Net Positive with John Crist

Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Visit https://hensonshaving/crist to pick the razor for you and use code CRIST to get a free shave cream with your razor – just make sure to add it to your cart.MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSiHERB: Use code NETPOSITIVE to get 22% off your first order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSiHERB: Use Code NETPOSITIVE To Get 22% Off Your First Order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVEMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.comROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Cort McCown, a comedic talent known for his wit, dives into the humor of TopGolf and the best dating spots. He hilariously recounts a charity gig where he performed 175 yards away from nuns, navigating the surprising challenges of comedy. The discussion highlights the delight of comedy date nights and the nostalgic journey of stand-up, emphasizing the evolution of the craft. The duo also reflects on the lively atmosphere of live performances, revealing the intricacies and laughter in the world of comedy.