2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Dec 22, 2025
Get ready for a holiday rollercoaster as Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano take the reins! They dive into hilarious Christmas traditions, from Jewish Christmas supremacy to chaotic family gatherings. Expect wild childhood anecdotes, revenge fantasies reminiscent of Oldboy, and a spirited debate on the perfect Chinese food for Christmas. With discussions on ancestry and 'beige supremacy,' this holiday special is packed with laughs and outrageous gift-giving tactics. Grab a pastry and join the madness!
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Oldboy Revenge Fantasy
- Stavros and Chris joke Tom would get revenge by orchestrating an Oldboy-style revenge involving Chris’ daughter and traumatic brain injury.
- They use exaggerated horror-comedy to illustrate how far comedians imagine retaliation going.
Jewish Christmas Ritual
- Stavros describes celebrating a solo Jewish-Christmas tradition: Chinese food and movies in New York.
- He pairs it with mushrooms and Avatar to create a low-key holiday ritual.
Ancestry Can Reframe Identity
- Chris shares Ancestry.com results showing he's ~98% Germanic and questions earlier identity claims.
- He reflects how DNA can shift personal cultural narratives.