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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are reunited with Holden to talk about how that dirty fucking child from Christmas Shoes should learn to BATHE to stop illin' his mom, the tragedy of Rob and Michele Reiner, and it's time to dig into some feminine rage because Martha Stewart eats a bagel real weird. Dick Van Dyke made it 100 against his own wishes, happy bday! Holden's wearin' his cardigan as we dive into some quick Swiftie talk and share disappointment about her SILENCE, SKIMS got themselves an Ozempic Santa because of course they did, David Letterman keeps gettin' confused for Dick Van Dyke, so let that speak for his skin care routine, and Holden's enjoyin' the new Eras tour doc thing! Next we got our list and we're checkin' it twice 'cause it's a list full of NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION FAAAAAAAAACTS!!!!! Followed by Blindz Timez, with a Jackie's Snackies @ 1:15:30.608 and an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:23:09.000, until 1:25:40! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back to talk more of this weeks goss'! Up top producer Adam, MJ and Jackie talk about the upcoming Bright Eyes anniversary shows, and Jackie gets more ready for Christmas by listening to Evermore for the first time this season, and then there's some more Tay talk including her recent Colbert appearance! JoJo Siwa announces a return to form with a massive bow filled cruise, HILARIA let us know she HAS to post photos of her kids, or else the papz won't leave her alone! Outside of the holiday season watches, Jackie's been bingin' "Madmen" with Geoff and lovin' it, as well as "Welcome to Derry"  AND "Heated Rivalry" the mere image of Jacob Elordi made Jackie's brain break, but he's doing "Actors on Actors" with GOOP! Timothée Chalamet's Ping-Pong character gonna be on the Wheaties box, Jackie enjoyed "Rental Family", and Jackie hopes MJ, along with everyone gets PLURIB'D, and then a solemn moment of realization that this is the first non-DWTS episode until next season! All that and more on this weeks Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as their talkin' the horrors of Christmas including Grýla, and her appearance in the even more blood curdling terror that is "Red One." Jackie continues to sing the praises of the UniversalYums advent calendar, Jake brings up a concerning connection with Miley and mullets, and then it's time for some Golden Globe chat! Matthew Lillard is a bit upset by being attacked by Quentin Tarantino for apparently no reason as his pissfest continues, and then it's time for the List of "16 Times Celebs Tried To Be Funny, Relatable, Or Wise, But Actually Came Across As Extremely Out-Of-Touch"!  After that it's Blindz time, followed by Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:14.885, MJs Minute Munchies @ 1:14:21.352, and Jakey's Slakey's @ 1:17:30.025! All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are BAAACK, and start things off with DWTS, including the fact that it got sadly spoiled as they could not watch it live, but watching Alfonso Ribeiro get roasted by his kids (and looking like his soul left him) was great! JoJo Siwa danced through a burst ovarian cyst because she had a performance scheduled and WTF!??!, MaCaulay Culkin got booed for saying "Die Hard" ISN'T a Christmas movie, Kara and Jackie got tickets to the Mariah Carey Holiday bar!!!, and MJ got tickets for "Les Misérables: The Arena Concert Spectacular"! Jackie reveals she DIDN'T get poocraved with her advent calendar this year, Kevin Spacey is starting up a harmonic lounge show in Tel Aviv, plus Alexa and Brennon from "Love is Blind" are GETTIN' A DIVORCE-O! Quentin toesuckin Tarantino has some garbage thoughts on Paul Dano's acting performance with commentary from producer Adam! MJ's had a UTURN opinion on Lloyd Dobler and his boombox after a viewing + live Q&A with one Mr. John POOSACK, and Jackie's got a new show rec that she was surprised even Geoff liked, plus Jackie is learning about an all new type of penalty box with the discovery of hockey smut! All that and more on this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ welcome LPN's Natalie Jean, to find out if that thangs green or not, as well as a good bit of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, including the complete disrespect shown to Mrs. Claus! Cynthia and Ariana continue to be attached at the hip in the ashes of the Wicked release, while Miley gives hope to weasel-faced men by announcing her engagement to Maxx Morando! "Stranger Things" Season 5 finally releases the children to their adulthoods, MJ and Jackie explain their love of Dancing with the Stars to Natalie, and Whitney Leavitt revealed she only did the newest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives so she could do DWTS, followed by an analysis of her dancing skills from expert Natalie! Then it's time for a list of 12 Facts That I learned That Sound Very Fake But Are Actually 100% REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, the Blindz, and a psychologically traumatizing 2parter Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:09:19.403 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:19:00.137 that runs until 1:24:52.074. