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This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently  said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me", Alec Baldwin drove HILARIA's car into a tree with his bro Stephen, and in more HILARIAAAAA news she's started her, how you say, "woe is me" campaign after being voted off DWTS. Julia Roberts shared that Oprah shipped her baby gifts to her remote home in dead of night via private delivery trucks, Katy P was seen kissin' Justin Trudeau on a yacht, plus child groomer and "apology" video savant Colleen Ballinger has started her Swifty era by sharing her love for "CANCELLED!." Aubrey Plaza dresses as a Christmas Witch each Halloween to scare kids, A List (that's definitely NOT The Epstein List) of more wildly shockin' celeb facts you that maybe YOU didn't knoooooow ICAN'TBELIEVETHATTHEY'RETRUUUUEEE, blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:57.338 with a mushin' mashin' of MJ's Minute Munchies til 1:16:42.850, plus even more HAWT goss' this week on Page 7Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their Taylor Swift Fartigan, as he gives his thoughts on "The Life of a Showgirl" and he's ready to throwdown! Then it's on to "KPOP DEMON HUNTERS" and Bad Bunny killin' on SNL in a very emotional way, after that Holden slithers off wrapped in his sweat soaked fartigan so MJ and Jackie can get on to HILARIA gettin' booted from DWTS, and Andy Richters gettin' showered in backhanded compliments, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as our three hosts discuss Taytays latest release "The Life of a Showgirl" and in true Swift fashion, you're gonna have to listen to tomorrow's episode of "Second Helpings" for Holden's special take! Jackie brings news of what could be the world's first HOT ICE CREAM, coming from the author of Modelland, Tyra Banks! THE LOVE HAS GONE, we're talkin' 'bout that divorce again, TRIGGER WARNING, Sydney Sweeney is gross and dating Scooter Braun, then we got a list with the aggressive title of "I Genuinely Can NOT Look At These 24 Famous People the Same Way After Learning These Bizarre and Shocking Facts!", blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:02.740 (with MJ's Minute Munchie's at 1:18:50.509) til 1:22:42.001, plus even more hot goss' this week on Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more contentious than previously thought! MJ and Gideon are tryin' to find somethin' between a Hocus Pocus and Hereditary to enjoy for their 31 for 31 as true life horrors are just too much this year, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco got maaaarried but all the news could talk about was Taylor Swift being there right before "The Life of a Showgirl" dropped, Jackie's in Season 2 of Hannibal and it's SPICY HAWT. It's FAT BEAR WEEK! JLO opened up about the DIVORCE and how the greatest love story ever told fell apart, "Everybody Loves Raymond" is havin' a 30th reunion and MJ is just TOO excited, and speakin' of 30 year old shows, Debbe Dunning from "Home Improvement"'s show within a show "Tool Time" has said Tim Allen has always been a fuckwad. Faith from Buffy, Eliza Douche, missed the "Bring It On" reunion because she was WORKIN', and in DWTS news HILARIA goes on and on and on and on about herself while GLEB just looks miserable, Robert Irwin took off his shirt to unleash some Australian Thunder and everyone asked him to put it back on, and even more DWTS chatter! Plus MJ and Jackie agree if ya ain' watchin' season 2 of Peacemaker, you better get on IT and even more!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ears with a preview of her choir parts and the fabulous news that she has applied for a "Special Moment" in her "woke" choir! Then they discuss how they WON'T be performing for a nation that's recently beheaded journalists unlike everyone at the Riyad Comedy Festival. HEARTBREAK DOESN'T FEEL GOOD IN A PODCAST LIKE THIS, Keith Urban has filed for separation from Nicole Kidman, Leonardo DiCaprio went on "New Heights" and revealed in the long ago time of the 1990's his name was considered too "ethnic" and he was asked to change his name to Lenny Williams, apparently Benicio del Toro was nearly renamed Benny Del, and Bad Bunny has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer! Sherri Shepherd once went to jail cause she thought the rapture (not the most recent one) was comin' and stopped payin' those bills, Costco just released a giant 5 ft advent calendar filled with Lindt chocolate! Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Got Brutally Honest About Their Wild Diet and Exercise Regiments For Movies And It's Making MY INSIDES HHHHOOIIIITTTT", some blinds that may OR may NOT be true, and a Jackie's Snackies at 1:09:06.878 to kick off this sp0o0o0o0okie snackie season, then this MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:23.920 til 1:19:22.300 courteous of a listener and Buc-ee's. All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks they might watch the new Charlie Sheen produced Charlie Sheen documentary, Jackie gives her feedback on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, the Rapture happened apparently, but no one was saved, and MJ finally watched Thunderbolts and very much recommends it! Monster Fuckers rejoice! The trailer for The Bride has dropped and Jackie feels SEEN, Harry Styles ran the Berlin marathon under a secret name and sets a good time, but it just makes MJ and Jackie think of Holden's bloody nipz. There's a cute Martin Short story but it's also a bit creepy cause lip readers are the only reason we know about it, a man trying to serve T Swift papers in the Justin Baldoni trial got ARRESTED for criminal trespass at Kelce's place and of course, Hilaria is SO brave and misunderstood, and you can hear more about it on her podcast she's dropping with her 11 year old! Violet Affleck spoke at the UN about Covid, and GOOD FOR THEM!!! MJ is pumped for the new Priscilla Presley memoir, and Mariah Carey was asked on CBS Good Morning with Gayle King about how she and her kids navigate coparenting with Cannon since he's got so many damn kids, and even more on this Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+ or Hulu account, James Van Der Beek who is fighting cancer, made a surprise appearance at the Dawson's Creek reunion benefit, Danielle Fishel and the cohost of her podcast go on the road and their rider is almost exactly the same as P7's, Rider Strong got called out for STINKY broccoli farts but they claim this is a LIE. Jackie bought tickets for her and Holden to the full movie of the official release party of "The Life of a Show Girl", Robert Irwin continues to be a little ball of delight on "DWTS", and Matthew McConaughey says get a queen size bed for the sake of ya marriage!  Then it's time for a list of Terrible Co-Stars Whose Bad On Set Behavior Range From Petulance to Genuinely ILLEGAAALLL!  Then Blinds, and a Jackie's Snackies with a  fruit-ful moment of fate and much like a nerds cluster, this MJ's Minute munchies is INSIDE Jackie's Snackies plus Jake is introducing his OWN NEW SEGMENT INVOLVING DRINKS, running from 1:14:55.181 - 1:29:47.741! All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the tip, "Dancing with the Stars" is a shining beacon of light complete with an extra crispy HILARIA! Keepin' with DWTS, MJ is worried Jen Affleck is Dancin' too soon after poppin', but Steve Irwin's son Robert is killin' it! "The Pitt" star Noah Wyle challenged the medical scrubs company FIGS to make a tuxedo as comfy as the scrubs while he was on the red carpet at the the Gotham Awards, and he debuted it at the Emmys! Emmy host Nate Bargatze attempted to keep speech length in check by removing money from a $100,000 donation for each speech that went over (it did not work. at all.), and Season Six of "Real Housewives of SLC" has dropped along with Meredith Marks tour dates for her DDDDD-DJ set in LA, BITCHES! Nick Cannon makes the most obvious statement ever about why he had 12 kids, Cheryl Blossom on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast responded to KJ APAs claims about fuggin, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in.  The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.