
Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Latest episodes

Mar 26, 2025 • 1h 15min
John Ramsey
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Packat https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVEHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Mar 19, 2025 • 1h 42min
Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 24min
Fake Busy
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositiveGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Mar 5, 2025 • 1h 45min
Sea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders)
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Feb 26, 2025 • 1h 31min
Haha-related
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveGLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Feb 19, 2025 • 1h 32min
Buckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith)
Nate Smith, a rising star in country music known for his viral success on TikTok, joins the conversation to discuss the future of music promotion in the digital age. He shares insights on the pressures artists face with social media and the need for authenticity amidst rapid technological changes. They reminisce about the essential elements of an unforgettable country concert and explore the balance between personal connections and social media presence while laughing over the absurdities of their journeys in the industry.

Feb 12, 2025 • 1h 17min
Room Temp IQ
The podcast kicks off with a heartfelt announcement about an upcoming comedy special, diving into the curious significance of numbers like 144. The hosts offer a playful recap of the Super Bowl, sharing thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show and the nuances of TV vs. live audience reactions. They hilariously reflect on youth group antics, coffee snubbing, and the complexities of conspiracy theories. The episode wraps with a delightful gift exchange, showcasing listener creativity and sparking laughter over quirky decor debates.

Feb 5, 2025 • 1h 42min
We Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber)
John Crist chats with comedian Aaron Weber, a long-time friend known for his sharp stand-up and engaging podcast appearances. They dive into the hilarity of church homework and the quirks of motivational financial advice. Without missing a beat, they share personal parenting stories and reflect on the absurdities of comedy in tough venues. Expect laughs as they explore humorous cultural differences in birthday celebrations and the unpredictable nature of live performances, all while cracking jokes about everything from deodorants to NFL fan culture.

14 snips
Jan 29, 2025 • 1h 42min
Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn)
Chelcie Lynn, a comedian and actress best known as Trailer Trash Tammy, brings humor and candid insights. They discuss the hilarity of tornado shelters and childhood misadventures, while sharing thoughts on smoking versus vaping. The conversation dives into the thrills of rodeo life, contrasting the toughness required in comedy with real-life struggles. With playful anecdotes about dating and quirky social habits, they reflect on authentic experiences and the often absurd choices in everyday life, all wrapped in laughter.

Jan 22, 2025 • 1h 17min
All My Neighbors
Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/24-26 Raleigh, NC1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tysons, VA3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Packat moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVEMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEBLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative