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On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tree hits #1 FOR THE FIRST TIME, The Daily Wire spews forth a giant wad of phlegm they call "Lady Ballers" AND Sean Hannity taps Jim Breuer for an equally awful "film", Jackie pushes for a WWE with kisses at the end, Catholic Rob Schneider now worried about making jokes, Jane Fonda doesn't like old skin (listen up you decrepit 21+ers) and there's a bit of a double standard, Jackie got to see Sumo Wrasslin' like a true 'merican, Page 7 reveals its approved fighting techniques, Kiss joins Hatsune Miku in the digital singularity so prepare for a cyberpunk future dictatorship lead by hologram Gene Simmons, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Narrowing down the Coulier BJ filmic experience, Da List, SHOUTS AND MORE!! AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shmancy ice cream cakes with Salt & Straw, Jackie got her own fancy ice cream cake that was dressed to impress, Snoop Dogg is human clickbait, Jackie's ready to go to bat for Napoleon and there's a spot on rendition of House O GUCCI, people won't let Taylor Lautner ever stop being Jacob (with Twilight spoiler around 31:30), it's time to ask the only question that matters; does anyone other than LA cheer for the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial?, male hair talk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Enrique Iglesias can't actually sing!?!?! A sad list and a blindz that derails into 90's nostalgia PLUS join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas! HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to check out Jackie giving Holden some Christmas cheer during the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her claim as the Mariah Carey of the aforementioned Turkey Day, don't have Thanksgiving plans? why not stay at Martha Stewart's house in what sounds like a stressful nightmare!?, Alec Baldwin continues reminds us all he used to do things, Gordon Ramsay is a daddy (again x6), the new Garfield trailer has everyone asking why Jon just can't put Garfield to sleep, in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Jamie Foxx a CLONE TOO!?!?! PART 2 OF LAST WEEKS LIST! THE BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOOOOREWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the Gods and called ON STAGE during a magic show in Vegas, Jackie tells a hAuNtInG tAlE of visiting the Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum, WE SEE YOU LISTENING, MS. CAREY,  Cher to be floating atop the 5:30am XXXtended Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year,  Jackie bringin' Christmas to  Holden during his Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!, STRAP INTO YOUR  $28,500 TUFTED BOUDOIR CHAISE FROM LAST YEAR IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOP HOLIDAY GUUUUUIDE!!!! DINGDONGDING!!!!, Jackie looks into The Other Adult Facial, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Did Jackie Zebrowski write the Cheetah Girls Books!??!?!? PART 1 OF A 2 PART LIST?!!?, (BELATED AND CURRENT BIRTHDAY WISHES TO LEXE, GIDEON AND MAMA Z, STINGERS UP!) THE  BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on Knife Dancin'! Jackie blasted through Britney Spears’ Memoir ‘The Woman in Me’, the entertainment world reacts to the loss of Matthew Perry and Goop herself recalls a very different kiss, Kid Halloween bringing joy to all as Jackie recalls memories of her candy rationing skills leaving Henry HANGRY, some horrifying celeb Halloween costumes, Megan Fox goin' aggro and tagging SAG-AFTRA in her Halloween photos, old man bullies a 20 year old over her teeth, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Justin Trudeau's Wife having an affair with Idris Elba?!? A disgusting list, BATTY BLINDZ, SPOOKY SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden is STILL CUBIN', Jackie's dodgin' knives and takin' a dive into The Woman in Me, and MJ IS NOT LATE-30's HOLDEN!, plus the SAG AFTRA Strike Halloween rules (that Jackie may or MAY NOT have already broken), more Brit-ChitChat!, at what age does one truly experience a mid-life crisis?, Jackie's going to see Killers of the Flower Moon, but when will she get to pee?!, Robert De Niro was NOT a fan of DiCaprio's improv on set, PLUS more fun facts and pressing questions!, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is John Mayer Dating Andy Cohen?!? A List that doesn't need an introduction (and doesn't get one), BOMBSHELL BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational divides Holden noticed among the BrocHeads at The Eras Tour Film, Holden makes a public plea to Blackpink, BritBrit and Jada Pinkett Smith are droppin' bombshells from their memoirs, Holden's bringing his A-Game, Jackie's losing her ever-loving mind and California can take her skittles from her COLD, DEAD HANDS, Holden is going on a roller coaster with his feelings towards JPS, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of the Kanye Klone!?!? A spoOoOoOoOoOoky List, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theory that mothers trigger human evolution by increasing their foot size to carry their young, plus what's gonna be the top costume of SPOOKY SEASON '23!?!? Tales from the tour involving a leather clad dong hangin' bar in Pittsburgh, BECKHAM bearing it all on Netflix, Pam Anderson heads out to the Red Carpet sans makeup, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Some Annoying Music Guy Haunting One of Our Listeners Instagrams!?!? A surprising celebrity hobby filled List, along with the realization these lists may not be the best examples of journalism, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the death of love as a whole with the end of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, all this and more as we REWIIIIIND TO 2005!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.comWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.