Beethoven Sucks

1

Introduction

00:00 • 2min

2

You Can't Have an Opinion on a Symphony Unless You Have Written One

02:07 • 3min

3

The Rich People Owners of a Piano

04:50 • 2min

4

Beethoven's Asshole

06:32 • 4min

5

Why Nobody Likes Classical Music

10:27 • 3min

6

The Same Argument People Make for the Music That You Fuck Despise

13:06 • 2min

7

Is It Possible to Put Beethoven in a Chicken Fucking Chicken Commercial?

15:13 • 3min

8

Beethoven's Favorite Fucking Music Podcast

18:11 • 2min

9

Movie Trivia - Beethoven's Overture

19:51 • 3min

10

I Can't Give Two Shuts

22:55 • 4min

11

The Romantic Era in Music

27:00 • 2min

12

Beethoven Is Just a Fart Joke That Is Music

28:34 • 2min

13

The Cable Guy Just Makes You Lick

30:55 • 2min

14

The Greatest Man Ever

32:58 • 3min

15

Beethoven's Music Is Like a Hammer

35:55 • 3min

16

I'll Be Glad When I'm Done

39:19 • 2min

17

Teaching Kids Piano - I'm Not Good Enough for You

41:31 • 2min

18

The Moonlight Sonata

43:56 • 3min

19

I'm Sick of This Hit, Man. I Want to Know How Many People Skip This Shut Out?

46:52 • 2min

20

Music Theory Is So Much More Simple Than All These Motherfuckers Act Like It Is

49:06 • 1min

21

What's Your Favorite Beethoven Symphony?

50:26 • 2min

22

Music Is Shit Too

52:41 • 2min

23

The Eighth Symphony Is Making Fun of Classical Music

54:37 • 3min

24

Beethoven's Worst Symphony

57:18 • 2min

25

Is Beethoven the Original Kiss?

59:26 • 2min

26

Sheet Music Is Dead as Fuck

01:01:25 • 3min

27

Classical Music Is a Bullshit

01:04:15 • 2min

28

Your Favorite Band Sucks

01:06:14 • 3min