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Jul 18, 2025 • 1h 19min

Second Helpings - LampJ

Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY!Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bout Jessica Biel's back, Jackie corners MJ into playing "Date Everything!". MJ's havin' an 80's summer and started watchin' cheers as promised! He also started Ultigaytum aka "Queer Ultimatum". Jackie's moved onto "Vanderpump Rules" and the juxtaposition of their 20's at that time v the Pumps 20's at that time. Gen Z hates skinny jeans and after what Suki Waterhouse went through they may have a point. Stevie Wonder had to come out and be like 'im blind for real, guys' because TikTok is destroying reasoning further and ain't no daaaaamn way. "Love Island" people are returning to the real world and learning about the insanity of the summer so far, including Labubu. Then MJ's here to let us suckle upon his teet of pop culture with the BLINDZ we all craved last episode! "Practical Magic 2" is currently being made, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos just wanted to let us all know they're still fuckin' and she thinks he's GROSS for wanting morning sex. Then Jackie cried 'cause we don't got no Superman, but she said it's a great movie! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jul 17, 2025 • 1h 8min

World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean

This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends with two drifters off to see the world.  A shocking truth is revealed about the "Real Housewives SLC" cast, Jackie introduces Natalie to the adult dating sim "Date Everything", and Jackie calls for more fae lego. Candace Cameron Bure claims sons 45 minute sermon saved her marriage, and Jackie learned that you can't change your AMC Stubs photo for a year after uploading one complete with a vampiric stare, plus in more AMC news they are adding ads in between the trailers now before films!?! Then a physically painful list of 'Famous People Who Suffered Horrifying Consequences From Black Market Cosmetic Procedures', no MJ means no BLINDZ til 'Second Helpings', and finally Jackie's Snackies starts at 57:22.854 and ends at 1:04:38.501!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jul 11, 2025 • 1h 16min

Second Helpings - All Natural Takis

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep into 'The Ultimatum: Queer Love', while MJ's chunkin' his way through 'Sinners' (on MAX) between naps, spoiler heavy chat about 'The Rehearsal', 'I'm Glad My Mom Died' is becoming a show but thankfully Jennette McCurdy is producer AND showrunner with Jennifer Aniston playing the mom, the Paul Reubens doc will give tears and rage, AND SO MUCH MOOOOORE!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jul 11, 2025 • 1h 22min

Summer of Fun? w/ Carolina Hidalgo

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own attempted hot dog eating champ Carolina Hidalgo as Jojo Siwa serenades P7 with Betty Davis Eyes and the return of the man stands where land meets horizon, Joey Chestnut, in the episode we all wanted complete with a Siwupdate, Tori Spelling's ex husband Dean McDermott micromanaged her cooking in the kitchen and she needed a TWO YEAR BREAK from cookin, and Carolina reports a kitchen nightmare of her own! A short Grey's Anatomy breakdown from Carolina, then a condensed version of The List of 'The 50 Best One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s', Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:03:47.302 with an MJ's Munchie Minute at 1:10:22.000, and ends at 1:18:19.774!!! AND MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jul 4, 2025 • 1h 11min

Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake

Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at home when visitin' the towers memorial. Orlando Bloom's goin' through his 'teenager who just discovered philosophy' phase while in splitsville from Katy Perry. One of the people on 'Love Island' is actively ghosting another cast member and that's insanely awkward. Jackie has many, many feelings regarding the villa on 'Love Island', and MJ is here to give the space Jackie needs. The reunion for 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' was E M O T I O N A L. MJ highly recommends 'My Mom Jayne' if you're wantin' to bawl. Travis Kelce is join' Lea Michele in the anti-Book IT club, Vinny ain't the Vinny we remember, AND SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jul 3, 2025 • 1h 28min

They Shot Orlando Bloom's Exwife Into Space w/ Jake Young

Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included.WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyone that 'Money Can't Buy Ya' ClAsSsSSsSSSS (elegance is earned)'The invitations? Tacky. The outfits? Tacky. The guest list? Tacky. But Orlando Bloom was there provin' he don't walk the talk (but he was takin' walks with Sydney Sweeney between her dancin' with Tom Brady!!), and Katy Perry wasn't, AND THEY'VE OFFICIALLY SPLIT! Which has Jackie and MJ feelin' a bit bad as her life unfolds around her. HOPE YA DID YA HOMEWORK! We're talkin' 'bout them red baggers on Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. Then it's time for everyone to be let down and reminded what reality tv REALLY IS, as the newest Golden Bachelor proves it might not be 'all men', but FUCK the ones that are! Then we've got 'Celebrity Controversies That Vanished From Public Memory, But These Fans Are STILL WEIRDLY FIXATED ON THEM!', Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:13:38.721 and ends at 1:25:52.811!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jun 28, 2025 • 1h 14min

