Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

It’s time for your weekly dose of giggle therapy, where the wine is flowing and we’re growing… or something like that. First, Kaitlyn is catching up with producer “Glenda Cl!t,” and they’re starting off strong by talking about blue balls and self-pleasure at a young age. Hey, no shame in the humping game. Kaitlyn shares one of her most embarrassing stories from growing up and then Glenda and KB get into what they’ve had it with recently before the official “I’ve Had It” podcast hosts, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan, come on the mic. KB, Jen, and Pumps are talking about what they’ve had it with this week which leads to a convo about social media and the way your TikTok algorithm will truly expose you. They're also discussing the sex lives of chimps, the fear of missing bed, and getting honest and open about controversial opinions that you’ll either hate or relate to. This episode is full of free laughs, one of our favorite kinds of therapy! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off this dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThriveHealth.com and use code: VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. NUTRAFOL - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Derek Hough (rhymes with cough… kind of), a man with a resume that’s almost tooo impressive, is here today! Derek and Kaitlyn have a lot to talk about, like all the changes to being a public figure and the interwebs (like what happened to the “woah”... the simple days), inner child work and working on yourself (which he’s done a ton of, very impressive), and of course, dancing! They’re getting into their biggest inspirations, opening up about fear of failure and dealing with stress, and just trying to figure out how Derek gets it all frikkin done… wedding, tour, Dancing With The Stars, and a million other things. He also has a National Geographic show he’s creating right now… casual. And, also casual, he plays us a ballad he just recorded. Plus, they’re also getting into the lost art of written letters, questionable thirst traps, the importance of knowing thyself, the very cool new host of DWTS, and what to expect from the Symphony Of Dance tour! Visit DerekHough.com to find out more info about when and where you can get your tickets! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: BLUE NILE - Right now, get up to fifty percent off that Mother’s Day gift she will love at BlueNile.com.   THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras. Get $15 off your first purchase! GAMETIME - Snag the tickets without the stress with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code VINE for $20 off your first purchase.  STARBUCKS - Tune in to moments that matter with the uplifting boost of Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink. Available now, online or wherever you buy groceries.  HYUNDAI - Visit HyundaiUSA.com for more deta ils.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two of Kaitlyn’s favorites from this most recent season of Netflix’s Love Is Blind join for today’s therapy sesh and they do NOT disappoint! First, Kaitlyn talks to Bliss who is now happily married to Zack after plenty of on-screen drama. And then, another happily married lady, Tiffany, joins KB to share all the deets about her experience on the show & her relationship with Brett. This love experiment definitely left us with a lot of questions, even post-reunion. Do they feel like their relationships were portrayed accurately? How did they feel watching the show back? Who do they stay in touch with? And, what does life look like now... the good, the bad, and the ugly? Plus, Tiff and Bliss share their thoughts on the Love Is Blind reunion and how they felt about Vanessa’s controversial baby questioning. Kaitlyn also puts them both through a game of “Most Likely To” about the cast and compares their answers. And of course, Tiffany and Bliss share confessions, one of which reveals behind-the-scenes details from their proposal. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  ANGI - Go check out Angi at Angi.com, your home for everything home!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two former Bachelorettes/DWTS alums and a celebrity stylist walk into a podcast studio… and they couldn’t possibly have more fun. The beautiful and hilarious Gabby Windey, who may or may not have been part of a cult last time she lived in LA, joins KB and Lo VonRumpf on the mic to catch us up on life lately. What is she focusing on right now? Are the recent dating rumors true? Would she date someone from reality TV? And are her coded TikToks truly about real-life experiences? The three are diving into gut feelings and how to follow them, the difference between men and women from dating shows, Gabby’s career in nursing and if she’d ever return, and whether rekindling with an ex is on the table. They wrap the pod with a game of “What Would Gabby Do?” where Gabby reveals her celebrity crush and what would have to happen for her to be the lead again. Plus, we get A+ confessions from both Lo and Gabby! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE. EARTHBREEZE - Right now, my listeners can subscribe to Earth Breeze and save 40%! Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s episode marks the beginning of some very exciting pod updates! Kaitlyn is starting the pod by catching up with the “mornin’ baylins” (AKA her podcast producers) following their recent podcast retreat that ended up with glass in the ass and a resignation letter. Plus, the three are recapping what went down during their LA recording portion of the trip, which involved hearing Seth Rogan’s laugh IRL and hanging out with one very cute and in-love reality star. Then, Kaitlyn and Lo are on the mic with Bachelor roomies Rachel and Genevieve who are sharing what it’s been like since moving to LA and what actually goes down in their new shared home. Their answers may surprise you when KB asks if they see themselves going to the beaches of paradise and what their dating lives look like now.  Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got one chick from the office, AKA Fran Mariano, and another chick from a podcast, AKA Kaitlyn Bristowe, together in an NYC hotel room! Don’t believe us? You can actually go see for yourself because Off The Vine is now on YouTube , and Fran is ready to pass on all the tips and tricks that come with being a video sensation. The two chicks are shootin’ the sh!t on the mic in today’s episode as they talk about everything from what it’s like to be on a Times Square billboard to the story behind Ria’s wild Bachelor rumor to deciding whether to get involved or stay out of drama… a topic which both KB & Fran have a lot of experience with. They’re also revealing their thoughts on Mike Fleiss (AKA Fleece) exiting the franchise, what they would get down to in a rage room, and which chick they’d want to trade places with or are just downright jealous of. Plus, Fran receives a very special gift for being a glowing first YouTube guest! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: QUINCE - Go to Quince.com/vine to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.  BLUE NILE - Right now, get up to fifty percent off that Mother’s Day gift she will love at BlueNile.com.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kaitlyn and her co-pilot Lo VonRumpf are in LA recording with someone from a little show called Vanderpump Rules… ever heard of it? Katie Maloney is in studio to explain everything to KB and Lo, starting at the beginning with how the heck she even got on VPR and how it’s evolved over the years. They’re getting into it all: divorce, nipple hairs, and Scandoval. Katie is an open book answering questions including: What’s her current relationship look like with Tom Schwartz? What’s it like going to business with your friends? What can we expect next on Vanderpump Rules? WTF happened on Watch What Happens Live? And, is a hot dog a sandwich? Whether you’re a long-time Vanderpump fan or brand new to the show, get ready to be caught up and filled in on all the juicy deets; plus, we get to know who Katie is outside of reality TV. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: GAMETIME - Snag the tickets without the stress with Gametime . Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code VINE for $20 off your first purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Matthew Steven Rife is on the podcast today, in person in Kaitlyn’s brand new and improved podcast studio (pssst… video coming soon!). Kaitlyn just experienced his standup in person and is ready to roast him and get roasted back. KB & Matt are getting into it all: ugly child trauma, taking the low road, starting an OnlyFans, and his feelings about butt stuff. And even though there’s plenty of shooting the shit, they also get real about social media and mental health, Matt’s decision to self-produce his standup specials, and why he’s wildly shocked at his success after performing from age 15. He also reveals what his type is, both physically and personality-wise, for all the women (and men) out there trying to get in his pants and up his butthole, which is pretty much everyone on the planet, it seems. Get your earholes ready, and your eyeballs too as this one will be coming to YouTube in the weeks ahead! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MODERN FERTILITY - Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/offthevine . PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all watched on our screens last week as Gabi got her heart broken by Zach and then confronted him on After the Final Rose, but what happens next and what didn’t we get to see on TV? Gabi joins Kaitlyn to share how she’s feeling now that her Bachelor journey has officially wrapped and why watching the season back differed from her in-the-moment experience. She opens up about her journey with mental health, including the importance of therapy in her life and her ADHD diagnosis, advice for future leads of the show, and why she’s feeling stronger than ever post-show. Is she over Zach? Has she forgiven him? And, what will her relationship look like with him moving forward now that he’s engaged to her close friend? She’s answering these questions and more, including whose DM slides she would respond to and what she’s planning next in life, love, and career. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: LUME - As a special offer for my listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code VINE at LumeDeodorant.com.  JENNI KAYNE - Find your forever pieces at jennikayne.com/home and get 15% off your first order when you use code VINE at checkout. HYUNDAI - The Hyundai TUCSON with America’s Best Warranty. It’s your journey. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s guest is literally Too Hot to Handle… but there’s a lot more to her than meets the eye. Netflix’s Chloe Veitch joins KB to talk all about what it was like filming over three reality shows in just three-ish years, what happened with her “perfect match,” and how she navigates sobriety & living with ADHD. Both Kaitlyn and Chloe are definitely known to say exactly what’s on their minds, and they’re leaving nothing off the mic today as they talk about what they do when no one’s watching, phone sex tips and tricks, and dealing with mental health struggles and online hate. Plus, Kaitlyn is asking the questions we all wonder while watching The Circle and finding out what’s next for Chloe as she gets ready to come to America for good. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: TALKSPACE - To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com/VINE to get $100 off of your first month and show your support for the show.  STARBUCKS - Tune in to moments that matter with the uplifting boost of Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink. Available now, online, or wherever you buy groceries.  MODERN FERTILITY - Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/offthevine.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.