

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Eliezer Yudkowsky, Eneasz Brodski; ty to JK Rowling
This is an alternate universe story, where Petunia married a scientist. Harry enters the wizarding world armed with Enlightenment ideals and the experimental spirit.
Episodes
Mentioned books

Sep 1, 2011 • 25min
19a – Delayed Gratification, part 1
Topics discussed in this podcast include Quirrell's past history, Harry and Draco's conversation about Snape and Harry's blackmailing scheme, a secret conversation between Harry and Draco speculating about Snape blackmailing Dumbledore, Harry's tactics to signal friendship with Slytherin, Professor Kroll's martial arts skills, the importance of learning how to lose demonstrated by Professor Kroll, and Professor Quill's chilling story of his past experience in a dojo and its parallels to the world of Harry Potter.

Aug 25, 2011 • 33min
18b – Dominance Hierarchies, part 2
Potter vs Snape: Round 2, accusations fly. Harry reveals truth about Dark Lord, tension escalates. Harry reflects on actions, panics about Time Turner. Tense dialogue, tears, Time-Turner handed over. Apologies from Harry, Snape takes responsibility. Disciplines discussed, surprising abilities revealed.

Aug 18, 2011 • 27min
18a – Dominance Hierarchies, part 1
Harry Potter questions why bad teachers are not fired at Hogwarts. Professor Snape singles out Harry in class and gives off an eerie presence. The topic of potion making is introduced, discussing specific ingredients. A conversation about magical ingredients and their properties occurs. Harry defiantly challenges Snape's authority and expresses his intention to get rid of him.

Aug 11, 2011 • 50min
17b – Locating the Hypothesis, part 2
In this podcast, Harry has conversations with Dumbledore about formalities and his character, time-turners and the cloak of invisibility. They discuss a mysterious rock and a used textbook that belonged to Harry's mother. Harry returns quest items and explores Dumbledore's office, discovering magical artifacts and the Sorting Hat. He confronts an old wizard and is warned not to open a forbidden door.

Aug 4, 2011 • 32min
17a – Locating the Hypothesis, part 1
Harry proposes an experimental test and reflects on time travel. He devises a plan to retrieve Neville's remember-all and questions Professor Quirrell. A conversation takes place about chaos, doom, and a negotiation.

Jul 28, 2011 • 37min
16 – Lateral Thinking
In this podcast, topics include minions, lessons in violence, and the most dangerous student in the classroom. The students discuss the concept of minions and their interactions with other students. Professor Kruell introduces the students to battle magic, emphasizing the importance of lethal spells and quick escape tactics. Professor Quirrell introduces the concept of battle magic and a game called 'Who's the Most Dangerous Student in the Classroom.' Harry makes a surprising choice and faces the consequences, leaving him surrounded by Ravenclaws and feeling dizzy.

Jul 21, 2011 • 24min
15 – Conscientiousness
Harry seeks Hermione's help to improve his spellcasting skills. Transfiguration magic is explored, highlighting the risks and restrictions. Harry earns Ravenclaw points and discusses future plans with Hermione.

Jul 14, 2011 • 30min
14 – The Unknown and the Unknowable
Harry Potter presents his innovative ideas for exploring the Chamber of Secrets. Professor McGonagall offers Harry a large number of House Points, but he declines. McGonagall gives Harry a special magical necklace. Harry expresses concerns about the dangers of using a time-turner. They discuss anthropic bias, computer simulations, and the limitations of Turing machines.

Jul 7, 2011 • 2min
No New Episode This Week
With apologies, the podcast is taking a week off for the Independence Day holiday. We will return to regular weekly episodes next week. Continue reading

Jun 30, 2011 • 40min
13 – Asking The Wrong Questions
Harry Potter wakes up to find his dormitory empty and discovers mysterious notes and instructions for a game. He tries to understand the game, suspects Dumbledore's involvement, and gets hopelessly lost in Hogwarts. Harry has a conversation, apologizes to Neville, and reflects on a recent incident. He faces setbacks in the game, loses it, and starts suspecting Professor McGonigal.