, making for an entertaining and insightful discussion.

Aug 11, 2025 • 1h 11min
2 Bears, 1 Happy Ending w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his sharp stand-up and acting, and Stavros Halkias, a rising comedy star with a vibrant online presence, as they dive into wild topics. They share hilarious tales about the infamous '86 Mets and Lenny Dykstra's antics while addressing heavier themes like ALS. Their banter flirts with the absurd, discussing polyamory and the eccentricities of comedian lifespans. Expect laughs, unexpected confessions, and musings on becoming the ideal modern husband, all wrapped in their irreverent charm.

8 snips
Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 11min
Are We Trapped In This Podcast Forever? w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his stand-up and MTV appearances, and Stavros Halkias, famous for his podcast "Stavvy's World," as they dive into wild stories. Chris reveals shocking tales from his childhood, including a memorable bedtime experience with his mom. Stavros entertains with tales of grilled cheese binges and transforming into a hairy Greek heartthrob. The conversation meanders through late-night TV's demise, absurd podcasting anecdotes, and the hilarious financial mishaps of the hosts.

Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 8min
This Episode Is Getting Us Fired w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Joining the duo are Chris Distefano, a comedian and former physical therapist, and Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his engaging storytelling. They dive into wild tales of courtroom antics, awkward encounters with medical malpractice, and hilarious takes on physical therapy. The conversation turns to embarrassing massages, AI-generated thirst traps, and Benjamin Franklin’s surprising exploits. The guys also tackle the comedic complexities of intimacy and societal standards, all wrapped in their signature unhinged humor!

9 snips
Jul 21, 2025 • 1h 14min
The Summer Bears Takeover! w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Chris Distefano, a Brooklyn comedian known for his vibrant storytelling, and Stavros Halkias, a Greek-American comic with a bold stage presence, take over with chaotic energy. They discuss everything from indulgent summer eats to bizarre circumcision conspiracies. With hilarious anecdotes about family dynamics, cholesterol-fueled delusions, and engagement stories, they craft a wild narrative. Expect laughter over health issues, gentrification tales, and a debate on Fourth of July festivities while navigating life's absurdities with an unapologetic embrace of their identities.

Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 14min
Catfights Make The WNBA Interesting | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Tom and Bert dive into the wild world of sports, exploring Brett Favre's fall from grace and the iconic 2001 Baltimore Ravens. They discuss the electrifying dynamic of WNBA stars Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham, debating how a little drama has made women's basketball more exciting. Bert hilariously recounts a near-accident with a chainsaw while skating and shares stories of outrageous races and a chicken murder mystery. Plus, they navigate the chaos and humor of extreme sports events like Red Bull Flutag.

14 snips
Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 12min
We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Join the laughter as two friends share wild summer tales of surfing with their kids and tackling the challenges of modern parenting. Hear about upcoming film projects that have them buzzing with excitement and the peculiar risks of hot air ballooning. They delve into the intricacies of journalism and offer humorous insights into political issues, all while reflecting on their favorite comedy moments. With guest hosts lined up for summer adventures, this is a hilarious blend of personal stories and societal observations you won't want to miss!

15 snips
Jun 30, 2025 • 1h 9min
Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Bert shares wild tales post-intestine surgery while Tom dives into the chaos of celebrity crimes, raising questions about talent versus morality. They hilariously discuss Titanic cowardice and a peculiar fisherman who may have eaten his mate. The conversation goes rogue with a lighthearted look at racial slurs from different languages, while also touching on toxic celebrity behavior and bizarre personal stories. Expect uproarious anecdotes about throwing wives through windows and navigating the absurdities of public behavior.