How to Be a Better Patronage Guy

I think about things as a patronage guy. I don't know if that will work for everybody because I noticed most people do different, but this is how I think about things. And you can really level up by thinking this way. It really helps. You can understand things that don't make sense. Why would Chicago do that? Why would America decide to become poor or crime ridden? The fun answer is like, oh, they're going to go work and go broke and they'll have to apologize and we'll get the little dog back. That's the fun answer. But it's not the real answer. A lot less fun.