
Page 7
Page 7 is the Last Podcast Network's pop culture sleepover. Every week, Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel talk TV, movies, music, and just enough celebrity gossip for you to understand what your coworkers are talking about.
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Apr 25, 2025 • 1h 9min
Second Helpings - The High Holy Holidaze
Jackie and MJ are back for this post Springsgiving Second Helpings! Talkin' 'bout "America's Psychic Challenge" and the beautifully tacky psychic and magic docuseries of the 90's of 2000's that have Jackie WANTING TO BELIEVE, then Jackie get's into how hawt she got for the double dose of Michael B. Jordon in "Sinners", but before she can finish MJ tries to move things along to Season 2 of "Andor" on Disney+. Elizabeth Hurley opens up about her relationship with Billy Ray Cyrus and her... close working relationship with her OWN son, a whole new swam of celeb books are headed our way, and MJ and Jackie break down Kim K's totally understated Easter celebration for her kids, that really shows she's just like us. Ben Affleck shoots down his son's request for 6,000 dollar Dior Air Jordan 1's, AND SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 24, 2025 • 1h 28min
Vow Renewal - The Trash In Space w/Ed Larson
This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Ham Daddy himself Ed Larson to discuss that hot goss', including Steven Tyler's daughter ratting him out when it comes to the reason for all those bandanas, but the true question is how did no one see him shoveling pills into his gaping maw on stage, Jackie and Ed get into them ole Tallahassee days, and Ed reveals that he's hung with John Stamos a bunch, John Stamos put on a bald cap in solidarity of Uncle Joey because ya' can't shave hair plugs! Gayle King has now beat Katy Perry does dumbest crew member and now we're apparently putting trash in space ala a Futurama plot line and Wendy's as well as Martha Stewart joins in on with everyone on bullying Katy Perry until Daddy Bezos asked them to stop. Lady Gaga dropped a new album but tickers are INSANE, Jackie hits us with a list full of actors everyone thought were gonna be tooooo ooooolllllddd, then in a bonus list, Eddie reveals the top celebs he's gotten high with, then its time for BLIIINDZ and Jackies Snackies, with 7Up Endless Summer, as well as regional chips and a dip recipe from a listener, and a call for YOUR regional snacks! Are you in Florida!? Eddie may be headed your way! Check out his tour dates on EddieTunes.com! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 18, 2025 • 1h 13min
Second Helpings - LEGALIZE ZOFRAN
This week on Second Helpings MJ fills Jackie in on how they have personally taken the Second Helpings lifestyle to heart, and Jackie is preppin' for the union of Friendsgiving and 4/20 on Sunday! Jackie reveals her plans for reeducation of the youth via Forrest Gump. Gayle King is now lord of space, and Jackie gives a rundown of the new season of "Black Mirror." MJ and Jackie are hackin' through "Hacks", and John Mulaney has a new live talk show on Netflix, and Jackie ponders why "The Accountant 2" got made. Jojo Siwa is doin' great despite the recent run in with a tattered leather jockstrap, which leads to a convo about pronouns, and Jackie gives a revew of "Warfare" and MJ asks for suggestions on what to see in theatre, and Adam pops in to help! Cameron Diaz shares some dirty secrets, Jackie gets spooked, AND MORE!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 17, 2025 • 1h 16min
Vow Renewal - He's MY Queer Icon w/ Holden McNeely
LPN Funhouse's very own HIGH Chancellor, and resident Male Feminist, Holden McNeely crashes the SLUMBA PARTAH to goss' 'bout women goin' to space, Jackie's pro-anything that gest Katy Perry as far as away from Earth as POSSIBLE and Kesha seems to be feelin' the same way, speaking of which Katy Perry Warning at 6:55.211 and it's VERY STEM Science GIRL POWER, but back on this beautiful blue marble it's finally OVER, 'The Baldwins' season (series? lord hopes) finale plays on just in time for COOOOOACHEEELLLLAAAA! With jump suited Benson Boone bringing out, like, some dude named Brian Mayes? or whatever and they played 'Bohemian Rhapsody' then The Internet got upset people didn't know who the crusty old man was, HOLDEN IS ALMOST ONE OF 'THE SCUNGILLED', Gaga's new album has Jackie screaming praise about it at strangers in the street and her set was just as impressive, Holden's suggestin' all the BLACKPINK solo albums, Bernie Sanders being at Coachella WASN'T a sundandrugfueled hallucination, Aimee Lou Wood was seen crying at Coachella and rumor has it that it was SNL bein' RUDE, Jackie tried both 'White Lotus' coffee creamers which leads to the reveal she was gonna be the new face of Crockpot campaign until OOPS a plot point on 'This Is Us' KILLED that. Then it's time for a list of bizarre, true stories behind the most popular music EVAAAAAAAAAAA, 'LPN FUNHOUSE' RETURNS MAY 1ST FOR BIG PAPA HENRY'S BDAY and it is going to be upsetting, Jackie's Snackies warning at 1:00:04.550 til 1:09:06.926, AND SO MUCH MORE ON THIS WEEK'S P7VR!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 12, 2025 • 1h 13min
