Smeared Mascara

Send us a textJoin Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies!Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awareness TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textHappy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life.  Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg queens??? So please hydrate and watch your sodium intake because Smeared Mascara is coming ‘atcha!Rated NYSB for New Year Same BitchesTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textBrrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement.Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIt’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage.Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on TikTok, Mormon Wives, and domestic conundrums. So make sure your JZ Hair extensions are fastened well because you’re about to embark on a wild ride! Rated FA for Fupa Awareness TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textSorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released. In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you. So sit back with your iced matcha horchata oatmilk latte and enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara. Rated PTP for Pass the PeptoTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Brooke and Mandy dive into Halloween madness, swapping costume stories and logistics for trick-or-treating. They charm listeners with tales of extreme World Series fandom and cultural moments in baseball. Food insecurity takes center stage as they discuss community support through food pantries and the Too Good To Go app. Cat behavior sparks a playful debate, while their critiques of social media influencers lead to laughs. Awkward encounters, nostalgic rewatching, and celebrity commentary round out their lively chat!

In a lively discussion, the hosts explore the concept of a 'healing haircut' and Mandy's hilarious roadside restroom mishap. They dive into intriguing astrology insights, revealing Scorpio traits and client confessions. Political commentary heats up with critiques of social policy cuts and issues in leadership accountability. Reflecting on viral TikTok moments, they share their thoughts on activism and community vibes. The episode is sprinkled with pop culture nostalgia, including favorite movies and a dive into the drama of reality TV characters.

Mandy and Brooke dive into the world of EMDR therapy, hilariously misnaming it EDMR while discussing its benefits. They recount a chaotic neighborhood patrol with a megaphone and explore the challenges of organizing family life. The duo critiques celebrity parents, reminisces about nostalgic blankets, and shares darkly comic takes on public mourning. They also reflect on the opioid crisis and how it affects communities, along with amusing stories about viral TikTok moments. Expect laughter, heartfelt moments, and a dash of reality-checks!

Brooke and Mandy dive into the hilarity of an unexpected Barnes & Noble incident and discuss public decorum. They dream up outrageous funeral plans full of hot dogs and pyrotechnics, while celebrating the unique stories of a 66-year-old college freshman. The duo coins 'Hoespringa' as a quirky midlife escape, and reviews a lively drag brunch. With tales of family estrangement and charitable initiatives, they keep the laughs coming while critiquing pop culture oddities like RFK Jr. and celebrity antics.

Join Brooke and Mandy as they dive into pop culture highlights, from VMA performances featuring Ricky Martin and Mariah Carey to the latest buzz about Taylor Swift. They share personal karaoke tales, therapy anecdotes, and even the peculiar Texas homecoming 'mums' trend. Discover their thoughts on Dancing with the Stars and giggle at their playful banter about celebrity looks and odd car features. Plus, they reflect on generational losses and the importance of student creativity in schools. Tune in for laughs and insights!