2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer The Audience Is Gonna Hate Us w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Aug 18, 2025 
Comedians Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias serve up laughs as they dive into hilarious topics from their childhoods and beyond. They share tales of food guilt over indulgent desserts and reminisce about Chris's ChatGPT pep talk. The duo tackles serious issues like the acceptance of gay athletes in sports while maintaining their comedic flair. With humorous anecdotes about family dynamics and navigating social media, they blend nostalgia with sharp observations, making for an entertaining and insightful discussion.
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Sugar Binge Confessions
- Stavros and Chris describe binging sweets before the show and laughing about their lack of self-control.
- They compare past cheap ice cream and Neapolitan tactics while joking about sugar guilt.
The Ultimate Bagel Order
- Chris recounts extreme bagel orders during edibly-fueled mornings and how he'd assemble perfectly uniform bites.
- He admits to adding hash browns, double meats, and dessert bagels as part of ritual overindulgence.
Happy Toothless Years
- Stavros remembers his 'toothless years' as his happiest period and how it affected relationships.
- He shares that partners asked him to wear a tooth when meeting family, hinting at image stakes.