

Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating
Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley
Jump into the world of business acquisitions with hosts Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley. We review real businesses for sale in each episode, providing expert insights, strategies, and tips to make savvy business moves like the pros. Perfect for entrepreneurs, investors, and anyone interested in buying and selling businesses.
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Jun 6, 2025 • 26min
From $1.5M Profit to Fire Sale: What Happened?
The hosts dive into a deeply personal seller's note from a struggling print-on-demand business, revealing dramatic financial and emotional turmoil. The current owner, once thriving, faces burnout and marital stress as profits plummet. They dissect the precarious financials and the heavy reliance on social media ads, questioning whether the business can be salvaged. The discussion also highlights the challenging landscape of valuing distressed businesses and the complexities of navigating ownership transitions. Is this a lesson or a lifeline for future buyers?

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Jun 3, 2025 • 31min
A Car Transport Company Grows Fast—Too Fast?
A New Jersey car hauling and truck repair business promises impressive revenue, but raises red flags about its sustainability. The hosts dissect its financials, questioning whether flashy numbers mask a lack of real equity. Personal car-shipping experiences add depth to their analysis. Discussion also covers the owner-operator model, the critical role of freight brokers, and the technological needs of small businesses in this sector. Ultimately, they emphasize the importance of industry knowledge to avoid costly pitfalls in acquisitions.

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May 30, 2025 • 34min
Buying a Quarry for $17M: A Rock-Solid Investment or Sinkhole?
The hosts explore a unique investment opportunity: a $17M Massachusetts quarry with impressive cash flow. They discuss the potential rewards and risks of asset-heavy business models, including the intricacies of USDA loans and government contracts. The conversation shifts to the interplay between stone demand and market dynamics, and the operational challenges quarries face. Plus, there's a delightful detour into the festive atmosphere of San Antonio's Fiesta, complete with amusing anecdotes about dressed-up dogs. It's a blend of business insight and cultural fun!

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May 27, 2025 • 24min
Anchorage’s Best Kept Secret: A Snow Biz with 40% Margins
Imagine owning a snow removal business in Alaska with a whopping $700K annual profit! The discussion delves into the operational challenges of this unique venture, emphasizing reliability and local community ties. It also explores Anchorage’s diverse business landscape and the impact of geographic isolation on opportunities. Find out how newcomers can navigate ownership transitions and the significance of community relations. Plus, insights on SBA financing reveal the evolving landscape for entrepreneurs in snowy regions!

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May 23, 2025 • 30min
$2.4M Brewpub for Sale: What Are We Thinking?
Would you invest $2.4 million in a brewpub? The hosts dissect a listing that raises eyebrows due to its questionable profitability and high asking price. They explore the intricacies of brewery licensing in New Mexico, discuss the current contraction in the brewpub industry, and question whether real estate is the real asset in play. With a deep dive into market rent assumptions and financial evaluations, the conversation highlights the challenges and opportunities within the business of brewing.

May 20, 2025 • 33min
Buying an Amazon FBA Business Amid Tariff Chaos
Dive into the compelling world of an Amazon FBA shower filter business raking in $10M revenue with a smart recurring revenue model. The discussion hinges on the looming impact of Chinese tariffs that could derail the deal. Financial complexities unfold, from SBA lending changes to navigating unpredictable market trends and supply chain fears. Explore innovative financing strategies and the unique challenges of establishing domestic manufacturing in a fluctuating economic landscape. It's a deep dive into both exciting opportunities and hidden risks!

May 16, 2025 • 31min
Buying a Mysterious Retail & Distribution Business in Orlando
Chelsea Wood from Acquisition Lab joins the discussion, shedding light on the intricacies of business acquisitions and the dynamics of potential buyers. The team dives into a mysterious $6.3M Florida natural products business, revealing the perplexities of its vague listing and questionable earnings claims. They tackle the impact of gender in M&A environments and explore the potential of software carve-outs. Plus, the conversation highlights the ups and downs of franchising and the importance of scrutinizing buyer qualifications.

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May 13, 2025 • 30min
Fire Suppression Business in NYC – Is It Worth the $1M Price Tag?
Travis Jamison, a savvy expert in business acquisitions, joins the hosts to evaluate a fire suppression business in NYC. They dissect the potential risks linked to heavy reliance on project-based income versus the stability of maintenance revenue. The conversation touches on the booming market driven by stricter fire regulations and the complexities of business valuation. They also consider the nuances of seller financing as an indicator of potential risks and who the ideal buyer might be, making this a captivating exploration of a unique investment opportunity.

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May 9, 2025 • 28min
They Want $3.75M for This Pool Club? Analyzing a 56x Earnings Deal
Travis Jamison, founder of Capital Pad, joins the discussion on a shocking swim club listing in New Jersey priced at 56 times its earnings. The team dives deep into the bizarre valuation, exploring the real estate angle and potential revenue challenges for seasonal clubs. They debate whether the worst listings might hide the best opportunities and share insights into investor matchmaking via Capital Pad. Plus, hear some lifeguard war stories and trivia from the Jersey Shore that add a fun twist to the serious investment talk!

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May 6, 2025 • 23min
Franchise Med Spa Investment Breakdown (2025)
The team explores a $4 million med spa franchise in San Antonio, analyzing its two locations and expansion prospects. They discuss the booming aesthetic market, focusing on the dynamics of injectables like Botox and the importance of personal connections in client relationships. Regulatory challenges and the potential for recurring revenue are key points too. Insights into market trends and strategies for growth highlight the resilience and promise of the med spa industry, painting a picture of both opportunity and complexity.


