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This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, erryone's got the lame kinda acid, broccoli-topped zoomers invade the Murderfist Reunion, Taylor Swift continues to competently dominate all media on her grand accession to power of a global government she will surely impose, Olivia Rodrigo is apparently terrified of birds!?, for some reason "caviar bumps" are becoming a thing, AND DON'T FORGET THE FINAL (FOR NOW) LIVE SHOWS, a quick reminder of the death machines that birds are, SOMEONE MADE A CHICKEN TRANSLATOR!?, Hallmark announces 42 holiday movies for this year!!!, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: DID THEY SABOTAGE JIMMY FALLON!?!? A List full of DANGEROUS PROPS, DA BLINDZ, them SHOUTZZ AND EVEN MOOOOORE!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are still sweatin' out that Austin Powers Fever but that ain't gonna stop them from gossin' 'bout catchin' hands from A24's Talk to Me, a brief update on the WizBru and Page 7 Tour featuring tattoos from great KAY BOAK and Kitty Konniption as well as Holden finally being able to wank freely in the hotel thanks to covid and Jackie accidentally getting a frozen forehead, Drew Barrymore disappointing us all, Joe Jonas getting called out for bein' a sneaky snake during his divorce to Sophie Turner, The Riverdale Finale changing how Jackie thinks about life!?, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Has The Simpsons Known About Tom Cruise's Fish Fuckin' Since the Early 90's??, a behind the music style list, da blinds, Shoutzz and MOOOORE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and cable packages would make or break relationships and everyone was gettin' hopped up on TIGER BLOOD! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jackie FINALLY joining the Croc family, an old man (Holden) yells about teenage hairstyles (looking at you Broccoli Heads), why is everyone divorcin' in 2023!? Holden lays out his plan for reproductive rights for "people" under 25, Last Podcast on the Left makes it into USA Today, Eras headin' to the theaters, Kanye and Bianca's oral adventure on a boat in Venice (which resulted in a lifetime ban), Burning Man becoming a 7 square mile open air toilet and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Doja Cat Playing the Long Game?? An origin story filled List, da Blindz and the SHOUTZZZ and MOREEEE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pain, MJ discovered the existence of sad bois via the "When I Come Around" music video, and BASKETBALL JACKIE REIGINED SUPREME (and learned some problematic life lessons)! Toy Story sets the stage for a CGI dynasty, Blues Travelers ruled the airwaves with an iron harmonica, a small website named Amazon sold its first book, Nickelodeon and MTV were droppin' classics, OJ's gloves did NOT fit AND SO MUCH MORE IN THIS 95 REWINDDDDD!!!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBERALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHERand one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather round the screen to talk about our thoughts on the FINAL EPISODE OF RIVERDALE BAAAABY!!!AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE, COME WHATEVERWE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Holden lays out a new offer to anyone out there with Eras tickets, Atlanta wins Beyonce's Everybody On Mute Challenge, Taryn Manning lets everyone know she's been rimming a married man (and buying him a boat), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was Riverdale Written By Canadian Artificial Intelligence In Order To Destabilize the US??, A "hilarious" List filled with Celebrity Puns, Blindzzzz and SHOUTZ! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.