Smeared Mascara
Smeared Mascara Podcast
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
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Nov 22, 2023 • 47min
Gobble Gobble Thanksgiving Eve Special
Send us a textJoin Mandy and Brooke this Thanksgiving Eve for an in-depth discussion of Thanksgiving past, present and future. Pop in your earbuds and get to preparing the turkey and rage cleaning as we giggle through hell...oops holidays. As always follow, like, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Nov 21, 2023 • 1h 7min
Spiral Up
Send us a textSpiral up with the ladies as they spiral up and discuss this year's Halloween among 38 other topics. As always like, follow, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Nov 15, 2023 • 1h 7min
This is a Britney Podcast
Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy discuss Brit's new book, Thanksgiving planning and final touches for Halloween. They reveal which budding sport they’d like to introduce to the Bay Area, and will keep you chuckling while listening. Put the earmuffs on the babies and enjoy this expletive filled and ADHD fueled entertainment. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Nov 1, 2023 • 45min
The FUNeral Episode
Send us a textIn this episode Mandy and Brooke discuss their funerals. This is a much more intimate talk than they may let on. Of all of their episodes this will give you a huge look into the inner workings of these ladies. Locations, playlists, expectations, along with a host of other requests will be covered. So pour one out and laugh along while they share their final requests. Check out the show notes on our socials... TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube. You're going to need some visuals for this episode!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Oct 25, 2023 • 1h 4min
Karma is a Gastrointestinal Monday!
Send us a textBrooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride. As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Oct 14, 2023 • 40min
Halloween Special Week 1- Chicken Salad and Sin
Send us a textThis week Brooke and Mandy record as Uncle Baby Billy and Judy Gemstone to kick off their favorite season, Halloween. Hot topics this week include the Righteous Gemstones, Travis and Taylor, fringe Jersey Shore alumni, and 90's tv. Don't forget to follow us on our socials:TikTok, Instagram, Threads and now on YouTube! Find us at: @smearedmascarapodcastTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Oct 6, 2023 • 33min
This One's For the Zaddies.....heyyyyyyyy!
Send us a textFunky Friday returns! This week Mandy and Brooke discuss the life coach to zaddy pipeline, yoni steaming , the 1983 Raiders as well as teen heartthrobs, James Spader and Jake Ryan. Put on your Airpods and get in the Zaddy Zone because you're about to smear your mascara! As always, hide your children or anyone with sensitive ears.Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads, and now YouTube! Find us at @smearedmascarapodcastYou can listen to us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Oct 4, 2023 • 16min
Funky Friday on a Wednesday
Send us a textWelcome to the latest edition of Smeared Mascara Podcast. The ladies take a look back at the VMA's, SF Bay Area legends, and Lauren Bobert on their very first episode of Funky Friday Extra Content...TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Oct 3, 2023 • 37min
Zaddy Fan Club
Send us a textOn this week's episode Brooke and Mandy hit topics such as Grand Zaddies , life and TikTok. It's time to send the kiddies to bed and listen to these GenX mamacitas spew hilarious randomness for your entertainment.Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads, and now YouTube! Find us at @smearedmascarapodcastYou can listen to us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
Sep 16, 2023 • 51min
Discussing #2 on Episode 3
Send us a textThis week Mandy and Brooke discuss 9/11, surviving the 80's, and more shit talk, literal shit talk. Pop in your Airpods and send your bébés away, the language gets spicy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/smeared-mascara-pod/messageTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
