Why Ted Cruz S*cks: A Comprehensive Biography

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Introduction

00:00 • 3min

2

The Tide Pod, Ted Cruz, and the Midterm Elections

02:40 • 2min

3

Free Enterprises Hailed It Fair

05:05 • 3min

4

The World's Fair - Free Market Day

08:14 • 2min

5

The Tin Pillars of Economic Wisdom

10:35 • 4min

6

Isn't There a Fred Clause Movie?

14:52 • 2min

7

I Don't Like Knowing Who Ted Cruz Is

16:41 • 2min

8

The Constitutional Corrober Raiders

18:37 • 2min

9

Ted Cruz and the Constitutional Corruptors

21:00 • 2min

10

The Cost of These Dreams Podcast

23:08 • 2min

11

The Ten Pillars of Economic Wisdom

25:35 • 3min

12

Is Education Profitable?

28:34 • 2min

13

Why Did Ted Cruz and Laura Coroborate the Constitution?

30:09 • 2min

14

Ted Cruz - Is That Really Ted Cruz?

32:28 • 2min

15

Ted Cruz's Apocalypse Now

34:35 • 4min

16

Is Ted Cruz Still Alive?

38:56 • 2min

17

The Cost of These Dreams Podcast

40:42 • 2min

18

'Ted Cruz'

43:07 • 2min

19

The 10 Pillars of Economic Wisdom

45:21 • 2min

20

Ted Cruz and the Debate Club Debate - What Can We Come Together?

47:00 • 2min

21

Ted Cruz: A Debate Kid Who's Never Off

49:05 • 3min

22

Ted Cruz - The Sex Haver

52:06 • 5min

23

We Could Be the Corroborators

57:05 • 2min

24

Ted Cruz, Did You Refuse to Shake the President's Hand?

59:33 • 3min

25

Cruz's Story of Raphael Cruz

01:02:56 • 4min

26

Water Burger - It's a Big Thing in Texas

01:06:44 • 2min

27

I Don't Want Ted Cruz to Win the Midterms, Right?

01:09:03 • 2min

28

Ted Cruz - The Lost Outpost

01:11:22 • 2min

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Totally Flipped Around, Ted Cruz

01:13:07 • 2min

30

The Only Leathers on This Desk

01:15:22 • 3min