Second Helpings - Pepperoni Pearls
'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wanna push through the sadness to read the newly announced CRUSHING memoir that will NOT be on Celeb Readies, 'The Baldwins' are filling Jackie with a poison that the only cure is to spew it forth as they discuss HILARIA being a True Blue American by pushing the age-old capitalist idea of monetizing every hobby you ever have on your kids, and working Alec into an early(ish) grave while they finally show one of their helpers faces on screen, Mickey Rourke continues being a disgusting bigot on 'Big Brother (UK)' as he harasses JoJo Siwa and lucks out that she knows throwing a right hook on a 72 year old would (unjustly) get blasted everywhere, 'The Naked Gun' remake trailer looks more like an action film with Liam Neeson in the lead and Jackie is PUMPED, there is an absolute abomination against mankind itself currently available for the weekend at ONE specific, off the path Pizza Hut in NYC and MJ is begging for someone to take that Plant Based Gelatinous Substance bullet for 'em, Jackie and Geoff raced through season 3 of 'Love on the Spectrum', the charge nurse on 'The Pitt' has Jackie and MJ turnin' into neckbeards like werewolves in the full moonlight, they're both finally divin' into 'Hacks' and that only took basically everyone telling them how good it was, ALERT ALERT OLIVE GARDEN HAS BEEN DETHRONED AS TOP CASUAL DINING SPOT IN U.S. ALERT ALERT Olympus has fallen, discussion of the discourse around 'White Lotus' right now, Coffee Mate made sure to let everyone know THEY didn't know about the ending before they collabed for a Piña Colada Liquid Non-Dairy Creamer, 'Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing' is absolutely not for everyone but everyone SHOULD be thinking about the subject, Jackie really enjoyed 'Everybody's Live with John Mulaney', AND SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 10, 2025 • 1h 25min
Vow Renewal - Which Bitch Are You Gonna Taste? w/ Kara Klenk
UH-OH! This week's sleepover is about to get a LIL' BITCHY UP IN HERE as LPN's resident 'Bitch From Another W.I.T.C.H' Kara Klenk drops by to reminisce of days gone by spent with her now husband while MJ's reminiscing about their brothers old, toxic, rooftop pisshole in NYC, and Jackie's OBSESSED with the new 'Lady Gaga Fun Mouth Sounds' album! But speaking of toxic pissholes, in a move which surely leaves everyone grosser and in need of a shower, Rumer Willis opens up about still taking baths with her sisters, Steve Irwin's son, Robert Irwin, is 21 years old now and wants everyone to see his anaconda. While on the subject of the lineage of beloved TV hosts, Kara has hot goss' on Neil 'Smokedagrass' Tyson getting a much needed HUMBLIN' during 'Celebrity Jeopardy', then it's time for some 'White Lotus' spoilers! Starting around 24:13 and ending around 47:25, next up is a list of 'Celebrity Parenting Rules That Make Either A Ton of Sense Or Very Little Sense', BLINDZ with 'Quickdraw Jackie' - the fastest gossip slinger of the West! Finally, misophoniacs and anti-Kardashianists beware, you're in for a scare! Jackie's Snackies is back and runs from 1:09:04.396 til about 1:21:04.541. All that, AND MORE on this week's P7VR! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 4, 2025 • 1h 13min
Second Helpings - Ringo Starr Chair Picture
Jackie's teeth Tony is a whistlin', parentfluencers are shillin' a 3 figure box that tells your kids a story without a screen (aka a RADIO), Chappell Roan is PREACHING 'bout havin' kids too young, and the newest Baldwin episode is literally just about a rug and not worth missing the opera for, so Jackie gives a 5 second (too long possibly) synopsis. 'The Studio' is great and filled with stars, and worth payin' for Apple TV, it's dropping weekly and there's 3 eps right now. Jackie recommends 'Midcentury Modern', a new sitcom on Hulu starring Nathan Lane that's essentially 'Golden Girls' with gay men. 'The Pitt' demands your full attention and your full tear ducts RIGHT. NOW. but 'Death of a Unicorn' DOES NOT. There's 4 Beatles movies bein' created by Sam Mendez that all intersect for a "bingeable" theatre experience, which leads to a possible sighting of a giant Liverpool lap lizard, a film based on Britney Spear's memoir 'The Woman Inside Me', and JoJo Siwa is pulling a Gene Simmons with a personal assistant VIP package, but at least her comes with a ticket to the show. Mike White of 'White Lotus' has kicked up a mess by going on terminal weirdo and transphobe Andrew Sullivan's podcast, 'Love on the Spectrum' Season 3 dropped and accidentally kept Jackie from sleepin', Cardi B's kid drew on her $60,000 bag BECAUSE CELEBS ARE JUST LIKE US! Rambo nearly ruined an impromtru Jackie's Snackies as his final act before he started checkin' Sundae the Black Lab's Instagram from the sky, Jackie goes over a list of April Fool's Day products, but sadly Snooki's fried pickle ice cream isn't one of them. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Apr 3, 2025 • 1h 27min
