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Net Positive with John Crist

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Oct 16, 2024 • 1h 26min

Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson)

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSiHERB: Use Code NETPOSITIVE To Get 22% Off Your First Order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVEMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Oct 9, 2024 • 1h 18min

These People??

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Oct 2, 2024 • 1h 23min

Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh)

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.comROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Sep 25, 2024 • 1h 25min

Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton)

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/3 - Bakersfield, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/5 - Sarasota, FL12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Sep 18, 2024 • 1h 13min

175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown)

Cort McCown, a comedic talent known for his wit, dives into the humor of TopGolf and the best dating spots. He hilariously recounts a charity gig where he performed 175 yards away from nuns, navigating the surprising challenges of comedy. The discussion highlights the delight of comedy date nights and the nostalgic journey of stand-up, emphasizing the evolution of the craft. The duo also reflects on the lively atmosphere of live performances, revealing the intricacies and laughter in the world of comedy.
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Sep 11, 2024 • 50min

I Wish It Was You

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPINGROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Sep 4, 2024 • 1h 17min

I Got A Thing…

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Aug 28, 2024 • 1h 13min

Secret Yarmulke

Dive into a delightful mix of quirky discussions, from the playful trend of Jeep ducking to Chick-fil-A's surprising entry into streaming services. Enjoy lighthearted takes on small talk, athlete phone habits, and celebrity banter featuring Taylor Swift and Adele. There's humor in unexpected places, including a passionate retail evangelist and the comedic nuances of faith in daily life. Reflect on cultural mash-ups and hear about the amusing intersection of traditions and modern identities, all wrapped in witty commentary.
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Aug 21, 2024 • 1h 7min

The Book of GPT

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSEXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE.ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
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Aug 14, 2024 • 1h 17min

Tickets to the Wedding

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI9/26 - Sarasota, FL9/27 - Melbourne, FL9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL9/29 - Jacksonville, FL10/3 - Lima, OH10/4 - Shipshewana, IN10/5 - Shipshewana, IN10/6 - Saginaw, MI10/17 - Cheyenne, WY10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD10/19 - Denver, CO10/31 - Bakersfield, CA11/1 - Oxnard, CA11/2 - Long Beach, CA11/7 - Savannah, GA11/8 - Athens, GA11/9 - Augusta, GA11/10 - Bristol, TN11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 - Dallas, TX12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSDREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.ioHELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPSHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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