Smeared Mascara

In a lively TikTok Live debut, the hosts share their origins, mixing humor with heartfelt stories. They discuss their take on Charli XCX's wedding and bond over a Seinfeld fan encounter. The pair navigate online trolls, playful celebrity gossip, and candid conversations about aging and menopause. Cat tales and local drama keep things light, while food and comfort meals spark delightful banter. With a mix of spicy language and real talk, it's a delightful rollercoaster of laughs, storytelling, and unexpected moments!

Join a nostalgic ride through summers past, where childhood memories of 1980s heatwaves and poolside fun unfold. The hosts hilariously recount their experiences with sweltering days and quirky neighborhood watering holes. They dive into teenage insecurities at water parks, bar encounters, and the chaos of mall culture. As they journey into the 90s, laugh along with tales of lip-sync contests and questionable fashion trends. From family road trips to political musings, the banter is spicy and packed with humor!

Brooke and Mandy spill the tea on their chill Too Short concert experience, complete with unexpected crowd moments like a 'grandma chola' dancing. They ruthlessly critique the Bezos wedding, highlighting glittery faux pas and Venice's creative protests. The duo dives into Glastonbury's standout performances, before pondering weighty issues like civic responsibility regarding immigration. Throughout, they mix humor with moral dilemmas and lively anecdotes about parenting, crafting an entertaining discourse on modern life.

Send us a textThe world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help. The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so you don’t have to. Relax while petty insults are thrown at RFK and his homies. KN is missing and there’s no trail of extensions to follow. This is a code Red, White & Blue.Keep listening to hear Brooke’s encounter with complaining coastal tourists, and Mandy’s medical appointment turned judgement sesh. The ladies also remind listeners to continue protesting in the most annoying ways possible. Hint: megaphones and glitter are HIGHLY encouraged. It’s time to tear open a bag of sour gummy worms and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara!Language is prim and proper like your mama. Just kidding! It’s Brooke and Mandy. You should know better by now.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support for Miley Cyrus, and Brooke reveals her true feelings about the Dodgers. Is this now a sporty spice and political podcast? Nope, it’s still the same shit talking pop culture podcast fueled by undiagnosed ADHD. Language is filthy as always.  You should probably listen in the car alone or with your “cool” friends. Rated OMGWTF because that’s reality. Duh.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode the ladies discuss life’s general fuckery. Topics range from protests to sphincters. Brooke introduces us to her new Dyson, and Mandy recounts her trip to SoCal. There is a brief Diddy trial update, and some major Mario Lopez hateration. So buckle up and get ready for this raunchy ride of podcast amazingness. As always, the language is foul. Plan accordingly.Rated FY for Fuck Yeah TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textGet ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth grade audacity, and all things pop culture. Real-time reactions to the college softball World Series can be heard in the background which ultimately set the pace for this episode. Enjoy the return of Kiss or Miss, and hear the latest recommendations in streaming and TikToks. Yes, we are still talking about hot dogs. So bust out your yearbooks and beg us to sign them while you enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. Don’t forget, the language is vulgar and descriptive!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <<record scratch>> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to reality. The ladies discuss everything from softball supers to the latest in tv and TikTok.  Of course Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a topic this week.Be sure to notice the loud truck exhaust sound in this episode. One of our locals decided to express their insecurities, I mean confidence,  by revving their engine repeatedly. You’ll be receiving your weekly dose of pop culture and profanity in this episode of Smeared Mascara.  You’re welcome. Rated MFR for Muthafuccin Rage TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWe solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed. Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference)Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect. Rated TFB for Tammy Fay BakerTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell. This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans. Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days. Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar. Rated DGAF because it’s the truth. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel