Smeared Mascara
Smeared Mascara Podcast
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
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Dec 2, 2025 • 1h 24min
Titties and Tenders
Send us a textSorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released. In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you. So sit back with your iced matcha horchata oatmilk latte and enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara. Rated PTP for Pass the PeptoTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Nov 21, 2025 • 1h 8min
I'm Darlene, Who TF Are You?
Brooke and Mandy dive into Halloween madness, swapping costume stories and logistics for trick-or-treating. They charm listeners with tales of extreme World Series fandom and cultural moments in baseball. Food insecurity takes center stage as they discuss community support through food pantries and the Too Good To Go app. Cat behavior sparks a playful debate, while their critiques of social media influencers lead to laughs. Awkward encounters, nostalgic rewatching, and celebrity commentary round out their lively chat!
Nov 6, 2025 • 1h 17min
I Am The Main Ingredient
In a lively discussion, the hosts explore the concept of a 'healing haircut' and Mandy's hilarious roadside restroom mishap. They dive into intriguing astrology insights, revealing Scorpio traits and client confessions. Political commentary heats up with critiques of social policy cuts and issues in leadership accountability. Reflecting on viral TikTok moments, they share their thoughts on activism and community vibes. The episode is sprinkled with pop culture nostalgia, including favorite movies and a dive into the drama of reality TV characters.
Oct 29, 2025 • 1h 14min
Get Organized At Seafood City
Mandy and Brooke dive into the world of EMDR therapy, hilariously misnaming it EDMR while discussing its benefits. They recount a chaotic neighborhood patrol with a megaphone and explore the challenges of organizing family life. The duo critiques celebrity parents, reminisces about nostalgic blankets, and shares darkly comic takes on public mourning. They also reflect on the opioid crisis and how it affects communities, along with amusing stories about viral TikTok moments. Expect laughter, heartfelt moments, and a dash of reality-checks!
Oct 8, 2025 • 1h 37min
Hoe-springa
Brooke and Mandy dive into the hilarity of an unexpected Barnes & Noble incident and discuss public decorum. They dream up outrageous funeral plans full of hot dogs and pyrotechnics, while celebrating the unique stories of a 66-year-old college freshman. The duo coins 'Hoespringa' as a quirky midlife escape, and reviews a lively drag brunch. With tales of family estrangement and charitable initiatives, they keep the laughs coming while critiquing pop culture oddities like RFK Jr. and celebrity antics.
Sep 30, 2025 • 1h 3min
Be Cool
Join Brooke and Mandy as they dive into pop culture highlights, from VMA performances featuring Ricky Martin and Mariah Carey to the latest buzz about Taylor Swift. They share personal karaoke tales, therapy anecdotes, and even the peculiar Texas homecoming 'mums' trend. Discover their thoughts on Dancing with the Stars and giggle at their playful banter about celebrity looks and odd car features. Plus, they reflect on generational losses and the importance of student creativity in schools. Tune in for laughs and insights!
Sep 20, 2025 • 1h 23min
Butt Stuff Stays With Me
Join Mandi and Brooke as they dive into the chaos of high school football drama, complete with fights and karaoke nights. Hear about a tense In-N-Out scene involving injured teens and police. The conversation shifts to the gripping Catfish documentary, exploring themes of manipulation, trauma, and small-town dynamics. They also touch on their views about Hunting Wives and tackle the serious topics of gun violence and mental health in today's society. With humor and candidness, it's a whirlwind of real-life stories and poignant insights!
Sep 14, 2025 • 1h 5min
Choppin’ It Up
Join the fun as Mandy and Brooke tackle a series of hilarious and serious topics! Laugh along with tales of bathroom faux pas during school drills and the complexities of family fart rules. They dive into weighty discussions about school shootings and gendered justice in domestic violence cases. Picture a government led by women with dynamic figures! From grocery hauls to childhood humiliations, they share witty commentary on parenting dilemmas and the quirks of household life. It's a blend of laughter, heartbreak, and a dash of political ambition!
Aug 28, 2025 • 57min
You Smell Like Cat Piss
Brooke dives into the chaos of summer traffic and shares exciting highlights from the girls' Little League World Series. The duo amusingly discusses the struggles of back-to-school parenting and high school device rules. They joke about community-solving 'hot moms' and share delicious takes from a viral birria pizza potluck. Plus, Mandy raves about a new podcast featuring engaging storytelling. The episode wraps with a humorous family anecdote and a quirky studio update!
Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 5min
Spread Eagle
Join two friends as they explore the colorful future of retirement, blending nostalgia with vibrant fantasies. They dream up a shared living complex that mixes Melrose Place with Golden Girls vibes, complete with themed pool parties! Dive into health discussions with candid tales about Hashimoto's while also imagining community clubs for crafts and cooking. A sprinkle of celeb gossip and local adventures keep it light, ensuring you're entertained as you consider how to live your best retired life! Don't forget the Pinterest party!
