2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Dec 15, 2025
Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his blunt storytelling and co-hosting History Hyenas, joins forces with Chris Distefano, a stand-up comic from MTV's Guy Code. They dive into hilarious confessions about their awful breakfast habits and chaotic life choices. Chris shares a disastrous cauliflower pizza experience, while Stavros discusses his ups and downs with weight loss medications. They also reflect on the wild ride of moving homes, pet ownership regrets, and their love-hate relationship with the comedy industry. Expect laughter and candid stories!
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Seasonal Podcast Babysitter
- Stavros and Chris describe phoning in the Winter Bears podcast as a low-stakes seasonal filler they enjoy doing.
- They compare it to parents hiring a babysitter and promise to mail episodes in to avoid Spring Bears invites.
Breakfast Hypocrisy
- Both hosts confess to indulging in bad breakfast choices despite talking about getting healthy.
- Stavros admits he mixed bacon and home fries onto an egg-white sandwich and later suffered stomach trouble.
Cauliflower Pizza Backfires
- Chris ate a cauliflower-crust pizza in Houston and had explosive diarrhea that prevented him from traveling.
- He blames the cauliflower crust for an awful night and for eating studio food afterward.