Night Classy

Hayley teaches a lesson on bounty hunters which of course includes the queen bee bounty hunter, Dog. We don’t want to give Dog too much attention, as bounty hunting in other countries is just called kidnapping, but we do love his hair. Next, Kat lectures on one of the 80’s most iconic hacking incidents: the Max Headroom case. It may have been an inside job- which by the way Hayley loves, but only when she’s not part of them.  Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley covers a chilling cold case and once again proves that internet sleuths are more useful than police. Then, we take a not-at-all brief intermission to have our first fight. Friendships were destroyed, relationships shattered, all over years-old spoilers. Hayley and Alec literally don’t know how Harry Potter ended. Someone take their millennial cards. After that abomination, Kat graciously decides to remain on the podcast long enough to teach a lesson on fake psychics. Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Kat has the privilege of telling the life story of horse-papaw Samuel Garland. Samuel was a member of the US 10th Cavalry Regiment and an early settler of Nicodemus- he really was goin’ around startin’ towns. Next, Hayley teaches us about Tupperware and the woman behind its success, (and the reason we get to enjoy leftovers) Brownie Wise. We thank Brownie Wise for her sassy use of ellipses and extend a big middle finger to Earl Tupper for his misogyny.  Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Today on TLC’s A Rabbit Story Hayley teaches a lesson on Mary Toft. Mary astonished eighteenth century medical doctors by giving birth to rabbits- or at least chunks of dismembered rabbits. A woman’s body really is a mystery. Then, Kat tells the peculiar story of Dr. OC Smith. Dr. Smith, a respected medical examiner known for conducting autopsies on homicide victims, became the victim of a grisly crime himself…. Or did he?  PS we never did get our Chinese food :( Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy https://tennesseedeathpenalty.org/ Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Drinking The Koolaid is a podcast dedicated to the mysterious and hosts Cassidy and Amanda join Night Classy this week to teach two very mysterious lessons! Cassidy covers the strange mass death of birds within a one-mile radius of a small Arkansas town... aliens? Next, Amanda presents the Kentucky meat shower incident where mysterious meat fell from the sky... babies? Subscribe to Drinking The Koolaid to hear Kat and Hayley teach lessons on the mummified leg feud and chess boxing. Drinking The Koolaid Website Night Classy Website  

Kat covers Samantha Sally, an American woman who joined ISIS. Whether she joined by her own free will or was forced to by her husband is unclear, but what’s not unclear is Kat’s affinity for horses AND ringworm. Next, there’s some Houdini in this house, there’s some Houdini in this house because Hayley (former MHS prom queen c. 2015) teaches a lesson on the history of magicians!  Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley covers inventions that were created fully by accident. But what won’t be an accident is our new living room decorated with bubble wrap and luminol. Next, Kat tells us about some products that people are (arguably) way too obsessed with. Why are Birkin bags so expensive? Why must people cling to farmhouse chic? And why have sex on your children’s toys when Applebee’s bathrooms exist??! Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley teaches a lesson on spontaneous human combustion, AKA what happens every time we eat Chipotle. Next, Kat takes us on a learny journey to China where we learn about the life of one of the most successful pirate lords in history: Ching Shih.  Night Classy stands against Asian American Pacific Islander hate always, and especially in the wake of the recent shooting in Atlanta which targeted primarily Asian American women. Violence against the AAPI community has risen approximately 350% in recent months and we urge our listeners to take action. For more information and ways to help, visit stopaapihate.org.  Support the brands who support us!  For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. For 15% off your order of Boozy Bites visit boozybites.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Kat teaches a lesson on L’Inconnue de la Seine, an unidentified drowned girl who ended up setting beauty standards for a century. Next, Hayley teaches a lesson on past lives and we examine our own past lives as a colonial woman and her horse. Finally, don’t forget: niceness protects predators, but niceness also helps small businesses! This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Happy freaking birthday to us! Night Classy turned one year old, so we popped prosecco, drank the entire bottle before starting, and covered two incredible listener topics. Kat teaches a lesson on The Bermuda Triangle, complete with 80s song breaks, juicy coochie, and angry screaming about Chris Columbus. Next, Hayley covers black, trans, LGBTQ+ activist Marsha ‘Pay it no mind’ Johnson. Who among being a legendary advocate and American hero, was also “prone” to making her own clothes. Trans Lifeline US: (877) 565-8860 “Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for trans people.” Our Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021