Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

The ultimate Bachelor fan & standup comedian Dave Neal is finally in Kaitlyn’s home studio and ready to talk everything Bachelor nation and beyond. KB and Dave get into it ALL, from what life looked like growing up and how he got into standup to the behind-the-scenes of creating Bachelor content and driving around with celebs and reality TV alum. His main goal on today’s pod: to get Kaitlyn into standup comedy… will he succeed? He reveals his worst standup fail ever, his own experiences with heartbreak, and social media rabbit holes he’s fallen wayyy down. Kaitlyn opens up to Dave about her experience on the show and her current relationships with the men from her seasons, including one recent story that hadn’t yet been told. Plus, why rock bottoms are beautiful, if reality TV is ever in the cards for KB, and why one of them should potentially run for president! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: LUME - As a special offer for my listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code VINE at LumeDeodorant.com.  MEATER - BBQ Season is coming up, so get dad grilling with the best meat thermometer out there and get it now at 20% off on MEATER.com.   THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bra and get $15 off your first purchase! ANGI - Your home for everything home.  MASTERCLASS - You can get 15% off when you go to MasterClass.com/VINE.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, podcaster, and the gayest Bachelor fan alive, Ashley Gavin crashed Hannah Berner’s podcast episode, so it’s only fair Hannah does the same to Ashley on today’s pod where one bi, one straight, and one lesbian cover it all. They’re answering the important questions in life, like how do lesbians determine when sex is over? And, how do lesbians even have sex? JK, they don’t answer the second one, because no one knows! Ashley tells a never-before-shared story about the industry that leads the three podcasters to agree on one VERY important fact: Karma has no deadline. Although no one has struggled more than white cis men, Ashley talks about her sometimes difficult journey throughout the past nine years of comedy that has led to some recent full-circle moments. Get pumped to watch the three of them host a new, innovative reality TV show, hopefully coming to your screens ASAP. And, make sure to watch Ashley’s special on YouTube! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: QUINCE - Right now, go to Quince.com/vine to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.  THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! ANGI - Your home for everything home.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kaitlyn, former-Grocery-Store-owner Joe, and KB’s fellow Canadian pal Bailey Stanworth are together in NYC debating all the important things in life including: real vs. fake martinis, married life vs. engaged life, and Chicago vs. New York. Plus, they are getting into one of the greatest new reality competition shows of all time, which is literally called The GOAT. Fitting, huh? Kaitlyn reveals that she was asked to be on the show and why she declined (at least for this season) and Joe teases what we can look forward to once the show is released. They’re also getting into Bachelor hot goss, the shows they’ve been binging, what married life looks like with Joe and Serena, and why Japan is on all of their bucket lists. They wrap with a game of GOAT, debating the greatest of all categories. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MUDWTR - Go to mudwtr.com/otvmudwtr.com/otv to support the show and use code OTV for 15% off.  MEATER - Shop now on MEATER.com for a lim ited deal: a special Father’s Day engraved MEATER, bundled with some other awesome accessories. Angi: Your home for everything home.  ThirdLove: Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bra, and get $15 off your first purchase!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To celebrate one of the most important holidays of the year, National Wine Day, Kaitlyn is having a candid, informative, and hilarious convo with friend and Director of Operations for Spade & Sparrows, Alexandra Lightman! The two fellow retired party gals are giving the Vinos all the behind-the-scenes details on how Spade & Sparrows got started, how Alex got involved even without any wine industry experience, and what’s coming next for the brand including an exciting announcement that Kaitlyn is hearing for the very first time on mic! Alex shares her experience with imposter syndrome, her take on women having it all, what the hardest part of her role is, and how she feels the brand differs from others out there. Then, they’re taking questions from the Vinos, AKA the brand ambassadors, and getting real honest about Alex’s craziest story that happened after a little too much wine. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: NUTRAFOL - Nutrafol is offering my listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE.  EARTH BREEZE - Right now, you can subscribe to Earth Breeze and save 40%! Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started.   GAMETIME - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code VINE for $20 off your first purchase. HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com with the code VINE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, former Bravo star, and Kaitlyn’s biggest music fan, Hannah Berner, is on the mic with KB IRL for the first time! She may have goofed it last time they were supposed to podcast, but this time she showed up and is ready to talk everything from imposter syndrome to married life to why men are scared of witches. And, the two of them pretty much have a business plan down for their commune/cult, so if you’re interested please DM us - please and thank you! Hannah and KB are also joined by two very special and somewhat unexpected guests who have a chance to get in on the fun. Hannah shares her candid answer when people ask if she’s having kids soon, and gives her thoughts on roasting both Kaitlyn’s wedding and Bachelor Nation as a whole. Stay tuned for some more Hannah next week! