It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara!
Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game.
Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes resulting in the fiercest glow up, and possible hoe up. (Mandy’s words, not Brooke’s)
Artificial tea is contaminating suburbia and these bitches are not about it. Spill with caution.
So turn down the yacht rock and turn up the pod. You’re about to be exposed to the tastemakers of the MTV generation.
Language is realistic and harsh. You know what to do. Listen responsibly and enjoy Smeared Mascara!