

Smeared Mascara
Smeared Mascara Podcast
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
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Apr 10, 2024 • 52min
Violent Tuesday
Send us a textJoin the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ears. Remember to give us a call at 925-307-6672 with any thoughts, comments or ideas. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Mar 27, 2024 • 50min
Diddy Done Did It
Send us a textJoin us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo. Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature. Remember to download and share Give us a call at 1-925-307-6672 share your comments, thoughts, show topic suggestions Pretty much anything you’d like to share with us. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Mar 25, 2024 • 58min
Hate Motivates
Send us a textLet your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Mar 19, 2024 • 58min
The Oscar Goes to...Brooke and Mandy
Send us a textWelcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared MascaraTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Mar 12, 2024 • 50min
Balls and Barbies
Send us a textIn this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Feb 22, 2024 • 1h 10min
The Never Ending Episode
Send us a textAs the title suggest, Brooke and Mandy are taking you for a wld ride in this episode. When the ladies switch up their recording schedule, exhaustion and delusion take over. There are so many tangents taken and too many topics covered. So hop into our mini truck and buckle up! Vroom vroom, bitches!!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Feb 13, 2024 • 44min
Smeared Mascara Bowl
Send us a textIn this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara, the ladies cover the Super Bowl halftime performances, celebrity sightings, and TikTok’s reaction videos. Brooke schools Mandy on all the TikToks and pop culture moments she’s missed. Don’t miss out on the visuals for this episode! Check our socials for the ultimate podcast ending. 👏🏻👏🏻TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Feb 2, 2024 • 1h 20min
No Bone Zone
Send us a textThis week’s episode covers pressing topics like the upcoming Super Bowl and Taylor Swift’s political influence. Brooke and Mandy continue their JT hateration, while delving into the City of Fremont appreciation. The ladies talk about Valentines Day in the 90s, and the miracle of the Minnesota sheet cake. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Feb 2, 2024 • 1h 5min
Pop Culture Face Off
Send us a text This week the ladies discuss celebrity beef. Listen to Brooke and Mandy break down the Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion drama, and hear their opinions on Britney and Justin’s battle for supremacy on the iTunes Charts. As always there will be hundreds of other topics woven into the episode because adult ADHD is real. So pop in the AirPods and send the kids to grandma’s because the language can be mature. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Jan 15, 2024 • 1h 8min
Woman Power???
Send us a textJoin Mandy and Brooke as they dissect the Barbie movie and women's empowerment. Hear how they whip shitties, and what mob wife style means to them. Put on your shades and grab your furs, because the ladies are feisty this week!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel


