SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive00:35:42 - Mean Girls00:39:53 - Fridge Food00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee00:53:10 - Spanish Accents00:59:10 - Emilia Perez01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over01:06:24 - Bob Dylan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join a lively conversation where colon health meets chaotic humor! The hosts dive into dietary choices using the Yuka app, revealing some shocking snack ratings. They also tackle the awkwardness of aging for men, discussing hair transplants and insecurities. With discussions on Bitcoin and missed financial opportunities, things get intriguing. Historical tangents about World War II blend light-hearted banter with heavy themes. Expect laughter mixed with personal insights for an entertaining ride!

Joining Tom Segura are comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, known for their podcast Are You Garbage?. They dive into hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from their travels, including an unforgettable bus mishap and the embarrassing realities of crapping your pants on film. The trio also shares amusing reflections on dining experiences, chaotic Super Bowl parties, and the rollercoaster of family life. With some financial insights and anecdotes about the art of big spending, they keep the laughs rolling.

In this conversation, comedian Kevin Nealon shares hilarious anecdotes from his time on Saturday Night Live and reflects on the unique friendships he formed with fellow comedians. He and Bert discuss the pressures of success and the evolution of their comedic styles. Nealon offers insights on aging in the industry, staying healthy, and how humor intertwines with life's challenges. They also pay tribute to the late Norm Macdonald, exchanging funny stories that highlight his impact on their lives and careers.

Tom and Bert dive into hilarious discussions about Bert's quirky Paris trip and the toxic traits of the wealthy. They tackle social anxiety with witty anecdotes, alongside a comedic project of scattering pennies around the city. Medical mishaps and humorous health tales lead to reflections on personality traits like narcissism. Their light-hearted banter reveals insights on self-diagnosis and the importance of therapy in nurturing healthy relationships, blending humor with genuine moments of self-awareness.

Travis Barker, the iconic drummer from Blink-182, shares his inspiring story of resilience after surviving a plane crash 17 years ago. He discusses how running has become a crucial part of his recovery and fitness journey. The chat covers his upcoming marathon in New Orleans, memorable tour tales, and a unique tuna fish salad recipe! Hear reflections on celebrity culture, the influence of Joe Rogan, and how personal challenges have shaped his life. It's a blend of humor, motivation, and heartfelt moments!

This week, Druski, a comedian known for his hit series 'Coulda Been Records,' joins the guys for a hilarious chat. They delve into the magic of authentic, low-production content and Druski's unique career journey. The conversation takes wild turns as they discuss celebrity encounters, a memorable Diddy party, and their adventurous travels around the globe. With plenty of laughs about bizarre pizza reviews and a mutual love for karate, they explore personal growth, dating stories, and the quirks of culinary culture in a light-hearted way.

In this installment, former NFL cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones brings his vibrant personality to the discussion. He candidly shares tales of NFL trash talking, spilling secrets about the league's biggest characters and their wild antics. From his dislike of Pittsburgh to his relationship with Jerry Jones, Pacman reveals his colorful experiences. The conversation touches on everything from mentorship in football to absurd purchases and unforgettable casino wins. Together, they explore the exhilarating highs and lows of an NFL career.

In the midst of LA wildfires, the hosts candidly discuss the devastation affecting neighborhoods and share personal stories of resilience. They delve into humorous takes on kids' sports, unconventional family gifts, and even quirky go bag essentials. The challenges of generational disillusionment take a personal turn, while amusing insights on the comedic world of Hollywood writers reveal the industry's unique personality. With anecdotes about Andrew 'Dice' Clay and Nikki Glaser's hosting gig, the conversation blends humor and heartfelt moments seamlessly.

Ari Shaffir, a comedian known for his Netflix special "America's Sweetheart," joins the duo for a hilarious chat. They dive into Shaq's quirky FaceTiming habits and the celebrity drama involving Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan. The trio muses about the absurdities of fame and shares outrageous stories, including the challenges of being a tall person and the dark humor surrounding celebrity scandals. They balance entertaining anecdotes with commentary on social dynamics, online backlash, and the bizarre nature of media in today's world.