
Why Ted Cruz S*cks: A Comprehensive Biography
Behind the Bastards
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Ted Cruz - Is That Really Ted Cruz?
Ted Cruz went to second Baptist High School, which was a fairly expensive private school in Houston. According to the book he wrote before running for president, Ted Cruz was one of the cooler kids that Ted Cruz is high school. He's consciously emulating a human being with a wife and children. When Ted Cruz kisses one of his beloved family members, it looks like almost gravitational force repelling.
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