Smeared Mascara

Join Mandi and Brooke as they dive into the chaos of high school football drama, complete with fights and karaoke nights. Hear about a tense In-N-Out scene involving injured teens and police. The conversation shifts to the gripping Catfish documentary, exploring themes of manipulation, trauma, and small-town dynamics. They also touch on their views about Hunting Wives and tackle the serious topics of gun violence and mental health in today's society. With humor and candidness, it's a whirlwind of real-life stories and poignant insights!

Join the fun as Mandy and Brooke tackle a series of hilarious and serious topics! Laugh along with tales of bathroom faux pas during school drills and the complexities of family fart rules. They dive into weighty discussions about school shootings and gendered justice in domestic violence cases. Picture a government led by women with dynamic figures! From grocery hauls to childhood humiliations, they share witty commentary on parenting dilemmas and the quirks of household life. It's a blend of laughter, heartbreak, and a dash of political ambition!

Brooke dives into the chaos of summer traffic and shares exciting highlights from the girls' Little League World Series. The duo amusingly discusses the struggles of back-to-school parenting and high school device rules. They joke about community-solving 'hot moms' and share delicious takes from a viral birria pizza potluck. Plus, Mandy raves about a new podcast featuring engaging storytelling. The episode wraps with a humorous family anecdote and a quirky studio update!

Join two friends as they explore the colorful future of retirement, blending nostalgia with vibrant fantasies. They dream up a shared living complex that mixes Melrose Place with Golden Girls vibes, complete with themed pool parties! Dive into health discussions with candid tales about Hashimoto's while also imagining community clubs for crafts and cooking. A sprinkle of celeb gossip and local adventures keep it light, ensuring you're entertained as you consider how to live your best retired life! Don't forget the Pinterest party!

In a lively TikTok Live debut, the hosts share their origins, mixing humor with heartfelt stories. They discuss their take on Charli XCX's wedding and bond over a Seinfeld fan encounter. The pair navigate online trolls, playful celebrity gossip, and candid conversations about aging and menopause. Cat tales and local drama keep things light, while food and comfort meals spark delightful banter. With a mix of spicy language and real talk, it's a delightful rollercoaster of laughs, storytelling, and unexpected moments!

Join a nostalgic ride through summers past, where childhood memories of 1980s heatwaves and poolside fun unfold. The hosts hilariously recount their experiences with sweltering days and quirky neighborhood watering holes. They dive into teenage insecurities at water parks, bar encounters, and the chaos of mall culture. As they journey into the 90s, laugh along with tales of lip-sync contests and questionable fashion trends. From family road trips to political musings, the banter is spicy and packed with humor!

Brooke and Mandy spill the tea on their chill Too Short concert experience, complete with unexpected crowd moments like a 'grandma chola' dancing. They ruthlessly critique the Bezos wedding, highlighting glittery faux pas and Venice's creative protests. The duo dives into Glastonbury's standout performances, before pondering weighty issues like civic responsibility regarding immigration. Throughout, they mix humor with moral dilemmas and lively anecdotes about parenting, crafting an entertaining discourse on modern life.

Send us a textThe world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help. The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so you don’t have to. Relax while petty insults are thrown at RFK and his homies. KN is missing and there’s no trail of extensions to follow. This is a code Red, White & Blue.Keep listening to hear Brooke’s encounter with complaining coastal tourists, and Mandy’s medical appointment turned judgement sesh. The ladies also remind listeners to continue protesting in the most annoying ways possible. Hint: megaphones and glitter are HIGHLY encouraged. It’s time to tear open a bag of sour gummy worms and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara!Language is prim and proper like your mama. Just kidding! It’s Brooke and Mandy. You should know better by now.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support for Miley Cyrus, and Brooke reveals her true feelings about the Dodgers. Is this now a sporty spice and political podcast? Nope, it’s still the same shit talking pop culture podcast fueled by undiagnosed ADHD. Language is filthy as always.  You should probably listen in the car alone or with your “cool” friends. Rated OMGWTF because that’s reality. Duh.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode the ladies discuss life’s general fuckery. Topics range from protests to sphincters. Brooke introduces us to her new Dyson, and Mandy recounts her trip to SoCal. There is a brief Diddy trial update, and some major Mario Lopez hateration. So buckle up and get ready for this raunchy ride of podcast amazingness. As always, the language is foul. Plan accordingly.Rated FY for Fuck Yeah TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel