2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Kyle Dunnigan, a witty comedian and impressionist recognized for his antics on 'Kill Tony', joins the conversation, sharing his eccentric dating history, particularly his preference for taller partners. The duo hilariously navigates the complexities of modern dating through personal anecdotes and some unforgettable impressions of figures like Caitlyn Jenner and Bill Maher. They also delve into their experiences of bombing at private gigs and the absurdities of live performances, creating a perfect blend of humor and relatability.

Joey Diaz joins the conversation, sharing hilarious tales from his recent hospital visit and the unexpected challenges of blue balls. The hosts reminisce about their journey in comedy, including early days with Rogan and the evolving comedy scene in L.A. They dive into the importance of slowing down, the pressures of touring, and the significance of parking spots in city life. With laughter and vulnerability, they reflect on balancing fame, family, and health issues, proving that humor remains key even in tough times.

Join the chaos at SXSW as the hosts dive into wild topics, from an outrageous AI-generated video to the philosophical discussions on body image and attraction. They hilariously debate the perfect boob size and share stories about questionable outfits and unexpected celebrity encounters. The conversation touches on legacy in comedy, meaningful friendships, and even misadventures in the fashion world. Packed with laughter, spontaneous moments, and candid reflections, this episode captures the essence of fun and friendship in the comedic journey.

SPONSORS:- Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears.- If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https//mintmobile.com/bears.In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans!Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show!2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:18 - Hot Ones00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties 00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch 00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing?00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports 00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino 00:40:01 - The Oscars 00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell 00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen 00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman 00:58:44 - National News Guys 01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive00:35:42 - Mean Girls00:39:53 - Fridge Food00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee00:53:10 - Spanish Accents00:59:10 - Emilia Perez01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over01:06:24 - Bob Dylan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join a lively conversation where colon health meets chaotic humor! The hosts dive into dietary choices using the Yuka app, revealing some shocking snack ratings. They also tackle the awkwardness of aging for men, discussing hair transplants and insecurities. With discussions on Bitcoin and missed financial opportunities, things get intriguing. Historical tangents about World War II blend light-hearted banter with heavy themes. Expect laughter mixed with personal insights for an entertaining ride!

Joining Tom Segura are comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, known for their podcast Are You Garbage?. They dive into hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from their travels, including an unforgettable bus mishap and the embarrassing realities of crapping your pants on film. The trio also shares amusing reflections on dining experiences, chaotic Super Bowl parties, and the rollercoaster of family life. With some financial insights and anecdotes about the art of big spending, they keep the laughs rolling.

In this conversation, comedian Kevin Nealon shares hilarious anecdotes from his time on Saturday Night Live and reflects on the unique friendships he formed with fellow comedians. He and Bert discuss the pressures of success and the evolution of their comedic styles. Nealon offers insights on aging in the industry, staying healthy, and how humor intertwines with life's challenges. They also pay tribute to the late Norm Macdonald, exchanging funny stories that highlight his impact on their lives and careers.

Tom and Bert dive into hilarious discussions about Bert's quirky Paris trip and the toxic traits of the wealthy. They tackle social anxiety with witty anecdotes, alongside a comedic project of scattering pennies around the city. Medical mishaps and humorous health tales lead to reflections on personality traits like narcissism. Their light-hearted banter reveals insights on self-diagnosis and the importance of therapy in nurturing healthy relationships, blending humor with genuine moments of self-awareness.

Travis Barker, the iconic drummer from Blink-182, shares his inspiring story of resilience after surviving a plane crash 17 years ago. He discusses how running has become a crucial part of his recovery and fitness journey. The chat covers his upcoming marathon in New Orleans, memorable tour tales, and a unique tuna fish salad recipe! Hear reflections on celebrity culture, the influence of Joe Rogan, and how personal challenges have shaped his life. It's a blend of humor, motivation, and heartfelt moments!