Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to mention MJ has a deadly Love Is Blind finale drinking game plus a bonus Irina v. Francesca: Who's the worst humna alive? discussion, Shawn Mendes was caught once again denying the TRUTH that we all know, Christine Brown from Sister Wives is ENGAGED and HAPPY leaving only Sobbin' Robin for Christine's ex-husband, some guesses on how long until we get 'Nick Cannon Presents: Sister Wives Don't Cost a Thing', FINALLY an update on Wynnie's World comin' to MAX SOON, let's all mourn the wedding that could have been with the Wienermobile of LOVE in Las Vegas, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimi Hendrix?!? And a list of parodies with good-natured sources, blindz that involve some CHEMISTRY and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's Twitch, NEW TOUUUUUUR DATES CUMMIN' UP ON LASTPODCASTNETWORK, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet have been secretly in an age-appropriate relationship and now we all feel old, Kim Kardashian brings her puppy cop lovin' vocal fry abilities to American Horror Story, Jack Black's incredible music video for Peaches (which has nothin' to do with the 1996 song by The Presidents of the United States of America from the album The Presidents of the United States of America), it's Jackie (and the audience) v The Critics when it comes to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Nick Cannon would be open to T. Swift being his lucky 13 sister wife and the absolute travesty of trying to surprise your kids when they don't know what you look like, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Leonardo DiCaprio dose James Cameron with PCP?!? And a list of commercials to search on YouTube while listening to this episode and blindz that follow an earlier thread! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

sock hopnounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANnoun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hopsa dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch) to help mend those broken spirits, a roundup of companies April Fool's Day stunts and the ones that made Jackie smile, the newest season of Love Is Blind and how the show is rapidly consuming the lives of all those around (not to mention THE Song) with bonus philosophical reflection upon the ramifications of Reality TV, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Tyler Perry Will Smith in A Silicone Mask??!? A list that's too good to get past the first one, blindz with a side dash of whatever Florence Pugh's grandmother uses to season her food, and SHOUTS!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat" Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial (she lost half a day of skiing 😥), nine year old North West launching a skincare line (and not to be outdone Holden puts Wynnie to work), Romy Mars created a video masterpiece to rival her grandfather's, everyone wondering Y Grimes changes Exa Dark Sideræl Musk to ? Musk, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Orville Peck and Diplo be BANGIN'?!??A VERY superstitious list and BLIIIINDS.  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been knocked back into their place by snuffin' frenchies and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA???, GOOPs branded disordered eating and the ripple effect GP is trying to deny while she pumps the ozone up her butt, a potential serial pooper ends up taking a sad turn with a comment section that doesn't disappoint, Diplo bein' a proud ~vibe guy~ plus the positive impact it can have, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Jeremy Renner LIE about his recovery journey?!? Also a list that's not really what it says it is, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the in memoriam being moved to a QR code, COVID ruining MJs vaca, Holden banishes curses, Jackie gives a leech report, life in a post-Gronkie world (where was this one OSCARS), PEDROPASCALFEVER, Jason Momoa showin his butt, Holden thinks about gettin' a nub, BIG RANCH continuing it's march to total domination with the release of Ice Cream, slides and MORE!, MJ finally getting their Margaritaville Crocs, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is T-Swifts Biggest Fan Trying to TAKE OVER HER LIFE?!? Also an inedible list, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.