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Introduction
00:00 • 2min
The Apple Podcast Purple Icon Review
02:04 • 4min
Let's Get Out of This Rain
06:21 • 5min
Temperance City, Kansas
11:20 • 3min
Salt Mines in Hutchinson, Kansas
14:50 • 3min
Do You Want Your Guinea Hands in the Fucking Dark?
17:52 • 2min
When Fire Shoots From the Earth, the Fuck Out of Here
19:42 • 5min
Is This a Dead Beat Hellhole?
24:33 • 2min
What's Going on in This County?
26:18 • 3min
Hutchinson, Kansas Real Estate Report
29:05 • 2min
Kansas Underground Salt Museum
31:30 • 2min
The Dark Ride Is a Tram Tour of Horror
33:10 • 4min
The Amazon Music Exclusive Podcast, Mr. Ball and Podcast, Strange Dark and Mysterious Stories
37:06 • 3min
Is This the Most Difficult Place Ever?
40:28 • 2min
Cleaning the Tupperware
42:20 • 2min
Don't Send Us Dildos
44:35 • 2min
Donate Dildos to a Donation Center
46:27 • 5min
The Water Department Loves That
51:17 • 3min
The Dildo Market in Haiti
54:36 • 3min
The Patrolman's Fall Fest
57:50 • 2min
I'd Like You to Assist Me
59:25 • 5min
Would You Assist Me?
01:04:55 • 5min
I Felt Asleep in My Mom's Shower
01:10:20 • 2min
A Six Year Old Is Not Reliable Witness
01:12:41 • 3min
Six Year Olds Have Problems All the Time
01:15:52 • 3min
Do You Know What's Going On?
01:18:41 • 4min
Is That a Fourth Amendment Violation?
01:22:22 • 3min
Getting the Fuck Out of Dodge
01:25:11 • 2min
I've Been Married Twice, I'm Sorry, I Don't Care.
01:26:54 • 2min
You Take What You Can Carry
01:28:44 • 2min
A Tennis Ball Is a Racquetball Size
01:30:35 • 2min
I'm a Charger Than a Salt on This One
01:32:39 • 2min
I Got It Out of My First Wife
01:34:31 • 2min
Divorce Sensitive Neck
01:36:01 • 5min
I'm Gonna Kill You Like I Killed Rachel. You're Not Doing It Like You Killed Her.
01:41:05 • 5min
You Take the Cake, Sir. You're Fucking Impressive
01:46:25 • 2min
First Degree Fucking Murder
01:48:14 • 5min
You Used Your Kids to Hold Her With You
01:53:15 • 1min
I Don't Give a Shit About Your Agreement
01:54:27 • 5min
I've Had a Fucking Butter Knife Before and That's a Thing.
01:59:37 • 2min
He's Dead as Fuck. No One's Paroling This Guy.
02:01:51 • 2min
I'd Be Hard. That's Not Normal.
02:03:42 • 2min
The Prisoner Dating Game - The Bachelorette's First Look
02:05:50 • 3min
I Love the Rodeo. I Love to Cook and to Clean
02:08:50 • 2min
The Same Circle of Friends Since Middle School
02:11:03 • 3min
Bachelorette Number Three Is Paige
02:14:15 • 3min
The Bachelor's, I'm Sorry for You to See.
02:17:17 • 2min
What the Fuck Are You Talking About?
02:19:18 • 4min
The Fucking Con Air
02:23:33 • 2min
Accravated Criminal Sodomy
02:25:20 • 2min
I Am a Weirdo
02:26:52 • 2min
Fucking Adam Sandler Movies
02:28:34 • 2min
You Don't Want to Fuck That?
02:30:41 • 3min
First Time Comma Incriminated for Murder
02:33:23 • 2min
Love Will Come Later
02:35:01 • 2min
I'm Going Gay for a Soldier!
02:36:52 • 4min
This Week's Executive Producers
02:40:32 • 5min
I'm Corey Waffles. Hey, Look at for Me, Lauren Rodino
02:45:07 • 2min
Holly Davidson's Running All Up and Down the Streets
02:47:06 • 2min
How Did They Get Ahold of Me?
02:49:14 • 2min