Vow Renewal - Live in Fear w/ Natalie Jean
This week's slumba partah is being crashed by Page 7's big sister and resident DJ Tanner, Natalie Jean as we dive right into 'Hollywood Demons', '7th Heaven's' pedo problem and the true wronged party in 'Mrs. Doubtfire', the indoctrination of Disney Vacation eps of 90's sitcoms, Amy Sherman-Palladino had a mysterious event that Jackie and Natalie chose to skip for fear of an 'Eyes Wide Shut' situation that turned out to be a panel discussion with some of the heads of the creators work which leads to some ghost fuckin' talk that has Natalie accessing her inner weeb because TECHNICALLY CASPER IS 200 YEARS OLD, Andrew Lloyd Webber created the Phantom sequel no one asked for, Fran Drescher has a hotation and Jackie used to get sandwiches from a killer, Chet Hanks and his band have put out a song and video 'Something Out West' that Jackie gives a general taste of, Momtok Talk now has MJ emersed in Ruby Frankie, then a list of 'Adults In Teen Movies Who Were Right!', followed by BLINDZ that no one wants to believe (UGH, LOVE IS DEAD), and then it's time (1:14:26 / 1 hr 14 min 26 sec TIL 1:23:24 / 1 hr 23 min 24 sec) to be Snackfluenced by Jackie's Snackies! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Mar 28, 2025 • 1h 11min
Second Helpings - STAY PRAYED UP
GET UR BIBS ON AND GRAB A SPOON, Jackie and MJ are back to serve up some sloppy, slimy leftovers to (hopefully) satisfy all your quivering, begging earholes! MJ's livin' their best life with back to back 'The Pitt' episodes and 'Temptation Island' (2025 The Reboot) per Jackie's suggestion. White Lotus was an experience for all those watching and got everyone sayin' 'I've been fucked up....But I ain't ever been THAT fucked up', but Gud Pud Jackie probably enjoyed it ps SPOILERYNESS STARTS AROUND 11:40 til 27:00 (I think that's it?) In a similarly mortifying fashion, Gwen Stefani is partnering with a bunch of other uber religious celebs to release a Jesus app called 'Hallow' that'll help you 'STAY PRAYED UP' with Mark Wahlberg!.......for $9.99 a month. MJ loves Season 1 'Severance' and Jackie's saying Season 2 is just as good, regardless of reviews. The most recent season of 'Love Is Blind' has conservatives foaming at the mouth because of two female contestants drawing the line at hateful religions, a listener gave Jackie a complex by letting them know that Benny Blanco is a bad bad man because he....ruined Maroon 5? More? Sabrina Carpenter keeps unjustly getting shit as well as praise for being 'too sexy', and if that ain't just a summation of being a female presenting human for the past ~12000 years. This delves into a deeper conversation of why the responsibility of raising a generation of girls was placed upon a teenage Britney Spears shoulders when all she wanted to do was sing and dance. Sabrina also collaborated with the one and only Dolly Parton to release a new version of 'Please, Please, Please' with a MV that tells the rest of the tale from the first video! Jennifer Coolidge is braggin' 'bout gettin' laid from her acting roles and now she's attracted to deeply unavailable meeeeeeen. Jackie gives a positively glowing review of 'Best in Show' with suggestion to watch any movie by Christopher Guest, and the bad reviews just keep rollin' in as 'The Baldwins' puts everyone to sleep. And it's not just from the nitrous from their child armies pediatric dentist office.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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Mar 27, 2025 • 1h 15min
Vow Renewal - Tom Kenny, Don't You Break My Heart w/ Travis Irvine
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's very own political papa Travis Irvine! MJ asks Travis how he deals with the politics right now and not wanting to die, and Travis reveals his secrets! Stanley Tucci got asked by delish if he could only dine at one chain restaurant for the rest of his life and he said "I'd rather not" cause he hates 'em all. Tina Fey was a guest on Amy Poehler's podcast and brought up how much it bothers her when rich people have side hustles that are just cash grabs and erryone is talkin' bout it. A dying man got his wish to be buried in a Snickers inspired coffin that say's "I'M NUTS" on the side, and Jackie learns of a startling new study on hot dogs. A List full of weird fears, the Blinds, AND GET YA CRUNCH ON WITH JACKIES SNACKIES! Plus so much more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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