Second Helpings - We've Given Up On Gempsy

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg!  MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" once again, and lets MJ know how much she's having to hold back on purchasing choir merch. Jackie's rollin' in the deep with 'Love Island' and there's no goin' back and that's not even MENTIONING all the drama bleedin' into the socials of the contestants, and then some more choir chat, including some Susan chat, as well as a very awkward encounter featuring a mom trying to play matchmaker. Jackie and MJ chat about the perk of losing weirdos interests with age, SECRET BAD KID TALK, MJ started the new season of 'The Bear' and agrees with the online chatter, HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT SECOND HELPINGS; watch Trainwreck: Poop Cruise!, AND MORE!!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 23min

Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week!  Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th anniversary, then some water park chat, (including Jackie's 'it's all condoms theory') and the NY Mayoral elections have celeb news aaaalllllll dried up. Jackie's got day of the week socks but now she's just worried about not wearing them on the right day, MJ reveals their current compression sock setup, and Ed tells the story of a TRIP to Bonnaroo leaving him with hobbit feet. Even more shark movie talk, including Ed's knowledge of Jaw's documentaries, and somehow EVEN MORE SHARKTALK! Then it's time for THE LIST of "Movie Facts That Are So Surprising and Interesting That You'll wanna Share Them WITH EVERYONNEEEE!!", Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:06:55.214 and ends at 1:14:00.817, with MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:11:09.861!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 19min

Second Helpings - Here to Dry Things Up w/ Kara Klenk

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV series, since that's what Jackie was gonna watch while taking ABBATH. But since she couldn't, she started TLC's new show 'Virgins' and bathed in her own tears. That slides into talk about the new teaser trailer for the Jeremy Allen White Bruce Springsteen pic comin' out, as well as chat about who is the current generations Bruce, and talk 'bout Bobby Flay and his tribune to the too young passed Anne Burrell. A new season of 'THE BEAR' droppin' soon solidifying it's gonna be another Jeremy Allen White summer, and Kara proudly announces she's not into rat bois! 'The Traitors' Season 4 cast has been revealed, and sadly the New York and Mary from Real Housewives leak was REAL FAKE, instead it's the Kelce bros warning 'bout mama Kelce, so here's hopin' for crop tops, daisy dukes, and beer bongs! Kara gets to have her Rain Man moment and show she's an excellent watcher of Real Housewives, there's now pizza vodka, and Gwen Stefani is promoting dangerous cooking habits all in the name of CONTENT so NO FOOD IS SAFE! Then a SECOND JACKIES SNCAKIES THIS WEEK (that starts at 1:05:22.576) thanks to a very generous listener while MJ continues to torture his colon via hot chip at 1:10:06.542 before it's time to get some PICKLE FISH to end Jackie's Snackie's at 1:16:57.916, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!ALSO! DON'T FORGET 'BOUT 'WHO'S THE BITCH?'S UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON OVER AT youtube.com/@whostheb JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Jun 19, 2025 • 1h 30min

It's Page Therapy This Week

This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears to be no songs about dads that aren't sad dad or sexy dad, MJ remembers catalogues from yesteryear full of items that you could never possibly afford, and then talk 'bout the risin' trend of "raw doggin" everyday life; including Rob Lowe's recent gym workout. The book "Spare" by Prince Harry is possibly making Meghan Markle too humanized and now we're RUNNIN' OUT OF CELEBRITIES TO MAKE FUN OF UGH, Legolas seems to be preparing for a not so Unexpected Journey, and he did NOT want Katy to go to space. Jackie and MJ prove they're Sally Ride or Dies with a shoutout to the departed astronaut and her partner, who finally got permission to reveal their relationship 10 days before passing. For better or worse Sabrina Carpenter is makin' waves with her new albums PR campaign, and Jackie says 'Dangerous Animals' is great, despite not being about a hybrid shark man murderer, Jackie wants to talk about 'The Materialist', but it's full of spoilers so it's comin' after Jackie's Snackies! THEN WE GOT A LIST of '12 Musicians Who Tried Acting and FLOOOOPPPEEEDDD' (Thanks for THE LIST, Steven!), the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:08:25.197 - 1:15:06.559 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:04.469 AND 🚨 SPOILER ALERT🚨  SPOILER ALERT🚨 SPOILERS FOR THE MATERIALIST START AT 1:15:06.559🚨 AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS WEEK'S SECOND HELPINS WITH KARA KLENK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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