Net Positive with John Crist

Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Guest John Delony helps people with problems and defends Dave Ramsey in a discussion on bad scripts, internet privacy, mental health coaching, personal issues, comedy reflections, financial management, seeking validation on social media, and maintaining faith in humanity.

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA6/27 Atlanta, GA6/28 Atlanta, GA-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA6/27 Atlanta, GA6/28 Atlanta, GA-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI10/4 Shipshewana, IN10/5 Shipshewana, IN9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA6/27 Atlanta, GA6/28 Atlanta, GA-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI10/4 Shipshewana, IN10/5 Shipshewana, IN9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Topics include immigrants as lifeguards, Harrison Butker fandom, dropped charges, VR church, 'Jetway Jesus' Southwest Airlines scam, financial privilege, and grooming products sponsorships.

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveHELLO FRESH: FREE dessert for life! One dessert item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVESWEET-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative