Smeared Mascara

Send us a textHave you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing.Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop culture, and colonoscopies. There is also mention of a prospective Christmas Hallmark movie inspired by recent events. (Sorry Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime, we’ve trademarked it) Language is the standard OMG WTF. Listen alone or with your “cool” homies. Hope you like profanity.Enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textSt. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage. Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone. Rated C for C#nty TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power!The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent.It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podcasters. Do good things and be a good person. Don’t forget to use the F word. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyrics. So get comfy like Adam Sandler and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.Bad language is used in this episode so listen with caution. Sorry kiddies in carpool and boring office mates!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions.The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the pearly whites. Fasten your seatbelt and store your carryon safely because this flight of randomness is about to take off! Don’t worry, Brooke and Mandy will NOT be joining in on any group singalongs in the sky.Beware of vulgar talk on this episode. The body’s nether regions are discussed and there’s like 50 f words used. This is Smeared Mascara. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh.Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us? There are many more topics covered like French Revolution kitty conditions and Lisa Rinna’s haircut. It’s time to pop a beta blocker and enjoy Smeared Mascara. Language is explicit like always. Don’t listen near abuelita. You’ve been warned.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show.  The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance.  They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name.  Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen.Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics about NBA All Star Weekend.  Contract chasers, be prepared.Brooke explains her stance on America’s silent battle… The president versus bronzer. As always, this episode contains almost every vulgar word you’ve ever heard and about three new ones.  Listen with caution. Put on your flare jeans and get comfy.  It’s time to enjoy Smeared Mascara.**Like your right to vote, ladies?  Be informed and keep your rights.  Let your reps and senators know!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWalk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok. Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion.Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Would you expect anything else from these classy bitches? So kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Smeared Mascara beat. **Celebs to know for this episode: Babyface, Doechii, and the fictional character from Eastbound & Down, Kenny Powers.  GenZ, this helpful tip is for you.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textJoin Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency.  How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years?  Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban.  Hopefully you didn’t delete the app.. Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies.  Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved. Hope you’re well versed in college dance competitions, because Brooke has some opinions!  So adjust your wig and pop in those air pods for the latest installment of Smeared Mascara.  In case you’re wondering, here is our self proclaimed rating system: Language = Nasty AFMood = BitchyEntertainment Value = HELLATikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD!  Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke.  In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing.  How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025?  To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like financial literacy and vaccines are discussed.  Please do your research and fact check what we’re saying.  Thanks. The pod has new digits and a new segment, the Cheesecake Factory has seen some things, and line dancing is mesmerizing.  Some movies, pods, and tv shows are recommended and have most likely been mentioned in previous episodes.  These bitches like what they like and get hyper-focused, okay???  The language is typical pod language so you know what do.  This isn’t for small children or uptight folks.  Remember to take your meds, meditate and hydrate.  Smeared Mascara is self care.  You’re welcome. P.S. Paris Hilton and Paris Fashion Week are slivingTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel