

Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating
Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley
Jump into the world of business acquisitions with hosts Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley. We review real businesses for sale in each episode, providing expert insights, strategies, and tips to make savvy business moves like the pros. Perfect for entrepreneurs, investors, and anyone interested in buying and selling businesses.
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Aug 29, 2025 • 23min
The $2M Gun Range Deal: Worth It or a Trap?
The hosts analyze a $2 million gun range and retail shop in Colorado, discussing the financial intricacies and regulatory risks involved. Their exploration of inventory management reveals the challenges of operating in the firearms industry. They highlight key metrics influencing valuation and investment decisions, while debating the balance between potential revenue and higher costs. Additionally, the discussion gives insights into market trends affected by political climates, emphasizing the complexities of assessing business acquisitions in this niche.

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Aug 26, 2025 • 21min
This E-Commerce Dental Business Might Be Dead Thanks to Tariffs
The hosts explore a potentially doomed high-margin dental supply e-commerce business jeopardized by new U.S. tariffs. They analyze its scalability within a niche market and the challenges of evaluating financial performance in carve-out deals. Insights into the valuation of struggling businesses highlight the importance of due diligence, especially in franchising. The conversation also takes a light-hearted turn as they discuss electric vehicles, sharing personal rental car stories and navigating the often frustrating car buying process.

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Aug 22, 2025 • 25min
$550K Profit Just Doing Paperwork? This Deal Has Us Shocked
The hosts explore a high-margin FDA compliance business turning a shocking $550K profit with minimal overhead. They discuss its outsourced operations and the complexities of FDA regulations. The conversation reveals both the incredible potential and hidden risks of investing in compliance-heavy industries. Insights into financing through SBA loans and the uniqueness of the opportunity highlight the importance of understanding the regulatory landscape. It’s a captivating dive into balancing profit and peril in business acquisition.

Aug 19, 2025 • 27min
Would You Pay $2M for a 70-Year-Old Sandwich Factory?
Dive into the quirky world of a 70-year-old sandwich factory in South Carolina! The hosts debate whether its $2M asking price presents a golden investment opportunity or a hidden financial trap. They address the complexities of food manufacturing, from employee management to food safety. The discussion also highlights the strategic role of fresh food offerings at gas stations, comparing local favorites to broader market trends. Will this beloved business stand the test of time, or is it destined for a nostalgic closure?

Aug 15, 2025 • 30min
Why This Once-$22M Flatpack Furniture Company Is Worth Almost Nothing Now
The hosts dive into the dramatic decline of a once-thriving flatpack furniture company, now worth near its working capital. They analyze the reasons behind the staggering revenue drop from $22M to $9.4M, while oddly noting an increase in gross margins. The discussion reveals challenges in e-commerce, including rising ad costs and intense competition. They also explore the complexities of interpreting e-commerce financial metrics and the operational hurdles that threaten profitability in the fast-paced retail landscape.

Aug 12, 2025 • 20min
Would You Pay $18M for a Metal Fab Biz That’s Only 5 Years Old?
The hosts dive into the intriguing case of a Houston-based metal fabrication business listed for a staggering $18 million. They explore its impressive $4.5 million EBITDA, boosted by its strategic positioning in the oil and energy sectors. The discussion also unpacks recent SBA loan rule changes that can impact acquisitions. Attention is given to the challenges of seller dependency and evaluating the viability of a relatively young business. Insights into market opportunities and operational strengths make for a captivating analysis for prospective buyers.

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Aug 8, 2025 • 18min
This Dryer Vent Franchise Makes $130K a Year—Would You Buy It?
The hosts explore a promising dryer vent cleaning franchise in Charlotte with impressive online reviews. They discuss its profitability, revealing a $130K profit in just one year. Topics include the importance of branding, online presence, and potential for expansion. The conversation dives into the franchise model, cash flow, and the sustainability of the business, while cautioning about the inherent risks of small business ownership. Listeners are encouraged to weigh the viability of investing in this niche market.

Aug 5, 2025 • 22min
This Horse Transport Company Makes $100K - But Is It Worth It?
Travis Jameson from CapitalPad joins the discussion to explore the unique world of UK horse transport. They debate the merits of acquiring a relocatable horse taxi business in Essex, weighing its impressive profit margins against potential risks. The conversation dives into the specialized skills needed to operate in this niche market and highlights intriguing investment opportunities for equestrian lovers. They even brainstorm ideas for a reality series to capture the charm and challenges of rural horse transport life.

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Aug 4, 2025 • 17min
Why This $12M SaaS Might Be a Massive Broker Trick
The hosts dive into a $12M listing for a self-storage SaaS that's raising eyebrows. They explore the blurred lines between genuine software services and marketing schemes. Engaging discussions reveal how brokers might inflate valuations with superficial tactics. A franchise expert adds insights into navigating the franchise world. They also analyze innovative business models in self-storage and highlight the coding implications of this SaaS product, revealing the need for careful evaluation in the tech landscape.

Jul 29, 2025 • 19min
This Dairy Farm Makes $2.6M EBITDA… But in Romania
Dive into the fascinating world of a €20M dairy farm in Romania, raking in €2.6M in EBITDA. With 2,000 cattle and 600 hectares of land, the farm's solar power production and EU certifications stand out. The hosts dissect the challenges of dairy farming investments, from navigating geopolitical stakes to tracking commodity price trends. Humorously, they also flirt with the idea of transforming farming into a reality TV sensation, unveiling a fun twist to serious business discussions. Tune in for insights and playful banter!