2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 2 Bears, 1 Happy Ending w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Aug 11, 2025
Join comedians Chris Distefano, known for his sharp stand-up and acting, and Stavros Halkias, a rising comedy star with a vibrant online presence, as they dive into wild topics. They share hilarious tales about the infamous '86 Mets and Lenny Dykstra's antics while addressing heavier themes like ALS. Their banter flirts with the absurd, discussing polyamory and the eccentricities of comedian lifespans. Expect laughs, unexpected confessions, and musings on becoming the ideal modern husband, all wrapped in their irreverent charm.
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Lenny Dykstra Podcast Fees
- Chris describes Lenny Dykstra showing up drunk at reunions and charging podcasters for appearances.
- He recounts an episode where Dykstra expected payment and asked, 'where's my 120 bucks?'
Weird Kevin Spacey Encounter
- Chris Distefano recounts meeting Kevin Spacey at a charity event where Spacey kept massaging his shoulders.
- The interaction felt flattering at the time and later unsettling after allegations surfaced.
How ALS Steals Movement
- Chris DiStefano explains ALS attacks both upper and lower motor neurons, destroying voluntary movement control.
- He uses the myelin-sheath/car metaphor to show why patients can think but lose muscle function.