
Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating
Jump into the world of business acquisitions with hosts Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley. We review real businesses for sale in each episode, providing expert insights, strategies, and tips to make savvy business moves like the pros. Perfect for entrepreneurs, investors, and anyone interested in buying and selling businesses.
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May 30, 2025 • 34min
Buying a Quarry for $17M: A Rock-Solid Investment or Sinkhole?
The hosts explore a unique investment opportunity: a $17M Massachusetts quarry with impressive cash flow. They discuss the potential rewards and risks of asset-heavy business models, including the intricacies of USDA loans and government contracts. The conversation shifts to the interplay between stone demand and market dynamics, and the operational challenges quarries face. Plus, there's a delightful detour into the festive atmosphere of San Antonio's Fiesta, complete with amusing anecdotes about dressed-up dogs. It's a blend of business insight and cultural fun!

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May 27, 2025 • 24min
Anchorage’s Best Kept Secret: A Snow Biz with 40% Margins
Imagine owning a snow removal business in Alaska with a whopping $700K annual profit! The discussion delves into the operational challenges of this unique venture, emphasizing reliability and local community ties. It also explores Anchorage’s diverse business landscape and the impact of geographic isolation on opportunities. Find out how newcomers can navigate ownership transitions and the significance of community relations. Plus, insights on SBA financing reveal the evolving landscape for entrepreneurs in snowy regions!

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May 23, 2025 • 30min
$2.4M Brewpub for Sale: What Are We Thinking?
Would you invest $2.4 million in a brewpub? The hosts dissect a listing that raises eyebrows due to its questionable profitability and high asking price. They explore the intricacies of brewery licensing in New Mexico, discuss the current contraction in the brewpub industry, and question whether real estate is the real asset in play. With a deep dive into market rent assumptions and financial evaluations, the conversation highlights the challenges and opportunities within the business of brewing.

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May 20, 2025 • 33min
Buying an Amazon FBA Business Amid Tariff Chaos
Dive into the compelling world of an Amazon FBA shower filter business raking in $10M revenue with a smart recurring revenue model. The discussion hinges on the looming impact of Chinese tariffs that could derail the deal. Financial complexities unfold, from SBA lending changes to navigating unpredictable market trends and supply chain fears. Explore innovative financing strategies and the unique challenges of establishing domestic manufacturing in a fluctuating economic landscape. It's a deep dive into both exciting opportunities and hidden risks!

May 16, 2025 • 31min
Buying a Mysterious Retail & Distribution Business in Orlando
Chelsea Wood from Acquisition Lab joins the discussion, shedding light on the intricacies of business acquisitions and the dynamics of potential buyers. The team dives into a mysterious $6.3M Florida natural products business, revealing the perplexities of its vague listing and questionable earnings claims. They tackle the impact of gender in M&A environments and explore the potential of software carve-outs. Plus, the conversation highlights the ups and downs of franchising and the importance of scrutinizing buyer qualifications.

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May 13, 2025 • 30min
Fire Suppression Business in NYC – Is It Worth the $1M Price Tag?
Travis Jamison, a savvy expert in business acquisitions, joins the hosts to evaluate a fire suppression business in NYC. They dissect the potential risks linked to heavy reliance on project-based income versus the stability of maintenance revenue. The conversation touches on the booming market driven by stricter fire regulations and the complexities of business valuation. They also consider the nuances of seller financing as an indicator of potential risks and who the ideal buyer might be, making this a captivating exploration of a unique investment opportunity.

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May 9, 2025 • 28min
They Want $3.75M for This Pool Club? Analyzing a 56x Earnings Deal
Travis Jamison, founder of Capital Pad, joins the discussion on a shocking swim club listing in New Jersey priced at 56 times its earnings. The team dives deep into the bizarre valuation, exploring the real estate angle and potential revenue challenges for seasonal clubs. They debate whether the worst listings might hide the best opportunities and share insights into investor matchmaking via Capital Pad. Plus, hear some lifeguard war stories and trivia from the Jersey Shore that add a fun twist to the serious investment talk!

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May 6, 2025 • 23min
Franchise Med Spa Investment Breakdown (2025)
The team explores a $4 million med spa franchise in San Antonio, analyzing its two locations and expansion prospects. They discuss the booming aesthetic market, focusing on the dynamics of injectables like Botox and the importance of personal connections in client relationships. Regulatory challenges and the potential for recurring revenue are key points too. Insights into market trends and strategies for growth highlight the resilience and promise of the med spa industry, painting a picture of both opportunity and complexity.

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May 2, 2025 • 28min
Salon Suite Franchise Review: Is This $2.5M Deal Worth It?
Connor Groce, a savvy franchise expert, joins to dissect a $2.5 million salon suite franchise deal in the New York Tri-State area. The discussion reveals the alluring yet misleading aspects of passive income in the beauty industry. They delve into critical topics like occupancy management, financial risks, and personal lease guarantees. With humor sprinkled in, the team navigates the complexities of franchise support and concludes the deal lacks solid financial backing, giving it a thumbs down.

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Apr 29, 2025 • 31min
Glass, Cash, and Real Estate: A Dream Deal?
In this episode, the hosts dig into a glass business in coastal South Carolina that’s stable, cash-flowing, and comes with real estate—perfect for a buy-and-hold acquisition.Business Listing - https://www.loopnet.com/biz/business-opportunity/established-glass-business-in-growing-blufton-sc/2345451/🎯 This episode is sponsored by:Inzo Technologies – The IT partner made for searchers, by a searcher. Get a complimentary IT audit for your target business at https://www.inzotechnologies.com or email Nick directly at nick@inzotechnologies.com.Capital Pad – The marketplace connecting acquisition entrepreneurs with capital. Whether you’re looking to raise or invest, visit https://www.capitalpad.comThe hosts evaluate a rare, straightforward acquisition opportunity—a custom glass contractor based in Bluffton, South Carolina. With $500K in cash flow, a strong reputation, and real estate included in the $2.7M asking price, it’s a dream deal for a buyer who wants a stable lifestyle business. They discuss how this company serves residential and commercial clients, the regional growth around Hilton Head, the operational nuances of glass contracting, and why this is one of the more “boring is beautiful” deals they’ve seen. Plus, they break down how scale may or may not make sense in this space and touch on challenges with competition and geographic expansion.🔑 Key Highlights:- Overview of a $2.7M glass business with $500K in cash flow- Includes $700K of real estate and fully equipped vehicles- Operates in the fast-growing Bluffton/Hilton Head region- Strong candidate for SBA financing and owner-operator model- Discussion of the fragmented nature of the glass contracting industry- Why this isn’t a roll-up play, but a solid buy-and-hold asset- Comparison of glass contracting vs. other home service industries- Review strategy, competitive landscape, and geographic challengesSubscribe to weekly our Newsletter and get curated deals in your inboxAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Acquanon and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @acquanon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at contact@acquanon.com