Smeared Mascara

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day.  Conclave Couture could make an appearance. Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay. Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara. Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThe ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts. Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused.  Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform?  Our sources say maybe. TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on a tshirt??? Okayyyy!! **Booty cheek chaps are always welcome**The language is nasty per Smeared Mascara standards. If you don’t like filthy you’re in the wrong place.Grab your hobby horse and get dandy, because the show is about to begin! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club.  It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s. Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things. Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy. Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textPut on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair. Brooke tells us about her return to the softball fields, and Mandy gives us her honest review of the movie Freaky Tales.All that and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara.PLEASE be cautious when listening to this episode. The language gets nas-tay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a text**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed.Mandy spills the tea about a bachelorette party in wine country. Lessons were learned, and memories were made.Both ladies give their opinions about the last episode of The White Lotus. What should have happened, what could have happened, and what really happened. There’s also discussion about the latest prom trends in the south, and the stock market. Please don’t take any investment advice from us. Seriously. So grab your smoothie with the “good” coconut milk and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated AV for Always Vulgar TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streaming shows.This is definitely not the episode to listen with your kids or conservative friends. It’s giving the sex, drugs and HBO MAX vibe. So stop doom scrolling and start listening to the latest installment of Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textHave you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing.Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop culture, and colonoscopies. There is also mention of a prospective Christmas Hallmark movie inspired by recent events. (Sorry Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime, we’ve trademarked it) Language is the standard OMG WTF. Listen alone or with your “cool” homies. Hope you like profanity.Enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textSt. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage. Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone. Rated C for C#nty TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power!The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent.It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podcasters. Do good things and be a good person. Don’t forget to use the F word. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyrics. So get comfy like Adam Sandler and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.Bad language is used in this episode so listen with caution. Sorry kiddies in carpool and boring office mates!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel