Introduction

The Crazy Restaurant Manager

The Pros and Cons of Tipping

Should My Child Work at Chick-Fil-A?

How to Get a Job in Psychiatry

The Secret Sauce of Working in a Restaurant

The Different Types of Restaurants

The Importance of Making Money in a Restaurant

The Cost of Working in a Fast Food Place

The Bizarre Truth About White People Serving Meat

The McDonald's in Austin

The Right Wing Campaign for Parents Rights Threatens the Safety and Well-Being of Children

The Social Dysfunction of the Black Community

The Ethics of Pair Bonding

The Importance of Being Prepared to Get Engaged

The Importance of Asking Questions About Alcoholism

The Importance of Pair Bonding

The Importance of Social Science

Divorce Incest

The Age of Intelligence

The Importance of Public Execution

The Importance of Respecting Store Policies

Walmart Announces Closed Stores in Chicago

The Disadvantages of Self Checkouts at Walmart

The Walmart Tags: A PR Nightmare

The Pros and Cons of Crime Statistics

The Importance of Buying From Small Businesses

The Problem With Walmart's Stealing Program

Walmart's Decision to Close Four Locations in Chicago Will Even Void in the Communities They Serve

The Importance of Food Districts

The Importance of Finding Creative Solutions to Repurpose Facilities

The Urban Urbanist

How to Be a Better Patronage Guy

The Right Wing's View on the Future of Action Figures

The Democrat Party's Patronage of a Democrat

The Importance of Tightening Up

The Problem With Bud Budweiser

Mountain Dew's Yellow Five Rumor Made It Smaller

The Rise and Fall of Tommy Hilfiger

The Rumor About Tommy Hilfiger

The Death of the Internet

Practical Jokes and Trolling People

The Impact of the Cultural Wellness Center on the Internet

The Benefits of Repatriations

Italy Tries to Build a Bridge to Sicily, Seeks Support

The Myth of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge

Sicilians Don't Want a Highway

The Germans and Italy Standardized Things

The Kingdom of Sardinia

The Importance of Disagreements With Friends

The Thatch Weave: A Dead Simple Strategy

The Disadvantages of the Japanese Aircraft Carriers

How to Beat Someone Who's Better Than Me

The German War in Europe

The German Admiral Tells the British to Give the HMS Globe Warm Their Highest Honor

The Victory Cross