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The Summer Bears are back and Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias are fully locked into their takeover of 2 Bears 1 Cave. With Stav in a floral shirt and Chris squeezed into a Darryl Strawberry jersey, the two dive headfirst into tales of the wild ‘86 Mets, Kevin Spacey offering unsolicited shoulder rubs, and the horrifying science of ALS—because what’s funnier than degenerative nerve disease? Stavvy also gets a massage from Chrissy, we learn about Lenny Dykstra's podcast rates, and the guys debate polyamory, prostitutes, and just how many years Bert Kreischer has left.
Speaking of Bert, he sends the guys a morbid video asking them to predict which comedian friends are not long for this world. Plus, Stav makes a strong case for becoming a Japanese-style husband, Chris recounts a near-affair that lasted 12 seconds on the LIRR, and together they fantasize about future threesomes with suspiciously supportive fans.
Is it a good episode? No. Is it packed with fake current events, conspiracy theories, open marriages, and physical touch? You bet your bottom dollar it is.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 301
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:42 - Baseball Greats, Kevin Spacey, & ALS
00:10:31 - Reading Fan Comments
00:27:20 - Swingers, Cucks, & Flirty Fans
00:36:33 - Montreal Screwjobs & Polyamory Shenanigans
00:44:58 - Trisha Paytas Baby Theory
00:51:34 - Comedian Death Pool
01:00:49 - Chrissy Massages Stavvy
01:07:23 - Wrap Up
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