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This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie reveals she was too busy with Geoff and her Popcorn Fleshlight Bucket at the Dune re-release but that didn't stop her from crying while watching Tay and Trav BE IN LOVE, out of touch Super Bowl ads, Nickelodeon's augmented coverage of the Super Bowl, JOIN PAGE 7 AT TWITCH.TV/HOLDENATORSHO ON FRIDAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL JACKIN'! 6pm EST/3pm PST MJ will join later in the stream for their BIRTHDAY!!!!! and a monumental watch along of 'This Is Me...Now: A Love Story', Kim Petras drops SLUTPOP MIAMI, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curse of the Celebrity Cake Bakers?! A list that had Holden and MJ S H O O K, a relatable blind, shouts and more!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their own Grammys that we can all agree would be far superior, Tay-Tay brings home best album for 'Midnights' and drops her NEW ALBUM ART AND TRACK LIST, no one can own Eras, quick Crescent City check-in: Jackie's dislocating her jaw and devouring it (MAAS BABIES RISE UP), Billy Joel premieres new song at The Grammys, T. Swift did NOT snub Celine Dion on stage, Fantasia absolutely kills Tina Turner Proud Mary tribute, Lizzo denied motion to dismiss, Jackie gushes over boygenius, Flavor Flav is charming Holden's pants off, shout outs to Phoebe Bridgers for calling out disgusting former Grammys CEO Neil Portnow, everyone's been saying Timothée (and everything else) wrong, Tom Kenny is NOT the SpongeBob shacking up with Ariana Grande, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Sydney Sweeney a LIAR?!?! A list to hide from actors and BLINDZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and revenge, book talk up talk with Crescent City book 3 droppin' this past Monday and brief talk on American Nightmare (Jackie recommends) after MJ reveals they're a beach read bitch, Taylor is headin' to the Superb Owl and some Football talk around 12:10, but if you skip it you'll miss how the Dems have weaponized Taylor Swift in a plot against the GOP to radicalize football fans to Vote4Joe, Hillary Pokemon Goes and gives her opinion on the Barbie Scandal, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion BEEF TALK, Ruby Rose gets death threats because people thought she was Rubi Rose and Nicki thanks Ben Shapiro for teaming up with WHITE BOY himself Tom MacDonald to aurally assault the world, the Mark Norman standup show being stopped turns out to be a PR stunt and so was the furry attack on Tyra Banks, a preview of what we'll be talkin' 'bout on LEFTOVERS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: These personal celeb anecdotes from listeners!!! Da List, BLINDZ and SHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wants a magician film PERIOD, ⚠️ NEW JLo movie This Is Me...Now: A Love Story ⚠️ pause around 1358 and WATCH THIS to prep for the coming watchalong event in February!, first ep of the new Buffy watchalong available on patreon for all levels!, MJ and Jackie fell in love with the same person, at the same time and that would be G Flip and their beautiful cover of 'Cruel Summer', THERE'S A BABY ON THE LOOSE, Jackie approves of Napoleon regardless of what anyone thinks!, Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons in new biopic, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman?!?!, a list of animal actor facts that are still sad and Holden's losing his MIND with these blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red meat, Jackie faces the allegation that her and Geoff are SWINGBAITERS, Holden's nemesis takes time away from licking doughnuts (WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN) lets everyone know she's REALLY into SpongeBob, Sofia Vergara does NOT put up with an interviewer making fun of her accent, some old fashioned Page 7 90 Day Talk, MJ gets into The Godfather, THE Mean Girls Musical actress Renee Rapp is letting it rip on press tour (btw FUCK YOU BUDDY), Mia Goth gets sued by an extra for abuse and it's mixed on if she could do it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Sir Ian McKellen hook up with the bassist from My Chemical Romance in 2004?!?, a list of SECRET MuSiC fAcTsSsSsSs, a blind FIRST and SHOUT OUUUUTS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife and peepin' on nudey gobs in Baldur's Gate 3. SOMETHING HAPPENS IN SALTBURN!!! Calvin Klein has blessed our 2024 with a gift of an ad, Jacob Elordi ate a bunch of bacon to be Elvis and Gideon doesn't get all these Elvis references, Holden sure knows a lot about the new Ariana Grande single for someone who doesn't like her.......Jackie keeps coming back to the gift from CK, sexy purring horses show up at some point, remember to never see the joke BEFORE The Hog, Jackie contends that The Iron Claw was NOT sexy, GOLDEN GLOBES BREAKDOWN Y'ALL! Jo Koy panicked during his monologue like he was at an open mic night and NEVER THROW YOUR WRITERS UNDER THE BUS, Holden and MJ are at odds on T Swifts response to The Joke, a whole new category was created for Barbie, Cillian Murphy had something on his face, Christopher Nolan got toasty and roasty in a Peloton class and Holden's all for it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Timothée Chalamet give Chlamydia to half of NYU!?, a list of lists, a blind that can't be believed and SHOUT OUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday memories! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Shane MacGowan's funeral got everybody in the church dancin', Panera Bread's D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Charged Lemonade keeps making headlines, Jackie is now a converted shower pisser and gives a Pissgate update, Holden goes Full Dad, Taylor Swift is a billionaire based only on music releases and hit a new high on her carbon footprint #GIRLBOSS, Jwow asks everyone to enter her Heavenly Flower, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT ANNUAL WATCH ALONG, Doritos launches a mystery cheese liqueur, Jackie begins her Single White Femaling of Holden with her first car purchase, CHRISTMAS SHOES TAKES TO TIKTOK, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Hugh Jackman dating Queer Eyes Antoni!?!, Da List, AND SHOUTZzZZzzZZz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is bringin' the Family Values! Whamageddon is explained, SantaCon NYC rips through the streets and leaves sorrow and pain in its path DESPITE MJ's claims, Mariah Carey celebrates her love of Jackie Zebrowski and (I guess) 1 BILLION streams of her song All I Want For Christmas Is You on Spotify by wearing a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED Prada bucket hat, Holden's simple request is overridden by Jackie, MJ had to explain 80's humor to the babies and Freddy improved Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree, Holden's still hold(en)ing strong that he didn't shit in the shower, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird?!?, a seasonally appropriate list, shouts AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for the yearly watchalong (And specialty cocktail reveal!) of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th at 5pm PST/8pm EST and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.