This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the Gods and called ON STAGE during a magic show in Vegas, Jackie tells a hAuNtInG tAlE of visiting the Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum, WE SEE YOU LISTENING, MS. CAREY,  Cher to be floating atop the 5:30am XXXtended Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year,  Jackie bringin' Christmas to  Holden during his Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!, STRAP INTO YOUR  $28,500 TUFTED BOUDOIR CHAISE FROM LAST YEAR IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOP HOLIDAY GUUUUUIDE!!!! DINGDONGDING!!!!, Jackie looks into The Other Adult Facial, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Did Jackie Zebrowski write the Cheetah Girls Books!??!?!? PART 1 OF A 2 PART LIST?!!?, (BELATED AND CURRENT BIRTHDAY WISHES TO LEXE, GIDEON AND MAMA Z, STINGERS UP!) THE  BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!!

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