Smeared Mascara

Send us a textJoin the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair.The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh.So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIt’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that things may have improved from last year.  You be the judge.Boundaries are being set around the Thanksgiving table this year, and lasagna is the new turkey. Pass the Tums.Listen as the ladies work through a real-time anxiety attack. Let us know if box breathing or touching grass has ever helped you. Brooke is pushing back on natural remedies and is summoning chemical calm to the panic party. So pack your bags and grab your passports because these hoochies are headed to Mexico for some plastic surgery! Actually, Brooke and Mandy are still in the conceptual stages of forming these plans. Stay tuned.As always, listen with caution in public spaces. You know why!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe?  Probably. It’s an audio gift and there are no returns or exchanges.The ladies talk about Lula’s latest surgical procedure and how inspirational it is. Bitch is snatched and we love it! Brooke brings up Yacht Rock which naturally leads to a Michael McDonald/Kenny Loggins discussion and the rise and fall of their careers.Mandy gives an unsolicited review about the movie Heretic. Is Hugh Grant still lovable and charming? Say a prayer and let us know.The ladies also chat about Instagram-able dates, Tiny Desk concerts, and the Ketamine Horse.  Grab a saddle and giddy up!So put in your AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is about to drop some pop culture chisme!  **Sharing social media is a love language. Please share our podcast with the ones you love.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textGet ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all. Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging.Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and social media.There is major Glorilla love this episode. Don’t know her? Look her up, she’s awesome. She’s the G-L-O with the G-L-E, uhhh uhhh.So get your extensions installed before those tariffs kick in and enjoy another episode of Smeared Mascara.As always, be mindful of your surroundings when listening to the pod. Although these ladies have burr-tiful spurrits, they have filthy mouths. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to trip balls while pushing 50. Also, their social media friend lists have been cleansed. No access to the personal lives of these superstars if you don’t support it! Grab your bonnets and capes because we’re fighting the patriarchy! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThere’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle between the Dodgers and Yankees, as well as tributes dedicated to the late Fernando Valenzuela. The ladies discuss what their Club Giggly lewks could be and should be. Will Crocs be involved? Only time will tell.Lastly, there is the inevitable expression of political views by these two feisty, frustrated, and intelligent Hot Mamas. You know the drill, skeee-yeee!So turn down the treble and pump that bass so that Smeared Mascara can be heard all over the place!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert. The upcoming presidential election is totally a topic… so go vote. For real, go to the polls and vote!!Put on your Halloween costume and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.As always there is bad language. Pop in your AirPods and enjoy the raunchy entertainment!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textGiddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Brooke embraces quinceñera style.So put on your boots and join the Smeared Mascara line dance!Just a reminder that the language is vulgar and spicy. So pop in the AirPods and try not to listen during carpool to the elementary school.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textTW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates.Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents!Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod! Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly Squad, the ladies talk about the benefits of therapy and medication. There is NO SHAME in the mental health game. Halloween costume ideas and possible outings are discussed. Will the ladies achieve viral fame in plaid? Or will they maintain their mid level pumpkin patch status? Only time will tell.Homecoming mums are all over TikTok and the girlies will be attempting a craft project. Send prayers.Lastly, the P Diddy drama is covered. The alleged players, possible motives, and bulk purchases are discussed. Two gallon bottles of baby oil??? Leave your judgment at the door and take a ride on the wild side. By wild side, we mean laughing hysterically in your car or at your dining room table while drinking a sparkling water and eating carbs.Topics are explicit and may be too mature for some listeners. If it’s too much, go find less. Just kidding… skip ahead or take a break. You do you, boo!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textElection season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow. Brooke tells us about the Kardashian inspired photoshoot that never was, and Mandy reminds everyone that it is their one year podcast anniversary. A pod-a-versary, if you will.So sharpen your pencils and charge your laptops, because the Fall semester of Smeared Mascara has begun. *Attendance is 90% of your grade, waitlist is closed, tutoring available during office hours. This episode is rated V for vulgar, as if you didn’t already know.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel