Not For Everyone

The hosts discuss coping with loneliness and finding connection, the therapeutic benefits of focusing on absorbing activities, tips for building a solid friend group, childhood dreams of fame, shoe shopping and goatee preferences, and random topics including skincare and sex requisites. They also share their experiences with masturbating during the pandemic.

This week, Caroline and Jess contemplate a few listener-submitted thoughts: parents kissing their children on the mouths, a haiku review that unlocks teenage memories, and finally (!) what Caroline means by “mall Santa sex fantasies.” Plus, a silly show and a scary movie that reveal C and J’s personalities (bet you can’t guess which genre goes with which host), the marketing genius of the nipple bra, and the pros and cons of living on a commune—a thing us women can’t seem to stop thinking about.  Listen in for a surprise announcement, too. Something is coming sooner than you think but slower than you want... __ This episode was produced by none other than our prince, Abi Newhouse. ⁠⁠DM her⁠⁠ for your audio editing needs! __ Share with a friend! Follow, rate, and review on your favorite podcasting app! And SUBSCRIBE on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ for full episode video. Plus FOLLOW US on Instagram for more: ⁠⁠@not4everyonepod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠@thegoodsitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠@jzdebakey⁠⁠ __ Intro Music: “Doja Dance” by PALA __ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are our own. We are not therapists or health professionals, or professional of any kind, really. Please see your own professional or counselor for professional support. Do your research and be safe!

Jess, a first generation Lebanese American, discusses her experience as a Middle Eastern Midwesterner. She shares her *Official* Dating Show Rankings and talks about setting boundaries at work. They also unlock a new ick and explore finding joy in day-to-day life. The episode covers topics such as representation, the impact of 9/11, reality TV shows, blind spots, safe driving, and relationship security.

Topics include self-perception during sex, unreliable sexual education, first kisses and middle school dances, changing social interactions, FOMO, baldness, puns in rap lyrics, desire for recognition, and confusion from contradictory teachings.

The creative well has been dry as ever lately, but that's where you kooks come in, with another episode of listener-submitted questions or WHATADOs. We don't know what you should do, but we're not apologizing for this potentially bad advice either. First, how to deal with a partner who can't stop complaining about their job but doesn't want to do anything about it. Misery loves company and your energy is probably better spent not enabling this endless loop. Then, a quick comment on how to handle feelings of spite, and a deep dive into the world of creating and performing. Caroline doesn't care what those f**kers have to say, and Jess just wants everyone at a standup show to do well. How about dance? Ask Prince Abi and the kids. Finally, we talk about how to bring up sexual desires with your partner, and Santa makes an unexpected appearance. More to come there? Plus a complaint about public bathrooms and a fourth grade prank that shaped the women we are today. __ This episode was edited by none other than our prince, Abi Newhouse. ⁠DM her⁠ for your audio editing needs! __ Share with a friend! Follow, rate, and review on your favorite podcasting app! And SUBSCRIBE on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ for full episode video. Plus FOLLOW US on Instagram for more: ⁠@not4everyonepod⁠ ⁠@thegoodsitter⁠ ⁠@jzdebakey⁠ __ Intro Music: “Doja Dance” by PALA __ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are our own. We are not therapists or health professionals, or professional of any kind, really. Please see your own professional or counselor for professional support. Do your research and be safe!

Attraction to a hot therapist, personal style evolution, unexpected encounters and unconventional fantasies, frustrations with limited workout options, scheduling challenges and embarrassing playlist revelations, impact of tangible things on mental health, missing out on meeting Anderson Park, and the experience of attending a marathon.

What do two podcasters/scientists do when they have nothing to say? Well here at Not for Everyone industries, we take that as a sign to dive into one of the most highly debated and contentious topics on the internet: cancel culture. We know, we know... Right after offending all parents by giving air time to Caillou last week. This is just the edgy stuff you can expect from us. After a hypothetical takedown of Beyoncé that Jess wishes had been targeted at Taylor Swift instead, we pivot to lighter subjects. The lightest, actually; welcome to the rejected thoughts we've had written down for weeks but decidedly never brought to the show. Hank Jones enters the chat, and Caroline gets her daily dose of compliments. Plus responding to your DMs.__ This episode was edited by none other than our prince, Abi Newhouse. DM her for your audio editing needs! __ Share with a friend! Follow, rate, and review on your favorite podcasting app! And SUBSCRIBE on ⁠YouTube⁠ for full episode video. Plus FOLLOW US on Instagram for more: @not4everyonepod @thegoodsitter @jzdebakey __ Intro Music: “Doja Dance” by PALA __ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are our own. We are not therapists or health professionals, or professional of any kind, really. Please see your own professional or counselor for professional support. Do your research and be safe!

Our hater and lover are reunited, and though Jess comes to this episode with little to no voice, she has a lot to say (and sing) after a week off. Mostly regarding the Jonas Brothers, of course. We're all just mailbitches and feminism isn't only about language; let's get paid more, you guys! You know what is about language, though? The proliferation of the word "enjoyment" on social media. Joy? Who's she? Our return to therapy might get us there; otherwise this is all just one big Instagram countdown to death. Most people seek purpose in having kids; meanwhile Jess birthed her boyfriend. She's not jealous of them, but she is enraged about Bobbi Althoff; luckily, there's room for all of us in Drake's DMs. Meanwhile, Caroline just wants someone to care when she's walking down the highway alone. Plus, complaints, of course. __ Share with a friend! Follow, rate, and review on your favorite podcasting app! And SUBSCRIBE on ⁠YouTube⁠ for full episode video. Plus FOLLOW US on Instagram for more: @not4everyonepod @thegoodsitter @jzdebakey __ Intro Music: “Doja Dance” by PALA __ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are our own. We are not therapists or health professionals, or professional of any kind, really. Please see your own professional or counselor for professional support. Do your research and be safe!

Welcome back to the Hater Hour. It’s a solo episode hosted by Caroline while Jess takes a mental health break — take note people! Breaks are GOOD FOR YOU and actually entirely necessary. Unfortunately for you, the solo Hater Hour means there is no one to tame Caroline as she dives into discussion of self-improvement, trying to make a big life changes, trying/failing to change others, difficult parent relationships, open relationships (again), fashion offenses, and the forgotten Jonas Brother.  She also opens up about some recent mental health struggles and why you deserve to get help for yourself, no matter how “slight” or “casual” your struggle feels. There is also a major confession involving Tide Pods. It’s complicated.  __ This episode was edited by none other than our prince, Abi Newhouse. DM her for your audio editing needs! __ Share with a friend! Follow, rate, and review on your favorite podcasting app! And SUBSCRIBE on ⁠YouTube⁠ for full episode video. Plus FOLLOW US on Instagram for more: @not4everyonepod @thegoodsitter @jzdebakey __ Intro Music: “Doja Dance” by PALA __ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are our own. We are not therapists or health professionals, or professional of any kind, really. Please see your own professional or counselor for professional support. Do your research and be safe!

The podcast explores hot takes on open relationships, 69ing, and being basic. The hosts discuss their opinions on skincare instructions, derma-planing, and standing up for themselves. They also touch on topics like birthday month, the Barbie movie, and pumpkin spice. They share their views on hot fruit, microwaved quesadillas, peeing in pools, and the pitfalls of backup relationships. The episode concludes with discussions on miscommunication, social media presence, and sexual deviancy.