Dane Cook Returns

Introduction

M F C, Is That You Malike?

You're After, You're After Red. You Got Yourlazer Beams on Red.

Boston Crowds

My Mam Story

The Bible Is the Bible

You Can't Stop Speaking Once You Get What You Need

I Can't Get Over It. Like Ice

Is It the Holidays That Are Hard?

Code Pendency

I Want to Get Laughs. I Need to Get Laughs.

How to Get Your Girlfriend's Pass Code on Her Eye Phond

I'm Not a Guyo Always Want Sexaha, Haha.

You're Just Going to Hurt Out Right?

What the Game Becomes About Now?

You Know What It's Like to Be a Stand Up, Right?

The People That Won't Work Your Craft

Is Stand Up Going to Be the Biggest Thing in Comedy?

You Don't Have to Know Me, You Dont Have to Know Me

Is Your Dad Not Understanding You?

You Know, It's a Club House, Right?

The Key in Life Is When You Hit a Gracious Moment

Is There a Science to That?

Getting Out of the Sumpf

I Love Advice. And I Love Soberbiglia

You Know What You Do, You're Not

Didn't Brad Pit Do It?

Is Bread Pit Doing Stuff?

The Aneagram - I'm a Three, a Seven, an Enthusiast

Are You Going to Be Abandoned?

I Don't Want You to Go Too Fast, Cause I Love Thi Stuff.

Don't Be Afraid to Land in the Bushel of Thorns

The Risk of Not Doing Something

Isn't It Ok to Just Let What You Just Said Resinate for Five Fakond Seconds?

Do You Mind if I Take a Leak Real Quick?

What's Happening in Comics?

I'm Going to Do a Real Life Ceremony.

You Create Chaos So You Can't Silently Under

You Don't Always Come Back From

I Pig Piled on Me When I Was Already Down.

The Law of the Universe, Isn't It?

Is That What You Want to Do?

I've Got a Una With Carmas and Manifestations

The Opposit of Life Isn't Death. The Opposition of Death Is Birth.

You Are the Universe Asking Itself, What Would It Be Like to Be Dane Cook?

You're Speaking Like the Devils

The Best Stand Up Shows Are Where the Crowd Sucks and You Go Up and You Turn Them

Is There a Moment When You're Aching With Lazyness?

I'm Not Great at Meeting My Own Social Needs