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MUDWTR - Go to mudwtr.com/otv to support the show and use code OTV for 15% off THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras, and get $15 off your first purchase. ANGI - Your home for everything home.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Part 2 of this beautiful hot mess of a podcast resumes with Lo’s list of discussion topics from the past two weeks in Nashville. It’s safe to say that this list might have the most range of any list ever made… we’re talkin’ everything from grief to toots. Lo has plenty of words when it comes to Kaitlyn’s hosting skills, from her open-fridge policy to her ability to make his trip feel more like a stay at an all-inclusive resort. The two get into their favorite parts of home, especially during childhood, like the beauty of snuggling up in mom’s bed and watching TGIF. Kaitlyn and Lo then share why KB found herself in full tears the night before recording, a confession of hers that Lo actually finds quite sweet, and everything you did or did not want to know about Kaitlyn’s farts. They’re also giving all their opinions on spoilers, debating text etiquette (like responding with a “K” vs. a thumbs up), and giving Lo some advice and feedback on a recent friend encounter… is he the asshole?? Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off the dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThrive.com and use code VINE at checkout. ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras. ONESKIN - Get 15% off with the code VINE at oneskin.co.   Hyundai: Learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After two weeks of intense bonding time in Nashville, Kaitlyn and Lo are live in studio ready to recap their trip… or something like that? There’s plenty to talk about after (too?) much time spent together, including Lo’s time getting toasty with Kaitlyn & Jason’s moms, their group visit to a fancy wrinkle ranch, and why Lo has decided that KB’s home is the Bermuda Triangle of Nashville. From Jenga to ketchup nails to questionable curtain styles, Kaitlyn and Locifer are discussing everything that’s gone down and revealing the few things they officially do NOT agree on. Naturally, there’s a game of F, Marry, Kill with skincare products and a heated debate about dairy. And of course, these two couldn’t keep it to an hour so tune in next week for round dos of K-Lo. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MEATER - Shop now on MEATER.com for a limited deal: a special Father’s Day engraved MEATER, bundled with some other awesome accessories. PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. JENNI KAYNE - Listeners get 15% off your first order at JenniKayne.com when you use code VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! HYUNDAI - Visit HyundaiUSA.com to learn more.  APARTMENTS.COM - The place to find a place.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The comedian, actress, supermodel, and someone who is often on Kaitlyn’s For You Page (and ours too) known as Fortune Feimster is ready to get weird with us on today’s therapy sesh. Fortune’s comedy specials on Netflix (no biggie) share the behind-the-scenes of her life and her relationship with now-wife Jax, and she’s giving us even more insight into their marriage and life together… like what embarrassing moment happened during their honeymoon phase and what does life look like as a fully practicing lesbian? Per usual, Kaitlyn has a very important question locked and loaded: would Fortune want a coveted first spot in space? And, would she be into Kaitlyn’s (potentially nudist) colony? Then, both Kaitlyn and Fortune bare all, with Kaitlyn sharing an honest moment that makes us gag and Fortune giving us a hot take that might make you rethink your morning routine. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: EARTH BREEZE - Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started and save 40%!  ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don’t listen to this one with kids in the car, folks. Did these three just become best friends? Yes, they did. Kaitlyn and Out & About’s Pat McAuliffe and Joey Camasta hit it off in KB’s Nashville studio right off the bat, starting by discussing the extreme lengths they would go to stay youthful. The hangover definitely isn’t stopping Pat & Joey as they get into everything with KB from the origins of their nicknames Nana and Trish, how they ended up getting stuck together on their pod, and their most mortifying hookup experiences ever. And, we’re absolutely not yucking anyone’s yum as we hear about what goes down in the gay hookup scene… AKA things that make Kaitlyn feel extremely vanilla. They also have a full conversation with a bot about The Bachelor, make plans for a petal tavern and for KB to join their live show (both of which came to fruition), and end with a very important news announcement and toast. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: TALKSPACE - To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com/VINE to get $100 off of your first month and to show your support for the show.  ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for your weekly dose of giggle therapy, where the wine is flowing and we’re growing… or something like that. First, Kaitlyn is catching up with producer “Glenda Cl!t,” and they’re starting off strong by talking about blue balls and self-pleasure at a young age. Hey, no shame in the humping game. Kaitlyn shares one of her most embarrassing stories from growing up and then Glenda and KB get into what they’ve had it with recently before the official “I’ve Had It” podcast hosts, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan, come on the mic. KB, Jen, and Pumps are talking about what they’ve had it with this week which leads to a convo about social media and the way your TikTok algorithm will truly expose you. They're also discussing the sex lives of chimps, the fear of missing bed, and getting honest and open about controversial opinions that you’ll either hate or relate to. This episode is full of free laughs, one of our favorite kinds of therapy! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off this dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThriveHealth.com and use code: VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. NUTRAFOL - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.