2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Danny Trejo, the iconic actor known for his memorable roles in *Desperado* and *Spy Kids*, joins for an engaging chat. He shares his fascinating journey from prison to Hollywood, revealing how his Uncle Gilbert shaped his life. Trejo amusingly recounts how he accidentally joined Alcoholics Anonymous and discusses maintaining fitness behind bars. The duo also dives into Chicano culture, his new show *Mysteries Unearthed*, and some playful stories about Hollywood, including a heartfelt moment with William Shatner.

Bert gets a surprise birthday visit from Dr. Phil, sparking a hilarious discussion about aging and the quirks of birthday celebrations. They dive into memorable anecdotes, touch on celebrity gossip, and even share laughs over unconventional intimacy tools. Dr. Phil offers life wisdom while engaging in playful banter about hats, parties, and nostalgic Judy Blume books. The episode features a humorous exploration of fast food quirks and reflects on personal growth, making for a delightful mix of laughter and heartfelt moments.

Matthew McConaughey, the talented actor and author, joins the conversation to discuss his re-released book, 'Greenlights'. He shares personal philosophies on authenticity and what it truly means to be 'cool'. The trio dives into hilarious anecdotes including McConaughey's early roles and memorable moments from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. They also explore the joys of fatherhood, the art of storytelling, and even engage in a light-hearted debate over the virtues of ketchup versus mustard. Get ready for laughs and insights!

Russell Peters, a globally renowned comedian known for his observational humor and diverse accents, joins Tom and Bert for a lively discussion. They dive into hip-hop culture, recalling stories about Big Daddy Kane and their touring challenges. The trio shares hilarious travel tales, debates the complexities of cultural representation in comedy, and reflects on being super dads. With humorous anecdotes about international flights and a lighthearted take on family dynamics, the conversation blends laughter with insightful commentary on the comedy scene.

Join for a laugh as the hosts dive into the absurdities of starting a cult, fueled by excitement over Stavros Halkias' upcoming movie. They share personal anecdotes about health challenges, comedy legends, and their favorite films, debating the merits of classics like 'Billy Madison' and 'Happy Gilmore.' The conversation hilariously touches on the nostalgia for '80s film nudity and quirky dental experiences, all while navigating the complexities of vulnerability in comedy. Plus, get the scoop on their upcoming cinematic adventures!

Join the hilarity as they dive into the changing landscape of comedy films, reminiscing about 80s classics and the fun of being a fan. Judd Apatow shares quirky stories about writing and the challenges of comedy careers. The episode also tackles unexpected topics like grooming woes, society’s beauty standards, and even a newfound passion for Formula 1. Plus, there's a humorous take on fame, touching on how social media shapes public perceptions. Prepare for a mix of laughter, nostalgia, and insightful comedic journeys!

The hosts dive into the astounding advancements in AI, pondering if it could ultimately threaten humanity. They share hilariously absurd hypothetical scenarios of an AI takeover and discuss eccentric dictators like General Butt Naked. The conversation also touches on the quirks of celebrity culture, authenticity in social media, and the absurdities of modern advertising. Join them for wild anecdotes about performance, body image, and navigating fame, all wrapped in a comedic critique of our tech-driven world.

The hosts find themselves living the Florida lifestyle while discussing travel essentials and strip club etiquette. A passionate dive into hometown pride transitions to reflections on family dynamics and cultural identity, including a humorous take on Harriet Tubman. They share awkward yet hilarious celebrity encounters at movie premieres and reminisce about their early days in comedy versus today's fame-driven culture. With anecdotes about engagement rings and wireless plans, they blend insights with laughter.

Bert's hilarious antics at an Emmy's party lead to some awkward celebrity encounters. The duo chats about the dark humor surrounding death, deftly mixing laughs with life reflections. They share their own party tales and compare their social skills. Listeners are treated to amusing insights into celebrity culture and the emotional complexities of grief. Plus, they delve into self-image and the funny side of social media personalities. Tune in for a wild ride of laughter and introspection!

The guys share hilarious tales from their recent Vegas trip, including Bert's chest tattoos and their bar takeover. Parenting takes a front seat as they discuss the emotional ride of dropping kids off at college. Memory lane leads to wild college antics, sparking amusing reactions from their dads. They dive into a magical debate about illusions and reality, laced with personal stories. Food comes to play with heartwarming donut tales, revealing their struggles with dieting and indulgence, all served with a side of laughter!