Net Positive with John Crist

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Dive into a delightful mix of quirky discussions, from the playful trend of Jeep ducking to Chick-fil-A's surprising entry into streaming services. Enjoy lighthearted takes on small talk, athlete phone habits, and celebrity banter featuring Taylor Swift and Adele. There's humor in unexpected places, including a passionate retail evangelist and the comedic nuances of faith in daily life. Reflect on cultural mash-ups and hear about the amusing intersection of traditions and modern identities, all wrapped in witty commentary.

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSEXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE.ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative