Smeared Mascara

Send us a textThis episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert. The upcoming presidential election is totally a topic… so go vote. For real, go to the polls and vote!!Put on your Halloween costume and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.As always there is bad language. Pop in your AirPods and enjoy the raunchy entertainment!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textGiddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Brooke embraces quinceñera style.So put on your boots and join the Smeared Mascara line dance!Just a reminder that the language is vulgar and spicy. So pop in the AirPods and try not to listen during carpool to the elementary school.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textTW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates.Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents!Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod! Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly Squad, the ladies talk about the benefits of therapy and medication. There is NO SHAME in the mental health game. Halloween costume ideas and possible outings are discussed. Will the ladies achieve viral fame in plaid? Or will they maintain their mid level pumpkin patch status? Only time will tell.Homecoming mums are all over TikTok and the girlies will be attempting a craft project. Send prayers.Lastly, the P Diddy drama is covered. The alleged players, possible motives, and bulk purchases are discussed. Two gallon bottles of baby oil??? Leave your judgment at the door and take a ride on the wild side. By wild side, we mean laughing hysterically in your car or at your dining room table while drinking a sparkling water and eating carbs.Topics are explicit and may be too mature for some listeners. If it’s too much, go find less. Just kidding… skip ahead or take a break. You do you, boo!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textElection season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow. Brooke tells us about the Kardashian inspired photoshoot that never was, and Mandy reminds everyone that it is their one year podcast anniversary. A pod-a-versary, if you will.So sharpen your pencils and charge your laptops, because the Fall semester of Smeared Mascara has begun. *Attendance is 90% of your grade, waitlist is closed, tutoring available during office hours. This episode is rated V for vulgar, as if you didn’t already know.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.So take a hit of that inhaler, make a sugary soda drink with the good ice, and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. Language is rough and raunchy. You know what to do!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af. Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s.  Brooke tells us about her experience in North Beach and the chisme treasure she stumbled upon. Mandy gives a restaurant review which sparks the Corn Conversation. TikTok topics like Ludacris, Veruca Salt (the influencer, not band or book/movie character), and Kamala Harris’ vice presidential pick are discussed. Controversial topics like trail mix ingredients and Prius drivers are mentioned. Please plan accordingly.So get comfy and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara!P.S. We are always Pro Hoe TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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Send us a textJoin the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy.  Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served.  Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately.Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off…  Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation. The democratic presidential nominee and vice presidential nominee are discussed.  It’s impossible for the ladies to hide how much they adore Tim Walz. They’re certainly no political experts but they know what they like. So put on your Olympic medals and your AirPods because Smeared Mascara is hummin’ comin’ ‘atcha.  (Don’t get the reference? See Cypress Hill lyrics from the first single off their debut album. You’re welcome.) TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. If you’re new here, language is strong and definitely not for kiddies. You’ve been warned! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textListen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations.  DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU!Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel