

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Jan 5, 2026 • 1h 8min
New Year New Roast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Join the hosts as they hilariously dissect the awkwardness of first-class travel and share their most chaotic air travel stories. They reminisce about childhood influences from SNL and recount the pressure of roasting the Jersey Shore cast, debating whether to pull out of the gig. Expect some wild brainstorming of roast jokes, reflections on New Year's resolutions, and the realities of performing on holiday nights. There’s plenty of laughter and a touch of regret as they close the Winter Bears chapter!

Dec 29, 2025 • 1h 6min
Pimping Podcast Producers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Two guests take over the show with hilarious chaos! They dive into bizarre bread rankings, dissect ancient Greek sexual practices, and share cringe-worthy medical stories. From STD fears to reflections on promiscuity, laughter is guaranteed. One wild idea includes pimping podcast producers and suggesting absurd OnlyFans ventures. They even recount an encounter with Jeffrey Epstein's brother while debating moral dilemmas. With a blend of dark humor and outrageous anecdotes, this episode is a rollercoaster ride of hilarity!

Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 10min
Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Get ready for a holiday rollercoaster as Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano take the reins! They dive into hilarious Christmas traditions, from Jewish Christmas supremacy to chaotic family gatherings. Expect wild childhood anecdotes, revenge fantasies reminiscent of Oldboy, and a spirited debate on the perfect Chinese food for Christmas. With discussions on ancestry and 'beige supremacy,' this holiday special is packed with laughs and outrageous gift-giving tactics. Grab a pastry and join the madness!

Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 10min
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his blunt storytelling and co-hosting History Hyenas, joins forces with Chris Distefano, a stand-up comic from MTV's Guy Code. They dive into hilarious confessions about their awful breakfast habits and chaotic life choices. Chris shares a disastrous cauliflower pizza experience, while Stavros discusses his ups and downs with weight loss medications. They also reflect on the wild ride of moving homes, pet ownership regrets, and their love-hate relationship with the comedy industry. Expect laughter and candid stories!

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Dec 8, 2025 • 1h 7min
My Soul Will Always Be Fat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Bert shares his wild journey of losing 25 pounds on Manjaro, including comical stories of airport bathroom mishaps. Tom discusses the intensity of his high-protein diet and its explosive side effects. They dive into chaotic CMA tales, like Bert's awkward encounter with Steve Martin and a warm moment with Billy Bob Thornton. With a nod to the challenges of aging out of podcasting, they reflect on robe culture, their kids’ humorous remarks about weight, and future plans, including guest hosts and the much-anticipated return of the Summer Bears!

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Dec 1, 2025 • 1h 28min
The Dark Side of Internet Fame w/ Marcus King | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
This week, Bert Kreischer chats with Marcus King, a talented singer-songwriter known for his soulful Southern rock. They dive into hilariously wild stories, including a naked ocean adventure with Navy SEALs. Marcus shares his thoughts on sobriety, the impact of internet hate, and the creative effects of microdosing. The duo also ranks Southern rock bands and discusses how TikTok is changing the music scene. Tune in for a mix of laughter, vulnerability, and a deep look at fame and authenticity!

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Nov 24, 2025 • 1h 9min
Louis C.K. on Writing His First Novel and Returning to Stage | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Louis C.K., the renowned comedian and filmmaker known for his sharp and candid humor, joins Tom Segura to discuss his new novel, Ingram. They explore the emotional weight of loneliness and childhood struggles, revealing how stepping away from stand-up influenced Louis's creative process. The duo dives into the ethics of comedy, the controversial practice of 'punching down,' and the disturbing themes of Louis's upcoming book. Tom reveals how Ingram moved him to tears, highlighting the profound connection between art and human experience.

Nov 17, 2025 • 1h 9min
My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Kirk Fox, a comedian and actor known for his unique upbringing, shares tales of his unconventional family life, including a grandma living upstairs and a dad's creative laziness. He humorously explores dark topics like crime, prison life, and his ongoing dream of joining the FBI. There's lively banter about the quirks of self-driving cars and methods of resourcefulness if faced with violence. The conversation dives into the bizarre world of childhood, humor in crime, and eccentric stories, making for a rollercoaster of laughs and shocking revelations.

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Nov 10, 2025 • 1h 59min
Mel Robbins Calls Out Bert’s People-Pleasing | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
In this lively conversation, best-selling author and motivational speaker Mel Robbins shares her insights on anxiety, parenting, and her transformative Let Them Theory. Mel humorously reveals her own struggles with people-pleasing and the impact of undiagnosed ADHD on her life. The duo delves into the importance of setting boundaries, embracing vulnerability, and letting go of the need to fix everyone. Their candid exchange balances therapy and laughter, making it relatable for anyone juggling family expectations and personal growth.

Nov 3, 2025 • 1h 18min
Duncan Trussell BLOWS Bert's Mind! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Duncan Trussell, a comedian and spiritual podcaster known for exploring philosophy and psychedelia, joins for a mind-bending conversation. They dive into the absurdity of Bigfoot, grapple with thoughts on death and AI, and discuss the concept of digital immortality. Trussell and Kreischer reflect on personal existence, humor as chaos magic, and the ethics of risky jokes. With a mix of hilarity and profundity, they explore the performative nature of comedy, the importance of audience connection, and finding joy despite life's uncertainties.


