Classical Music Is a Bullshit

In 2001 in West Palm Beach, Florida, there was this mega shady street corner with all kinds of drug deals going down on it and everything. The cops shut down this bar in that area so they had access to the property. They installed speakers on the roof of this closed down bar and played Beethoven. Guess what happened? No more drug deals. No more anything on that street corner because no one wanted to hang out there because nobody likes classical music. Everyone associates classical music with getting narched on. We don't know why there's Beethoven playing out of those speakers but just don't go over there anymore. If we start doing live shows, the way that we will