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Nov 7, 2025 • 1h 17min

Second Helpings - We're Still Cryin'

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' the NYC mayoral election, and the incredible New York Post cover that resulted from it, plus the subsequent wild goose chase MJ went on to find a copy for Jackie and Geoff. Jackie is wavering on her stance on Christmas decor BEFORE Thanksgiving, and comes in with an early xmas endorsement, but Mariah Carey's unthawing was sadly a Sephora ad. Jackie got taken to the premiere of the tear jerker doc "Come See Me in the Good Light."  Everyone's pleading and begging has paid off, Meghan Markle is finally coming back to the beloved screen! "All's Fair", the Kim Kardashian led Ryan Murphy legal drama, is doing just as well in the reviews as you would expect, coming from someone who blamed ChatGPT for failing law school. Staff has unleashed DunkaPoos upon the world, and then it's time to talk some DWTS, including the heart of the show.... Andy Richter. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Nov 6, 2025 • 1h 31min

Sucrose Ecstasy w/ Jake Young

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another story proves that David Harbour is just noooo good, then some Halloween costume chat including Jake and Marie's costume that only Henry and Geoff knew, and Jackie's already started gettin' in her reps at the turkey gym. People Magazine has crowned Jonathan Bailey as the sexiest man alive of 2025, Ariana Grande traded in Spongebob for a hunter and may be using her homewrecker powers FOR GOOD! Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are starting to sync up like Extreme Sisters, and KATSEYE went as Many Mariahs for Halloween, next we got a list of 14 times celebs were VERY confidently wrong about basic facts, then we got some SPICY blindz! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:11.031 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:17:07.043, plus a special Jake Liquid Beverage Time Moment that runs until 1:27:56.976. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 31, 2025 • 1h 16min

Halloween Second Helpings

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are conjuring up the spirit of Halloweens past, including Jackie goin' to a really spooky haunt in an abandoned mall and MJ's past trauma/fun from "The Haunted Forest" and MJ's kids keep goin' to the haunts, but Baby Michael Myers is not their cuppa tea, revelations were made this holiday season that have lead to MJ and Gideon takin' on more monsta movies, including the Swedish "Let The Right One In", PLUS DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT BLOODBATH ON YOUTUBE! It was Halloween Week on DWTS, which now leads MJ and Jackie havin' some questions about the DRAMA and Injuries!! GIDEON NEEDS TO CHECK HIS FACTS B4 COMIN' FOR BBY IRWIN as he got poocraved, despite everyone being saturated in Stranger Things merch, it ain't comin' back til AFTER HALLOWEEN, in November, but does anyone even want to watch Mr. Duane Reade Bagga Butt Plugs now? Jackie got to see "Bugonia", but she won't ruin it! "K-pop Demon Hunters" is doin' 1 more theatrical run THIS WEEKEND ONLY, and Jackie rewatched "The Frighteners" for the first time since she was a kid! Mariah Carey will be unthawing herself THIS EVENING to welcome her upcoming season, PLUS Jackie DESECRATED the Halloween season by making A TURKEY! - Happy Halloween Everybody!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 30, 2025 • 1h 24min

Why Won't You Die Already? w/ Holden McNeely

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill the tea on Wynnie becoming a diva and not understanding why she's not always the star! Holden calls out Jackie for daring to have a grey hair, and the "Eat, Pray, Love" author did an Eat, Pray, Love 2, where she plotted to murder her terminally ill partner, proving maybe she IS the problem! Plus Sophie Turner and Chris Martin are together which causes a massive yawn across the entrainment world. Mr. Fantasy released a NEW SONG, and errrybody says it's a BANGER! Then a list of celebrity parenting rules that make either a ton of sense or very little sense, followed by the blindz even HOLDEN can't guess! Jackie's Snackies starts an unplanned pickledicament 'round 1:10:38.401 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:16:03.459, and runs until 1:18:53.845! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 24, 2025 • 1h 23min