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's time to kick back with some turkey day leftovers!Joan Rivers, everyone. What a character. She's complicated. But this book is about the first seven years of her career, and it's fascinating. This is Joan in her own voice, describing how she spent her 20s, in the 1950s, as a single woman trying to make it as a stand up. We certainly understand people who don't like her jokes, and still, it's amazing to hear the story of how she got her first break. This is a one and done, but we'll be back next week with her next book, Still Talking!Man, it just goes to show you how OPTIMISM is TERRIFYING. In this week's brand new book, we pick up a few decades after last week's book ended on its moment of beautiful, hopeful opportunity for Joan. This book is about how it all goes to shit. This book also really helps us understand how Joan Rivers became who she was to many of us who got to know her in the 90s and 2000s. This is a story of blind ambition, industry pissing contests, and professional and personal tragedy. Big ol' content note for discussions of suicide. This one is as much a list of grievances as it is a book, but if you're interested in show biz, it's a fascinating list of grievances! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GOBBLE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! Don't forget to check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream TODAY AT 5:30am PST/8:30am EST over on HoldenatorsHo TWITCH! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie and MJ are back again for another Second Helpings, and comin' out the GATE with DWTS because MJ's changed their stance on Dylan Efron (because he's beautiful and doesn't know it). Then we're talkin' turkey, because Jackie realized she didn't need to CANCEL thanksgiving just cause big bro and Eddie wouldn't be in town, just scale it down, and then we're talkin ADVENT CALENDARS including the Universal YUMS Calendar Jackie got for herself! Jackie eats possibly spoiled Wicked Cream on air, because she didn't know it was sent from someone until 4 days after it arrived. The Wicked promo tour continues on, full of collabs and very awkward interviews with Cynthia and Ariana, Jackie and MJ talk about just how much Mormon Reality TV they have consumed lately, including the newest season of Secret Lives, and it was Prince night on DWTS, with an appearance by MR FANTASY HIMSELF! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE 5:30AM THANKSGIVINGS DAY PARADE STREAM ON TWITCH NEXT THURSDAY, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Micro Jackie's Snackies at 32:47 or so!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 it's HENRY'S WORLD AND We're lucky to be livin' in it on this inaugural Thanksgiving episode filled with brotherboss butterfly kisses and goss' 'bout Keith Urban playing "Pink Pony Club" at a Mar-a-Lago Club party attended by Chappell Roan superfan Trump, and everyone's just so darn proud of Natural Jackie. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are now surgically attached at the wrist, Spongebob did a sexy shoot to prove he's totally not a livin' pile of tapioca pudding and nooo onnnneeee caaaaressss, dude! MJ prepares for a first viewing of "Addams Family Values", Henry reveals him and his tussy are gonna be on the road for Thanksgiving leaving Jackie with a Micro-Thanksgiving, some celeb Thanksgiving news including Wolfgang Van Halen and mother Valerie Bertinelli chain restaurant Thanksgivings. Henry recalls OJ being a regular at the bar of the hotel he stayed at for his wedding, and then we got a list that flashes back to a time of fewer labor and animal welfare laws with a LIST of old Hollywood publicity stunts that were SO WILD, they make today's studios LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY (and I ain't TALKIN' THE MOVIE), and BLINDZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:48.260 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:21:22.476 that runs until 1:24:16.164. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back and the thanksgiving puffs from Jackie's Snackies are a hit in the studio makin' Jackie wish she'd used 'em all for content, MJ reports that their kids really don't understand why adults like Thanksgiving, and speaking of Thanksgiving, get ready for a Thanksgiving day watch along of "Addams Family Values!" Jackie highly recommends "The Chair Company" on HBO Max, and it's dawned on us that everything is Wicked, Stranger Things, OR Christmas right now. Jackie has some thoughts on "Die My Love" and also chunked up the 2.5hr long Frankenstein and loved it! The new director of the "Wuthering Heights" film has gotten some heat for makin' some weird choices, and Jackie is no longer a "Welcome to Derry" skeptic, then a spoiler filled DWTS chat, including Hilaria milkin' if for all it's worth. Plus Meghan Markle was deleted from the KRIS JENNER BDAY PARTY PHOTOS, and even more on this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.