Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
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Jun 11, 2025 • 1h 31min
This You?
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Jun 9, 2025 • 1h 14min
The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
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May 28, 2025 • 1h 37min
Tier 1 Yapper
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!
HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2025 • 1h 22min
THXDAD
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2025 • 1h 51min
Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)
Ben Rector, an award-winning musician and storyteller, shares his insights on blending music with comedy. He discusses the emotional depth of songwriting and the unique pressures musicians face in the streaming age. The conversation dives into his quirky breakfast routines and the art of connecting with audiences, revealing how vulnerability impacts live performances. Rector also reflects on his journey of artistic identity, touching on faith's role in creativity and the importance of staying true to oneself amidst external expectations.
May 8, 2025 • 1h 10min
The Lumber Section
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com.
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 30, 2025 • 1h 14min
Christian Mel Kiper
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive
FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com.
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack
at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 23, 2025 • 1h 15min
Handyman Summer
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveFRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 16, 2025 • 1h 8min
When Dad Says No
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSFRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com.HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 9, 2025 • 1h 18min
Film Me, Ready?
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