Second Helpings - Lookin' Like A Sex Robot

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout the death of the showmances from Wicked, including Cynthia and Ariana if the DWTS appearance for Wicked Night was as awkward as it seemed on TV, and Jackie witnessed the healing power of the 2006 film "She's the Man" as she starts preparing for her "special moment" in her choir performance. Alan Hamel made an obvious AI powered sex bot of Suzanne Somers because he will not let her rest in peace, Kim Kardashian was on "Call Her Daddy" and proved she's closer to Lucille Bluth than ever before and then pays tribute to The Faceless's 2017 album "In Becoming a Ghost" at the "Academy Museum Gala". Jackie didn't like "Black Phone 2", and speaking of spooky movies MJ's watched "Shadow of the Vampire" as well as the soul crushing documentary "the Perfect Neighbor."  Then it's time for DWTS chat, including Jackie eatin' that Topanga hate, the Pentatonix dude leaving, and Andy Richter somehow still sticking around, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 23, 2025 • 1h 28min

You're Gettin' Puck'd! w/ Kara Klenk

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Cinnamon Spice Chai-ara Klenk to goss' 'bout how no one realized "Kiss of the Spiderwoman" was already out, and the fact that there are photos floating of JLo and Benboy lookin' at each other with heart eyes once again! JLo addressed one of her many many lores, RBatz and JLaw did a movie that's comin' out called "Die My Love" and the released fight scene has been raising their eyebrows, and Sabrina Carpenter did an SNL performance that wasn't very well researched, plus the Reebok x Bravo COLLAB that is aimed right at Kara! Plus Ashton Kutcher is bein' super whiney about his missed roles. Then we got a LIST of times that celebrities low-key humiliated themselves by starting one-sided beef with a celeb that was totally unbothered, the blindz, and then Jackie's Snackies starts around 1:14:48.311, with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:54, and runs until 1:25:04! All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 17, 2025 • 1h 23min

Second Helpings - That's Trans Fats to the Max

This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently  said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 22min

We Call That Female Empowerment w/ Amber Nelson

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me", Alec Baldwin drove HILARIA's car into a tree with his bro Stephen, and in more HILARIAAAAA news she's started her, how you say, "woe is me" campaign after being voted off DWTS. Julia Roberts shared that Oprah shipped her baby gifts to her remote home in dead of night via private delivery trucks, Katy P was seen kissin' Justin Trudeau on a yacht, plus child groomer and "apology" video savant Colleen Ballinger has started her Swifty era by sharing her love for "CANCELLED!." Aubrey Plaza dresses as a Christmas Witch each Halloween to scare kids, A List (that's definitely NOT The Epstein List) of more wildly shockin' celeb facts you that maybe YOU didn't knoooooow ICAN'TBELIEVETHATTHEY'RETRUUUUEEE, blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:57.338 with a mushin' mashin' of MJ's Minute Munchies til 1:16:42.850, plus even more HAWT goss' this week on Page 7Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 10, 2025 • 1h 18min

Second Helpings - And I Took That Personally

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their Taylor Swift Fartigan, as he gives his thoughts on "The Life of a Showgirl" and he's ready to throwdown! Then it's on to "KPOP DEMON HUNTERS" and Bad Bunny killin' on SNL in a very emotional way, after that Holden slithers off wrapped in his sweat soaked fartigan so MJ and Jackie can get on to HILARIA gettin' booted from DWTS, and Andy Richters gettin' showered in backhanded compliments, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 25min

You've Licked it Cold, Now Sip it Warm w/ Natalie Jean

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as our three hosts discuss Taytays latest release "The Life of a Showgirl" and in true Swift fashion, you're gonna have to listen to tomorrow's episode of "Second Helpings" for Holden's special take! Jackie brings news of what could be the world's first HOT ICE CREAM, coming from the author of Modelland, Tyra Banks! THE LOVE HAS GONE, we're talkin' 'bout that divorce again, TRIGGER WARNING, Sydney Sweeney is gross and dating Scooter Braun, then we got a list with the aggressive title of "I Genuinely Can NOT Look At These 24 Famous People the Same Way After Learning These Bizarre and Shocking Facts!", blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:02.740 (with MJ's Minute Munchie's at 1:18:50.509) til 1:22:42.001, plus even more hot goss' this week on Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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