
Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Latest episodes

Aug 21, 2024 • 1h 7min
The Book of GPT
Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSEXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE.ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Aug 14, 2024 • 1h 17min
Tickets to the Wedding
We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Aug 7, 2024 • 1h 20min
Olympic Privilege
Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jul 31, 2024 • 1h 22min
Knet Positive w/Justin Nunley
Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jul 24, 2024 • 1h 9min
Beyond What We Can Bear
The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jul 17, 2024 • 1h 9min
One, Two, Four Beers
Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jul 10, 2024 • 1h 23min
Hiroshima In The Suburbs
Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jul 3, 2024 • 1h 3min
Real Feel
Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

11 snips
Jun 19, 2024 • 1h 48min
Bad Scripts (w/John Delony)
Guest John Delony helps people with problems and defends Dave Ramsey in a discussion on bad scripts, internet privacy, mental health coaching, personal issues, comedy reflections, financial management, seeking validation on social media, and maintaining faith in humanity.

Jun 12, 2024 • 1h 8min
Gettin’ Napped
Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA6/27 Atlanta, GA6/28 Atlanta, GA-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative