Smeared Mascara

Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness. Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara after all. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textThis week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey. No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content. So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIt’s Brooke’s birthday and the party is just getting started! There’s a misspelled banner and a mini piñata so you know it’s gonna be a good time.The ladies discuss Botox, baked ziti, Baby Bieber, and hair extensions. Have you ever gotten tangled in extensions before? Spoiler alert: it happens to the best of us.Drake and his hot dog video are taking over the socials, but Kendrick is still winning this battle.  Mandy is watching The Sopranos again but it’s Brooke who has the pizza story. Double cheeked up on a Sunday takes on a new meaning in college. Get ready to enjoy Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this week’s episode you’ll hear Mandy and Brooke talk about how magical and blessed their Mother’s Day was.  No, seriously… the ladies discuss the latest pop culture topics like the return of the Simple Life and Burt Kreischer’s cooking podcast. Brooke shares how she contributes to family texts and Mandy updates us on the woes of car shopping.Please remember that the language can upset baby ears, so listen responsibly.  Buckle up, beezies… we’re going off the rails as usual!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textPut your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as they sing their version of the song Unwritten. All that and hella more on this week’s episode of Smeared MascaraTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textIn this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were eclipsing all over the place. Were you affected?So get those special glasses and eat some Tums, because Brooke and Mandy are are being hella Taurus and Scorpio this week. They will discuss  current events, pop culture and their awesome middle-aged lives. Wear your AirPods because the conversation always gets raunchy. You’re welcome!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textJoin the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ears. Remember to give us a call at 925-307-6672 with any thoughts, comments or ideas. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textJoin us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo. Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature. Remember to download and share Give us a call at 1-925-307-6672 share your comments, thoughts, show topic suggestions   Pretty much anything you’d like to share with us. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textLet your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a  deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us a textWelcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared MascaraTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel