

Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating
Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley
Jump into the world of business acquisitions with hosts Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley. We review real businesses for sale in each episode, providing expert insights, strategies, and tips to make savvy business moves like the pros. Perfect for entrepreneurs, investors, and anyone interested in buying and selling businesses.
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Oct 31, 2025 • 31min
Would You Pay $11M for Two Car Washes?
 The hosts analyze a compelling car wash deal in Virginia, listing for around $11 million. They debate whether this high price correlates more with real estate value than operational success. Discussions include labor challenges and the potential for redevelopment. They also explore the intricacies of SBA financing, highlighting how car wash models vary widely in profitability. Additionally, operational demands and environmental concerns add to the complexity of managing such businesses. It's a deep dive into the valuation of unique assets. 

Oct 28, 2025 • 38min
How Much Is a Hurricane Shutter Company REALLY Worth?
 This episode analyzes a hurricane shutter business with impressive financials, revealing its $1.3M profit and $1M in backlog. The hosts debate the seller's demand for compensation for work-in-progress and discuss seasonal financial trends. They highlight growth channels through innovative marketing and operational scaling, including remote estimating techniques. Key risks regarding customer contracts and warranties are examined, alongside the competitive landscape and market dynamics driving demand. A riveting exploration of business valuation and acquisition potential unfolds. 

10 snips
Oct 24, 2025 • 32min
$5M Mobility Business: Solid Franchise or Aging Market Risk?
 Connor Gross, a franchise industry professional and deal source, dives into a profitable mobility solutions franchise with three locations. The discussion highlights the unique services offered, such as stair lifts and ramps, and the diverse revenue streams from project-based sales and rentals. Connor explains the advantages of franchising, including buying power and support. They also explore market trends in aging-in-place solutions, financial evaluations, and the importance of due diligence by speaking to current franchisees. A cautious thumbs-up is given pending more insights. 

8 snips
Oct 21, 2025 • 23min
How Ghost Gear Tech Built a Paranormal Equipment Empire
 Dive into the spine-chilling world of ghost-hunting gear with a lucrative e-commerce business up for sale. The hosts discuss intriguing products like EMF detectors and spirit boxes, while dissecting their marketing strategies. They ponder the ethics of selling such items and how to reposition the brand as entertainment. Growth potential through influencer partnerships and engaging content is explored, alongside the feasibility of financing this unique venture. It's a Halloween treat filled with captivating insights on business and the paranormal! 

4 snips
Oct 17, 2025 • 32min
Would You Pay $16M for a Crypto News Site?
 The hosts dive into a jaw-dropping $16M listing for a crypto news media company claiming $6M in revenue. They explore the business's operation, discussing revenue streams like syndication and advertising. Traffic quality is debated, especially the significance of 25 million monthly impressions. The team composition raises eyebrows, with potential lean staffing strategies. Valuation is scrutinized, questioning if this asset really justifies its asking price. The talk wraps with insights on who might be suited to take on such a venture. 

12 snips
Oct 14, 2025 • 30min
Inside a $26M Industrial Inspection Device Company
 Chelsea Wood from Acquisition Lab dives into the intriguing world of a $26M industrial inspection device company, ‘Project Lucid.’ She discusses the complexities of IP ownership and the implications of exclusive distribution rights. The conversation heats up around the $5M liquidity requirement and its signals about equity needs. The panel debates the competitive advantages contributing to high EBITDA and explores who the ideal buyers might be, emphasizing strategic acquisitions for optimal growth and profitability. 

27 snips
Oct 10, 2025 • 34min
Inside a $1.5M Pool Service Company Making $450K Profit
 Rand Larson, a ScalePath operator and community leader, shares insights about a pool service company in Northeastern Ohio generating nearly $2M in revenue. The discussion dives into the unique financial structure of the business, highlighting its seasonal nature and the implications for cash flow. Rand and the hosts debate the role of retail space in customer acquisition and the pros and cons of the owning real estate versus leasing. They also analyze employee efficiency and what makes this business attractive to potential buyers. 

Oct 7, 2025 • 38min
Buying a Viral Cat Video Empire? Think Twice Before You Do
 Joining the discussion is Travis from Capital Pad, a specialist in SEO and digital acquisitions. He dives into a viral cat-content platform boasting 3.9M Facebook followers and impressive profit margins. The crew debates the challenges of replicating such SEO success today and unpacks the risks associated with algorithm-dependent assets. They explore monetization strategies beyond banner ads and evaluate the impact of AI on content creation. The conversation also touches on innovative financing structures to alleviate purchase risks. 

30 snips
Oct 3, 2025 • 22min
KidStrong Franchise Deal: Smart Buy or Overpriced Risk?
 Delve into the analysis of a $5.1 million portfolio of KidStrong gyms in Texas. The hosts evaluate its valuation and whether this youth fitness franchise is a smart investment or fraught with operational challenges. They discuss the financials, including revenue and EBITDA, and explore the implications of geographic dispersion between Austin and Houston. With insights into potential underperforming units, they weigh the risks versus rewards and determine a fair price in light of management hurdles. 

20 snips
Sep 30, 2025 • 26min
How This Restoration Franchise Makes Nearly $500K Profit
 Discover the intriguing world of content restoration with a deep dive into a thriving franchise in Charlotte, NC. The hosts explore the unique dynamics of a high-margin business facing unpredictable revenue cycles. Learn about the critical role of referrals, staffing challenges, and the importance of quick operational responses in restoration services. They also discuss the financial intricacies of cash flow and the business's valuation, highlighting the balance between growth potential and risks in this niche market. 


