2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Join two comedian pals as they dive into hilarious banter and spontaneous discussions. They share their wild stories, highlight the joys and challenges of engaging with their audience, and invite special guests for lively interactions. Expect plenty of laughter and playful exchanges that showcase their dynamic friendship. It's a delightful mix of humor and heartfelt moments!

Join N.O.R.E, the charismatic rapper and Drink Champs host, alongside Jason Kelce, a Super Bowl champion and former NFL star, as they tackle the hilarious challenges of a 5K run. They dive into the quirks of fitness culture, share outrageous drinking stories, and engage in playful banter about memorable nicknames in sports. The trio also reflects on the journey of personal growth through running and hip-hop, weaving together tales of camaraderie and the sometimes ridiculous side of competition. It's a laugh-out-loud conversation you won't want to miss!

Tom Segura chats with MrBallen, a former Navy SEAL turned YouTube sensation known for his dark storytelling. They dive into chilling true crime mysteries, including the haunting Yuba County Five case, and share the harrowing realities of oil rig dangers. MrBallen reflects on his unique journey from the military to crafting engaging narratives that deeply resonate with audiences. The duo also explores fascinating topics like habitable exoplanets and conspiracies surrounding space travel, blending humor with captivating tales that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join funnyman Thomas Lennon, known for his roles in "Reno 911!" and "Night at the Museum," as he gets candid with Bert Kreischer. They swap wild stories about real-life confrontations and the absurdity of Amazon reviews for "Mein Kampf." The duo dives into the unique all-female Blue Origin space flight and debate which celebrities should be launched into orbit next. Lennon shares his experience working with Christopher Nolan and the highlights of navigating fame, alongside hilarious anecdotes about claustrophobia and surreal spelunking experiences.

Bert and Tim recover from a wild night at a gay bar while IV drips infuse them with humor. They discuss Instagram FOMO and the magic of home-cooked meals by minority women. There's a quirky obsession with a chola influencer and a hilarious cocktail created during their takeover. The duo delves into the amusing nature of compliments, the appeal of the Kelce brothers, and even the audacity of 'sampling your own sauce.' Expect laughter, cultural reflections, and outrageous stories throughout!

Get ready for laughs as the Bears dive into unexpected p*rn genres and debate the art of 'homie head.' Bert shares a wild story about choke slamming two dudes on live TV, while the duo prepares for a hilarious gay bar takeover. They discuss the quirks of international women and the sexiest accents, all sprinkled with humorous tales from wrestling events. The conversation dances through arranged marriages, the dynamics of gay culture, and a quirky take on creating a retirement community. Pack a towel; it’s about to get sweaty!

Kyle Dunnigan, a witty comedian and impressionist recognized for his antics on 'Kill Tony', joins the conversation, sharing his eccentric dating history, particularly his preference for taller partners. The duo hilariously navigates the complexities of modern dating through personal anecdotes and some unforgettable impressions of figures like Caitlyn Jenner and Bill Maher. They also delve into their experiences of bombing at private gigs and the absurdities of live performances, creating a perfect blend of humor and relatability.

Joey Diaz joins the conversation, sharing hilarious tales from his recent hospital visit and the unexpected challenges of blue balls. The hosts reminisce about their journey in comedy, including early days with Rogan and the evolving comedy scene in L.A. They dive into the importance of slowing down, the pressures of touring, and the significance of parking spots in city life. With laughter and vulnerability, they reflect on balancing fame, family, and health issues, proving that humor remains key even in tough times.

Join the chaos at SXSW as the hosts dive into wild topics, from an outrageous AI-generated video to the philosophical discussions on body image and attraction. They hilariously debate the perfect boob size and share stories about questionable outfits and unexpected celebrity encounters. The conversation touches on legacy in comedy, meaningful friendships, and even misadventures in the fashion world. Packed with laughter, spontaneous moments, and candid reflections, this episode captures the essence of fun and friendship in the comedic journey.