Smeared Mascara

Send us a textJoin the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issues.Drink some water, put on some deodorant, and listen to this episode that was recorded pre-presidential candidate remix.Don’t forget to shield the ears of the bebés and turn off great grannies’ hearing aids. The language is mature, spicy, and vulgar. Enjoy!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance.Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the Alameda County Fair. There is plenty footage to share from the E40 and Exposé performances. Mandy really made sure to capture the vibe through the dirty lens of her iPhone. There is mention of Justin Timberlake and his unfaithful, intoxicated shenanigans. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, JT fans. Stay hydrated in this hellish climate and entertain yourself with this episode of Smeared Mascara. There is always bad language used in this podcast, so listen in the appropriate environment. Rated R for ratchet.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas. So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textEnjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again.It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan during the episode. The ladies are extra chatty! They discuss the benefits of therapy, and how Brooke is the IUD Whisperer.  Summer topics like concerts, square dancing, and synchronized swimming on land are mentioned. Lastly, the ladies touch upon ash scattering, dog shows, and MMA.There is truly something for everyone in this episode.  As always pod is not intended for young ears. Buh- bye, bebes!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness. Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara after all. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey. No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content. So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIt’s Brooke’s birthday and the party is just getting started! There’s a misspelled banner and a mini piñata so you know it’s gonna be a good time.The ladies discuss Botox, baked ziti, Baby Bieber, and hair extensions. Have you ever gotten tangled in extensions before? Spoiler alert: it happens to the best of us.Drake and his hot dog video are taking over the socials, but Kendrick is still winning this battle.  Mandy is watching The Sopranos again but it’s Brooke who has the pizza story. Double cheeked up on a Sunday takes on a new meaning in college. Get ready to enjoy Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this week’s episode you’ll hear Mandy and Brooke talk about how magical and blessed their Mother’s Day was.  No, seriously… the ladies discuss the latest pop culture topics like the return of the Simple Life and Burt Kreischer’s cooking podcast. Brooke shares how she contributes to family texts and Mandy updates us on the woes of car shopping.Please remember that the language can upset baby ears, so listen responsibly.  Buckle up, beezies… we’re going off the rails as usual!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textPut your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as they sing their version of the song Unwritten. All that and hella more on this week’s episode of Smeared MascaraTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were eclipsing all over the place. Were you affected?So get those special glasses and eat some Tums, because Brooke and Mandy are are being hella Taurus and Scorpio this week. They will discuss  current events, pop culture and their awesome middle-aged lives. Wear your AirPods because the conversation always gets raunchy. You’re welcome!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel