2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Phones Are Making You Unfunny w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Sep 29, 2025

Join sharp-witted stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr, renowned for his one-liners, as he discusses the world of comedy with Tom Segura. They dive into the impact of technology on culture and the phenomenon of 'cheap dopamine' from social media and porn. Carr shares his outrageous take on marijuana legalization for those over 50. The duo also reflects on the joy of live performances, contrasting it with the emptiness of online entertainment, and explores how modern dating has evolved. Expect laughter and insightful commentary on today's society!

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INSIGHT

Culture Is Downstream Of Technology

Culture often flows from technology, so new tech reshapes music and media.
The 21st century feels like the 20th on better screens, not a wholly new era.

INSIGHT

Live Shows Multiply Laughter

Phones deliver bite-sized entertainment but can't match live shows' energy.
Live comedy produces far stronger laughter because audiences perform together.

ADVICE

Choose Real Connection Over Cheap Dopamine

Avoid replacing real-world intimacy with porn; pursue real relationships instead.
Use substances or proxies sparingly and choose experiences that create real connection.

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