Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating

Bill D'Alessandro, Mills Snell, Heather Endresen, and Michael Girdley
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Nov 28, 2025 • 31min

Would You Buy a Dolphin Resort in Mexico?

Explore a wild bankruptcy auction for dolphin habitat real estate in Mexico's Riviera Maya. The hosts delve into the risks and potential payoffs of acquiring properties near Cancun. They discuss the inclusion of dolphins, messy title risks, and the need for expert guidance in bankruptcy purchases. Ethical concerns about animal welfare and declines in the dolphin park industry are raised. With 'ditch risk' and safety issues looming, the team considers whether any investor could revive this unique resort opportunity.
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Nov 25, 2025 • 34min

$19M for a Custom Art Biz – Smart Move or Overpay?

In this episode the hosts dissect a $19 million “painting‑on‑demand” e‑commerce business making ~$15 million in sales and ~$3.67 million in earnings, and debate whether the price tag is justified given a crowded market and uncertain moat.Business Listing – https://mailchi.mp/websiteclosers/new-deal-alert-online-art-gallery-ecommerce-brand-handmade-paintings-collection-strong-repeat-order-rate-3600-48-star-reviews2?e=42dc999128Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.💰 Sponsored by:Capital Pad – A platform connecting accredited investors with vetted small business acquisition deals. Discover exclusive opportunities at https://capitalpad.comTonnesen Accounting Services - Tonnesen provides full quality of earnings reports trusted by buyers, lenders, and brokers on over $500 million in deals each year. Fast, detailed, and affordable. Visit tonnesenaccountingservices.com or connect with Josh Tonnesen on LinkedIn for a free consult.The business under review is a niche e‑commerce company in the custom hand‑painted art space: a made‑to‑order model with no inventory, ~$15 million in revenue (~$14.963 million) and ~$3.67 million earnings, asking price ~$19 million. The owners claim high average order value (~$1,500), ~20% repeat customer rate, ~30% net margins, and growth since 2020.Key Highlights:- Asking Price: ~$19 million for revenue ~$14.96 million and earnings ~$3.67 million.- Business Model: custom hand‑painted art on demand, average order value ~$1,500, ~20% repeat customers, claimed ~30% net margin.- Operational Setup: no inventory, contractor‑based production, D2C Shopify site, paid media + email automation driving growth.- Risks: Extremely crowded market (many “print on demand” or custom art providers), potential rising customer acquisition cost, young business with limited track record.- Strategic Questions: Does it have a compelling moat (exclusive artist network, unique IP, proprietary customer funnel)? Could a larger buyer replicate or disrupt the model? What happens if ad costs or competitor entry escalate?Subscribe to weekly our Newsletter and get curated deals in your inboxAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Acquanon and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @acquanon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at contact@acquanon.com
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Nov 21, 2025 • 34min

Inside a Miami Contractor Sale: Hidden Accounting Traps & Big Backlog

In this discussion, Josh Tonneson, an accounting expert from Tonneson Accounting Services, navigates the complexities of a $23 million acquisition involving a Miami contractor. They delve into the contractor’s impressive $52 million backlog and scrutinize its reported EBITDA versus actual cash flow. Josh highlights potential pitfalls like deferred revenue and WIP accounting traps, while the hosts explore the implications of contract transferability and financing requirements. A treasure trove of insights for anyone in the M&A space!
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Nov 18, 2025 • 27min

EdTech Business for Sale – Architect Training Platform US$2.7M

The hosts dive into a $2.7 million EdTech platform for architects, boasting impressive metrics like $450K revenue and 30% growth. They dissect the business model, highlighting its blend of subscriptions and one-off courses. A lively debate arises over the price valuation, questioning the seller's high asking price compared to fair market value. Discussions on growth opportunities focus on expanding partnerships and leveraging existing content. Ultimately, the hosts express intrigue about the business but caution against the inflated price.
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Nov 14, 2025 • 22min

How a Water Bottle Company Turned Into a $17M Empire

Travis Jamison, founder of Capital Pad and expert in e-commerce, dives into a fascinating $17.5 million electrolyte powder brand. The discussion reveals the brand's remarkable growth from motivational water bottles and examines its impressive 86% gross margins. However, concerns about high customer acquisition costs and dependency on Amazon sales arise. Travis emphasizes the challenges of considering Shopify expansion without jeopardizing Amazon rankings. Insights into ingredient sourcing and the sticky nature of Subscribe & Save customers add depth to this intriguing case study.
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Nov 11, 2025 • 35min

Are Pickleball Clubs the New Fad or the Next Fitness Empire?

Travis Jameson, Founder of CapitalPad, dives into the intriguing world of a $1.9 million indoor pickleball club in Houston. They explore its impressive $400K cash flow potential and multiple revenue streams, including memberships and court rentals. The conversation shifts to whether pickleball is a fleeting trend or a sustainable fitness empire, with discussions on community loyalty, scalability, and financing challenges. Ultimately, they express cautious optimism while weighing the risks of investing in such a capital-intensive venture.
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Nov 7, 2025 • 47min

$4.4 M Diabetes Patch Brand: Hidden Gem or Hidden Trap?

Dive into a potential goldmine with a $4.4M e-commerce business specializing in diabetes patch accessories. Assess the impressive 41% net margin and explore the world of continuous glucose monitors. The hosts analyze the product's market positioning, investigate licensing opportunities, and discuss strategies for U.S. expansion through influencer marketing. They also tackle risks like compliance challenges and financing hurdles, making for an engaging debate on whether this opportunity is a hidden gem or a risky venture.
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Nov 4, 2025 • 28min

$4.2M Security Business… With $773K Revenue?!

The hosts critique a $4.28 million asking price for a Signal Security franchise in San Antonio that only generates $773K in revenue. They discuss the challenges of low-skill staffing in security, highlighting liability risks and operational difficulties. The team debunks unreliable franchise rankings and raises concerns over the franchisor's focus on selling rather than service quality. They explore the potential of pivoting to executive security and the impact of technology on traditional guard roles, ultimately agreeing this franchise is not worth the investment.
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Oct 31, 2025 • 31min

Would You Pay $11M for Two Car Washes?

The hosts analyze a compelling car wash deal in Virginia, listing for around $11 million. They debate whether this high price correlates more with real estate value than operational success. Discussions include labor challenges and the potential for redevelopment. They also explore the intricacies of SBA financing, highlighting how car wash models vary widely in profitability. Additionally, operational demands and environmental concerns add to the complexity of managing such businesses. It's a deep dive into the valuation of unique assets.
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Oct 28, 2025 • 38min

How Much Is a Hurricane Shutter Company REALLY Worth?

This episode analyzes a hurricane shutter business with impressive financials, revealing its $1.3M profit and $1M in backlog. The hosts debate the seller's demand for compensation for work-in-progress and discuss seasonal financial trends. They highlight growth channels through innovative marketing and operational scaling, including remote estimating techniques. Key risks regarding customer contracts and warranties are examined, alongside the competitive landscape and market dynamics driving demand. A riveting exploration of business valuation and acquisition potential unfolds.

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